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#440298 - 08/03/09 07:36 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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knocking on her door at 11:30 with a bottle of wine and two glasses
You've tried that before? I'd never have the nerve...
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#440302 - 08/03/09 08:34 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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She asked me to snap a few for her... I told her I needed one for me ... she didn't even ask where i was gonna post it... Plus it is as if she is undressed YET...
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#440303 - 08/03/09 08:43 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Stop trying to be so moral, bang her like a screen door in a hurricane. Than if she tries to cling on you just do something to piss her off.
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#440305 - 08/03/09 10:37 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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She asked me to snap a few for her... I told her I needed one for me ... she didn't even ask where i was gonna post it... Plus it is as if she is undressed YET...
Bishop's not just gonna fuck this whore, he's gonna pimp her out too... 
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#440306 - 08/03/09 10:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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She has the same taste in jewelry as Donny Long. That should quell your desire right there.
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#440310 - 08/04/09 03:24 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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#440312 - 08/04/09 03:37 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Don't do it Bishop...
It's not quite shitting where you eat but it's close. Too close, to home that is. But by all means make the most of it bro. You now have a babysitter, next door.
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#440313 - 08/04/09 03:40 PM
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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"Muh dick" Negro mentality...
Please elaborate so I know how I am supposed to feel about this... 
It is code language used on hate sites such as Niggermania and Stormfront to illustrate how we (black men) are slaves to our sexual desires.
Whatever.
We're no more ruled by our dicks than men of other races are.
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#440314 - 08/04/09 03:44 PM
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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#440315 - 08/04/09 03:48 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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y what I was thinking but when she knocks on the door to ask me to do something she can do herself, prancing those long,tan,pretty legs back an forth in front of me smiling and looking into my eyes for too long???
If she's actually coming to your place ( even if she doesn't come in), then I say you've got an opening. She must feel comfortable around you. Start out slow and ask to go for coffee.
Go for it, man! The fleshlight is decent simulator, but nothing beats real, quivering, warm pussy.
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#440316 - 08/04/09 03:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Coffee dates are for college kids. Bright daylight and awkward conversation. Ask her out for drinks.
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#440318 - 08/04/09 04:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Once you're in the friend zone, you're always in the friend zone. Remember that.
But seriously, a bar/lounge is still a better choice. Coffee dates always have that 'just friends' ambience. Evening drinks at a bar/lounge can go either way- friends or romantic possibility. At least with the latter, you have a choice. I feel it's more relaxing than feeling like I'm being interviewed over a Frap and a day old scone.
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#440319 - 08/04/09 04:17 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Gia how is the world treating you these days? whats in front of your lens? and last but not least, is your av one of the pics that Holly shot? You are lookin' kinda hottt there Baby G 
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#440321 - 08/04/09 04:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Thank you. Shooting porn sets, parties, the city, interior design. No, my ex bf shot that pic last month.
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#440322 - 08/04/09 04:32 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Thanks for asking , probably seems unclear to you because its all unclear to me as well.
I would like nothing more than to meet the woman i will wake up next to every day for the rest of my life. A wife to me and a mother to the son I have raised alone for the past ten years.In my current experience the dating pool is littered with sharks looking for a bank account to attach them selves to. Liars who will tell you anything and usually DO anything as well.. and whores.. whom I don't have a problem with UNLESS they are LYING WHORES which seem to outnumber all other groups right now and don't make good wives or mothers... (my last relationship was a trainwreck that I stayed in too long trying to fix.a pattern of mine....) Then along comes this sweet YOUNG thing flashing her eyes,teeth and legs at me but she can't be what I want but I don't know if I can get out of her tractor beam...
Does this help?
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#440323 - 08/04/09 04:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Thank you. Shooting porn sets, parties, the city, interior design. No, my ex bf shot that pic last month.
Have you broken up with your recent boyfriend? He was really cute, I thought this may be it for you. If its the guy Im talking about, sorry to hear that. 
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#440325 - 08/04/09 04:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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We're still friends. I had to break up with him. It was only fair that way for the both us of.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#440327 - 08/04/09 05:24 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
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All whores lie.
