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#439827 - 08/10/09 09:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Get your head out of the sand, dumbass. 
Definitely not. For instance, look at the lunch thread. He ordered a roll instead of nigiri. AND it had tempura on it. Gross.
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#439828 - 08/10/09 09:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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#439830 - 08/11/09 04:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Is it safe to assume that you think Jeff Jordan = Gia Jordan alt I.D.?
Possibly the male ID within her cancer-like pale frame. Like the fat, happy cherub, but with all the same snark.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#439833 - 08/11/09 05:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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Some like knowing that their wine is just yeasty, rotten, strawberries. Others. Dont.
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#439836 - 08/11/09 04:52 PM
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Registered: 07/29/09
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#439839 - 08/11/09 10:13 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
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What's the point of these pictures, KGer?
Is it some kind of US Magazine, Just Like Us! thing you're trying for here?
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#439840 - 08/11/09 10:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Monkey: The bad investments weren't something I was interested in selling, nor where they something I was looking to turn around & make bank on in quick fashion - I'll leave it at that.
Ahhh De-Fault
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I'm also not some college frat boy that drowns his weekends in beer pong tourneys, so loose the "I've got your number" schtick.
Ohh you are a sophisticated drinker (drunk), does it really matter how or where you drink alcohol?
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You don't know dick about me based on what I've said. You're both board-dwelling, analytic asswipe. You're just another smart-ass, faceless heel on this board who pokes at his adversaries in an attempt at making them break, with nary the balls to interact with anyone except from behind a keyboard
 YESSSSSSSSS. So would you like to meet me in person Eric? Im sure you will give me a real piece of your mind then 
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It may be funny to some, but it's tiring, old, shows nothing but cowardess. Now, do I have YOU pegged? You may now return to your games of WoW now, checking XPT in between sessions of medival ass rape.
Close Eric, god knows there isn't a better role model for bravery then you Eric, the guy who airs his dirty laundry on a porn board about a porn whore who made the mistake of pity fucking him a few times.
Wow I can totally see Christian got the whore gene from his mother's side, look at papa's eyes you can see them beaming with joy at what junior has become.
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#439841 - 08/11/09 11:36 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
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Wow I can totally see Christian got the whore gene from his mother's side, look at papa's eyes you can see them beaming with joy at what junior has become.
Don't know.... parents know the limitations of their children pretty well. I mean he must have showed promise. Here he has this big athletic kid kicking ass at sports in high school. Maybe he was an above average student...fuck schools in San Antonio are not exactly hard...At some point he probably had West Point, Annapolis..maybe The Citadel...in mind for his boy.. then The SAT's came back. No scholarships...plodding though college...at some point... he has got to say.. "fuck at least my boy isn't some hustler" like Christopher Reeve's character in Death Trap
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#439846 - 08/12/09 12:50 PM
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Gay For Pay
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Speaking of Reeve...
Christian with all these porn parodies running rampant throughout the industry and your new position as a creative force at Naughty America have you ever thought of writing and directing a Superman Opus Pornocopia? You could play both Lex and the Last Son of Krypton. Not so Smallville?
He could also play Lois Lane
Maybe Kieran Lee as General Zod? I would think that Phoenix Marie would be Lois Lane and Asa Lee could be Lana Lang..but I know that the "no list" limits casting possibilities..so why not. Christian could do an entire Tranny Cast...a porno First in Porn Parodies. The byline could read..
We bring you more cured meat than Katz Deli. And Christian can use the nom de plume of..Peters Allen..
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#439847 - 08/12/09 09:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Nice to know that I struck a nerve, primate. Got any more? 
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#439849 - 08/13/09 12:18 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
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Didn't see it, but Street Smart with Reeve and Morgan Freeman (as a very bad dude) was real good as well....
Thanks Tatty, I was trying to remember the name of that one!
I saw it so long ago, Freeman is one scary motherfucker in it for sure. So far from the roles he became so beloved doing. Now he's like a black Jimmie Stewart.
This looks like one of Coke's wetdreams.
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#439850 - 08/13/09 06:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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I'll just leave this here.
Mazel tov!
Hey SmeLLyMonkey<3, how's it going? 
