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#440056 - 08/02/09 11:21 AM You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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I arrived late to this shit http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=415470&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1
But here we go again Instead of going out and spending the day slaying some fine pussy like Steve Holmes will you have opted to hate on him

Steve Holmes is a god. He has left many a fine pussy as a smoking wreckage
He is so good at doing so that he receives handsome checks for doing so.

He is one of the nicest guys you could ever meet

Has it not occurred to you that if you did not hate on him that maybe Steve Holmes would share his secrets of how to slay fine pussy and receive a check for doing so with you there by enriching your miserable lives?????

What is going to happen at some point where i can coordinate our schedules, I will get Kurt Lockwood,Steve Holmes,Tyler Knight,Christian and The One and Only Mark Davis together and we will rent a mini-van and make a list of our detractors and hit the road like Jay and Silent Bob and when we see you, you will either apologize for your hating and we will share the secrets of getting paid for slaying fine pussy
OR you will not apologize and we will BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!

Your choice
I would start apologizing now if i were you
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#440057 - 08/02/09 11:29 AM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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Surprised that you included Kurt in your band of brothers, given that he is a notorious internet keyboard warrior. Is Kurt an ok guy in person? I have read numerous posts from Steve Holmes that indicate that he is a gentleman. C3X is a mixed bag, as his usually intelligent posts are interspersed with occasional meltdowns. The Phoenix Marie fiasco is a case in point. I wouldn't give a PW the satisfaction of seeing that type of meltdown. C3X ought to know better and do better than allow a middle-aged PW to break his heart.

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#440058 - 08/02/09 11:36 AM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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Maybe Grant Michaels will come with us too and you will surely wish that you had taken this chance to apologize and then maybe you wouldn't be sitting there with your eye all lumped up like Mitch "Blood" Green after Mike Tyson caught his ass in that alley behind Dapper Dan's!
Fuck it I am calling John Garfield too, now we will need a full-sized van but we will surely have the ass-kicking power of world war 2 Japan....
Remember you started this....
I am sad for you all
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#440059 - 08/02/09 11:41 AM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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That war didn't turn out so well for japan, did it?

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#440060 - 08/02/09 11:42 AM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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Surprised that you included Kurt in your band of brothers, given that he is a notorious internet keyboard warrior. Is Kurt an ok guy in person? I have read numerous posts from Steve Holmes that indicate that he is a gentleman. C3X is a mixed bag, as his usually intelligent posts are interspersed with occasional meltdowns. The Phoenix Marie fiasco is a case in point. I wouldn't give a PW the satisfaction of seeing that type of meltdown. C3X ought to know better and do better than allow a middle-aged PW to break his heart.


Kurt would give you the shirt off of his back(not a joke) he just has very little tolerance for haters... as to Christian go back to that thread and see where he manned-up and bared his soul on a private and obviously uncomfortable private matter... Be careful my friend, I have always liked you. You don't want to make the list....
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#440061 - 08/02/09 11:46 AM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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That war didn't turn out so well for japan, did it?


You will need an atom bomb to stop us too!!!
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#440062 - 08/02/09 11:49 AM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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Hell, I am old enough to be C3X's father, and while I think the guy is ok, he ought not let a dime-a-dozen PW like Phoenix Marie rattle him. I appreciate the input from you, C3X and other dudes who have served in the trenches of porn valley. I suppose that get caught up with someone like Phoenix Marie is an occupational hazard of the trade.

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#440063 - 08/02/09 11:59 AM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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I don't see any apologies yet...
You do realize that Grant can decapitate you with his bare hands and that Kurt has the type of skills that can pull out your intestines without leaving a scar..
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#440064 - 08/02/09 12:14 PM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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Brandon appears to be spending some time in the gym these days as well.. I will call him too... Maybe we shall charter a bus.. The National Guard will bow to us... There will be no mercy...No safe haven
You know that Tyler Knight is a mixed-martial artist right? He killed a man in the ring shortly before his loss to Mario Lopez but the MMAA covered it up to protect the sport. Tyler wears the guy's skull as a pendant..

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#440065 - 08/02/09 12:28 PM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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#440066 - 08/02/09 03:38 PM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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Brandon appears to be spending some time in the gym these days as well.. I will call him too... Maybe we shall charter a bus..




A 'short' bus?
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#440067 - 08/02/09 04:20 PM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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I'm starting to wonder if there isn't a recent, unfortunate vacancy in modship for The Shit List.

Friendships aside, now would be a good time for to show the out-break of racism that XPT is not on their side, and it would be good to have someone in there who actually had industry experience who could offer a little more insight.

Oh BTW, Bishop, you ever occasionally read industry blogs you could start a few threads with?

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#440068 - 08/02/09 04:40 PM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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I scan em' when I don't have anything better to do,however I have been known to start shit occasionally. Is this a pre-nom of some sort?
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#440069 - 08/02/09 06:52 PM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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I can not comment on that last question. It's not like I got any pull around this place. And, don't want the powers that be all backlashing because it's just one little runt making too damn many suggestions!

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#440070 - 08/02/09 07:18 PM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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Don't worry about that........
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#440071 - 08/03/09 01:17 AM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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I can never shake the image of the B/B/G scene where the girl is riding steven cowgirl while blowing the other guy , when all of a sudden to great shock to the viewer the guy starts to jerk off near steven's head and spews cum all over his hair, steve later admitted it was pre-planned and he was in on the joke, I just fail to see where the joke is. I still to this day don't understand what or why it happened. Well i know what but more so the why.

p.s Grant Michaels HATES black people, I mean deep seeded, right to his very core, which is cool, he grew up in south africa where black people have aids and rape babies thinking it will cure them, so you can kinda see his point.
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#440072 - 10/03/09 09:24 PM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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Oh my god! I got a message from Steve Holmes on myspace tonight!!!!! I love Steve Holmes he is a GOD!
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#440073 - 10/03/09 09:49 PM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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Oh my god! I got a message from Steve Holmes on myspace tonight!!!!! I love Steve Holmes he is a GOD!



Why don't you start a Steve Holmes marriage proposal thread in case Marley turns you down?
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#440074 - 10/05/09 10:39 AM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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Oh my god! I got a message from Steve Holmes on myspace tonight!!!!! I love Steve Holmes he is a GOD!




Hey Beesh, how goes it?

Is that you're new camera in your avatar?
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#440075 - 10/05/09 02:29 PM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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Quote:

Oh my god! I got a message from Steve Holmes on myspace tonight!!!!! I love Steve Holmes he is a GOD!




Hey Beesh, how goes it?

Is that you're new camera in your avatar?


Why yes sir it is a little early to be rockin' the drunky smiley Have fun dog!
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#440076 - 10/05/09 03:08 PM Re: You Will Feel The Wrath of Steve Holmes!
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I can not comment on that last question. It's not like I got any pull around this place. And, don't want the powers that be all backlashing because it's just one little runt making too damn many suggestions!




That was an excellent call Northrup. I've been thinking the same thing but then I think..."when i'm really bored, I mean right outta my mind desperate to find a target...all the goinks have been stomped, the panzer threads have been read, I've taken charin seriously.. and responded, what should I read?. And there it is...The ShitList And then I ask myself.... Do you(or me)have the time or stomach to care about Playboy accounting or Desi/Ellie?. It's then and only then... that I check out Fan Requests.

Usually after this cycle one of the thick fucken cunts here has grabbed it's ankles in some sort of textual nightmarish fashion and I somehow find the time to launch it into yesterday.



So Bishop for Fan Requests?.
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