Latest post from the Yahoo group PSE - Pornstar Escorts....In light of the fact that LOCAL cops often find the time and mean$ to alleviate their boredom by targetting and taking down LOCAL escort listings in their specific jurisdiction, Pornstars (and any escort calling herself a "PSE") have found that the more General, Global listings (as well as FREE) such as YAHOO cant/wont bring as much heat...

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Hey Everyone!

I am coming to Boston August 3rd to 5th. I am offering discounts for all pre booked meetings.

If you would like more information please email me at booktaryn@gmail. com

XOXOX- Taryn

PS- I will be traveling with my hot english friend Poppy Morgan too

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ANyone care to guess which "bug" Taryn will be bring to Boston (WillieDPerv broke the last story regarding Taryn's E COLI infection, and I could have sworn there was another relevant episode where Taryn contracted some flu bug she blamed on Kurt Lockwood, but that might have been wishful thinking on my part, hard to tell when dealing with sociopaths like Taryn and Kurt, et al)...

I hope she does not bring the Phoenix version of the H1N1 (swine) flu virus to Boston, that could really cause problemos....lets hope Jamesn has had his flu shots and is in good health, Bornyo should check in on him (I think jamesn is afraid to answer MY calls, I'm probably a trigger...)

She says she is offering "discounts" on prebooked use of her holes for jacking off customers' penii...anyone care to speculate just Howwwww much of a discount an angry pulsating penis gets for pre-booking its splooge time? And wouldnt it be cool if a lot of the prebooked customers cancelled by calling and saying "I'm sorry, I just watched a really strokeable porn scene on Hot Movies, purchased through the website of, AND starring, XPT's own Miss Gian Jerkins ... I know I PRE-booked our appointment, but I guess in this case i am guilty of PRE-cumming and, as such since my balls are now empty, I am no longer in need of your jankity-skankity azz, and whatever communicable disease you may be incubating at this time....Maybe next time though, toodles!"



...and Someone tell me what's a "Poopy Morgan???"



Edited by Burg: Oh my bad, it's "Poppy" (as in Opium) Morgan, not "Poopy" (as in SHIT) Morgan.

IIRC that e-coli turned out to be a bad hangover. Yes? No? Bollocks?

Nice find, Burg. The idea for cancelling a pre-booked arrangement is gold. In this case, it's too late (3-5 August), but it might be worth to try this at a later date.

If PsychoTaryn is carrying the Phoenix-strain of H1N1, you'd better beware. It can lead to severe hallucinations.

Sidenote: Wasn't she "very, very busy" with her "production company"?

even funnier if you booked just to cancel and she had the whore-dacity to ask you for a kill fee.

IOW she used her vacation looking for investors in her production company.

Eh, the market on special strain HIV is already cornered...