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Anyway, I thought the recent APB on me by Gia was prompted by absence, such as the kind one would encounter when a guy is working 60 hours a week.



What a half-assed attempt to provide an excuse, more likely you had to take the wife and kids to Disneyland for the summer. He also slips in a delusional claim that he wants to one day run for office, while also claiming to frequent whores, the fantasy is in full bloom. Since his return the admiral has still proven incapable of posting in a thread without mentioning his supposed 'job.'

I retract my theory that the admiral lives in his mother's basement. More likely he is your average overweight, balding, middle-aged man stuck in a middle management office job with a poor, haggard wife who he fucks once a month.

Good to see that Coke, an imaginary graduate with multiple degrees and a mysterious source of wealth, back up an imaginary lawyer.