Erectile dysfunction is a ruse...I parlay the side effects of "certain" chemical appetizers I may indulge in from time to time into a belief on the part of certain dumb whores that "I really NEED you to do THIS in order for me to fully enjoy your company".....THIS = the Gia Jordan Tongue wiggle and whatever else is on my mind. Also, I sometimes like to surprise the whores with raging hardons after I spend hours telling them how " I wish I could find a girl hott enough to help me get it up..." Then, later on, when she see's the wood, she beams (on the inside and outside) that SHE must be "the one"!! Depending on how dumb she is, I tip her anywhwere from 500 all the way down to 5 bucks ....