Does this help?
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#440328 - 08/04/09 05:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#440329 - 08/04/09 09:53 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Bish, this is quite a conundrum you've gotten yourself into. I see it like this. You're damned if you do and damned if you don't. Either way it's a loss. If you end up banging this chick, it will go south. Very rarely an age difference you described works. Then, if you don't bang this broad she might think you've turned gay, may have something wrong with your junk, etc. I would just sit back and enjoy the view (and ignore the band of tards that posted in this thread jiptard, freedouche, tritone, and north whatever).
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#440332 - 08/05/09 12:31 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Thank you Tritone for the translation
It has nothing to do with stormfront or niggermania(I don't visit such sites anyway). It's pretty much part of the internet slang...
That being said, if I wasn't married and knew her of course I would do anything to get into her pants. She's beautiful and if you're reading the signs correctly(you probably are) you're indeed a lucky man.
But there's no need to boast about it on the porn forum. Don't ever lie, you're not asking for any real advice in this thread. You're simply showing off your newest trophy. And what on earth were you thinking when you posted her pic here without at least asking her for permission first? This place is frequently visited by AC Cream, Swami and their kind. Also, everything posted on the Internet is pretty much forever...are you sure she'll want her family/future boyfriends to know about her fling with a former stunt cock 20 years her senior?
To answer your question: Yeah, you have every reason to feel like a piece of shit that you are.
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"If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#440333 - 08/05/09 12:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Good point. Bish, did you ever ask this young lady, "Hey, you know that pic I took of you...can I post it on a porn board?"
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#440335 - 08/05/09 11:34 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Yes, I'm serious. You said she allowed you to take a picture without asking what you needed it for. You never said she was ok with it being posted on a porn board.
As for my intent, I believe I've made myself clear. I find your habit of constantly starting threads such as this(or the one in which you presented the readers with a list of women you fucked, or the one where you claimed that there were no lesbians because every woman turns into a fucking cock-hungry nymph in the presence of a truly manly individual such as yourself) really irritating. Are you seriously claiming you need our help to decide whatever to get romantically involved with that lovely creature or not? Nigga please! Such a dilemma would be appropriate for a 14 years old virgin buy not for an experienced, grown up man such as yourself.
The whole purpose of this thread is to inform us that your penis will soon get to explore that hottie's vagina. Just like the negro rappers who surround themselves with whores in bikinis whose only purpose is to serve as living proofs of "artist's" sexual attractiveness, you can't be simply content with fucking all those hotties...you need to tell the entire world about it. I do think it's a Negro thing... Caucasians are usually familiar with the whole "gentlemen don't kiss and tell" thingy. Hence my first comment.
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"If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#440339 - 08/05/09 08:02 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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I find your habit of constantly starting threads such as this(or the one in which you presented the readers with a list of women you fucked, or the one where you claimed that there were no lesbians because every woman turns into a fucking cock-hungry nymph in the presence of a truly manly individual such as yourself) really irritating.
Bish gotta be the nicest person on the entire board. But, this one lunatic got his panties all in a bundle recollecting threads. I like Bish threads and couldn't name them with that acuity.
inacage, you've tried medication yet?
Bish, you ever start wondering about something you had posted awhile ago, but can't remember exactly. Now you know where to go.
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#440340 - 08/05/09 11:46 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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I find your habit of constantly starting threads such as this...really irritating.
Yeah, it would be better if this place went back to the graveyard it was only a few months ago.
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#440341 - 08/06/09 12:13 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Pipe=Lying about his intentions and other things...
Northop=Die stupid alt!
Claude=this place was doing perfectly fine without Bishop informing us of his recent(and not so recent) conquests. Shitty posters like you contribute nothing to this board.
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"If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#440343 - 08/06/09 06:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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Pipe=Lying about his intentions and other things...
Northop=Die stupid alt!
Claude=this place was doing perfectly fine without Bishop informing us of his recent(and not so recent) conquests. Shitty posters like you contribute nothing to this board.
My intentions, I see. Whatever, man. Use lubrication the next time you fuck your dad. Forensics can tell stuff nowadays.
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