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#439851 - 08/15/09 09:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Not gonna read all of this, just want to add to the Christian thread with this: http://fleshbot.com/5303182/tristan-taormino-offers-expert-advice-on-anal-pleasure-for-men/gallery/and to include a quote: "In fact, there was really only one disappointment in the whole release: we were kinda bummed that Christian doesn't get his butt fucked by a strapon. Yes, we realize it's important to show multiple modes of stimulation, and we do appreciate that boys can like butt play without wanting to bend over...but hey, can you really blame us for wanting to see Jandi Lin give it hard and good to Christian?" Buyer/viewer beware....  
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#439855 - 09/21/09 10:31 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
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Ain't they sweet?
Too bad it's probably over again. Her post at NA forum:
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Okay so today is my birthday...
I am at Home "Christian's" thinking how shitty it is to be alone on my BDay! Didn't sleep Whatever... Had great past couple nights...
More to follow I'm sure... Tonight... No plans... I want to go Country Line Dancing and I'm going to Riverside wednesday night to do that!! Who knows Sleep is what I'm going to try now
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Today for my birthday I'm in bed Alone... no scene scheduled... So NO Sex on my birthday... Same as Last Year!! Booooo
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#439857 - 09/21/09 11:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
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He looks so bummed out...
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#439860 - 09/21/09 05:01 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
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Okay so today is my birthday...
I am at Home "Christian's" thinking how shitty it is to be alone on my BDay! Didn't sleep Whatever... Had great past couple nights...
More to follow I'm sure... Tonight... No plans... I want to go Country Line Dancing and I'm going to Riverside wednesday night to do that!! Who knows Sleep is what I'm going to try now
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#439861 - 09/21/09 06:53 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
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Ain't they sweet?
it's been speculated that she was his walk-in closet but i don't buy it. you could tell there was real magic there. alas, into everyone's life a little rain must fall. think about how your heart would sink if everything you love the world destroys. then think how awful it would be if one of your favorite pastimes was prohibited by the iron fist-boot of state power. now you're getting the picture.
we can only assume that the doomsayers are right: once our society is no longer limited to the traditional man-woman definition of marriage, we will all become clinically insane, and indulge in decadence not seen since the fall of Sodom.
"But then a couple of states passed laws expanding marriage rights. And almost immediately, I started to become aware of some new feelings stirring deep within me. Feelings I wanted to ignore. Feelings I tried to ignore. Feelings I could not ignore." --Anonymous
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#439863 - 09/21/09 08:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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What is it with these women that can't get a birthday party or even a birthday cake from the boyfriend? Jenna Haze got nothing this year and she said on her Twitter how the people on her Twitter and Myspace said happy birthday but no one in her own life said or did anything.
AVNs female performer of the year didn't get anything.
Yeah that breaks my heart. AVN Performer of the Year and all...
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#439864 - 09/21/09 11:27 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
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What is it with these women that can't get a birthday party or even a birthday cake from the boyfriend? Jenna Haze got nothing this year and she said on her Twitter how the people on her Twitter and Myspace said happy birthday but no one in her own life said or did anything.
AVNs female performer of the year didn't get anything.
Yeah that breaks my heart. AVN Performer of the Year and all...
Someone should send her a bottle of champagne. Maybe she won't notice if it is already empty.
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#439869 - 09/22/09 09:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Do you mean "we are fine doucebags" (I truly trust you truly are the finest of douchebags)
or "we are fine, douchebags!"
Anyhoo does that mean you're gonna be at the Exxxotica show? If you are, see ya there,,,,,
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#439871 - 09/23/09 05:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
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When is your next Ironman?
did you put some weight on? your face looks "puffy" on your latest twitter photo and you remind me a bit of a washed-out funfair boxer in this:
Are you in training?
The D.A. of Gotham City posted a link to a "swimming video"on LIB.
http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=8734
post #7
is this from 2009?
Link to the video doesn't work anymore 
but you can find the same video when you search "Tranny pornstar Kimber James" on that site (it has >21k views and 4/5 stars)
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#439873 - 09/23/09 06:34 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/23/07
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Diamond Foxx (Foxxx)
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#439875 - 09/23/09 07:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Evan Stone looks so swishy in that pic...
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