Small town news travels fast, douchebag. I know a few strippers from the club she danced at. They know about us because of our past relationship (ya know, that stalker thing you keep obsessing about).

Seriously, are your balls as big as your mouth? If they are, try putting them in there sometime. I'm guessing you don't go spouting off to people like your do in your keyboard warrior ways knowing you'd probably get the shit knocked out of you, right? On the other hand, you're probably another highly trained MMA fighter that can back himself up, lulz.

I thought so, peon.