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I've never payed for sex. Still an interesting thread, though... A few of them are tempting.



I can't believe I'm showin' my hand, but in the interest of gettin' you laid homie, here goes...

Pull into the Flying J's parking lot and slip 'round back to "party row" in your rig. Hop on yur C.B. radio (now referred to as "twitter") and track yourself down a Liz (Lot Lizard). Negotiate her down from $20 to about $10 when she gets to yur door and NOT on the C.B. This is IMPORTANT! Do NOT negotiate rates on the Citizen's Band radio EVER! I've seen a few guys go down HARD for this <----pun. Once you have her in the sleeper and she (or he I guess) is paid, do your dirty deed. Then, and this is where it gets good my friend, when she's finished finishing you, bust out the $20 rock and offer to sell it to her at a discount (cuz she gummed you so good or whatever). You gave her a ten-spot, she gave you the gums, and then she gives you $15 for a discounted $20 rock. You make $5 (a pack of smokes) and you get the "gumdrop"!

-Keep It Dirty

...yur welcome This also works on streetwalkers except you usually break even, so no free smokes. Tune in next time as I show you how to get "high end" pussy on the cheap. All this and "a hole" lot more next week on "Pimpin' Made EZ" with yur host, Dirty Deadz!
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