As long as u have plenty of $$$ or drugs, there is nothing to worry about....if you are limited in these resources, you are fucked, cuz bitches be trying to take what little you do have, and if you hedge the slightest about giving up what little you do have, they ignore you or talk shit about you...

Solution(s):

(A) Take every Dollar you can scrounge up, go to a casino and plop it all on Black, or on a hand of Single Deck BJ, or on your favorite sports team...win three times in a row and the bitches will be on you like tatoo ink on a dumb/vapid/narcissitic 19 year old whore.

(B) Move to the Pacific Northwest and grow a garden ... Make sure you pack a lot of Slim Jims and/or Beef Jerky products to bribe the grizzly bears to (1) Not eat your broke pathetic ass and (2) patrol your garden when you have to go into town for more beef jerky products.


(C) Lie/cheat/steal on-from the bitches FIRST before they do you (see also "Burg's guide to pre-emptive first strikes, World War Whore edition") Some of the bitches who are into pain/humiliation/degradation might get off on the abusive acts you perpetrate on them first and admire your pimp-chutzpah, possibly coming to work for you!

Of course, isnt this why men evolved penii that are easy to rub in rapid up and down motions, which when combined with THE pornography, mitigates the need for women and all their bullshit in the first place? I have had some of my whore-friends confide in me that they envy us men as far as sex goes, saying "If I had a penis, I'd play with it all day!" if uttered by the right, hott looking whore, this can be a reward in and of itself...