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#439337 - 07/31/09 10:11 AM backdoorman
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Where is he? I hope the jolly fella is alright.



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#439338 - 07/31/09 10:18 AM Re: backdoorman
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Check your PM. *secrets, k?* He posted the other day, but it doesn't say much besides that he's alive, thankfully. Don't you fuckin' hate worrying?
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#439339 - 07/31/09 10:45 AM Re: backdoorman
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why would say check your pm and then edit your profile so that I can't respond to your message?

Yes, that looks like it could be his twitter. He posted about his car wreck a few weeks ago. There's no secret there. Hope he's doing alright.


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#439340 - 07/31/09 11:23 AM Re: backdoorman
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why would say check your pm and then edit your profile so that I can't respond to your message?






She did that to me once too. How rude
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#439341 - 08/01/09 04:20 PM Re: backdoorman
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Sorry guys ! I should have let you know what was going on. I was in a car wreck about 3 weeks ago. Someone ran a stop sign and t-boned me. I didn't really get hurt but as some of you may know I have had several surgeries on my right leg for MRSA in the past and apparently the stress of the wreck brought it back. I had to have surgery at a local community hospital to drain it and have been in and out of the hospital twice for surgery and to get blood. I am scheduled for more surgery this Wednesday with my regular ortho guy in Lexington Ky. Apparently the bone is still harboring infection. Been having a pretty shitty time of it the last 3 weeks. I hope I won't have to be in the hospital too long this time but can't really tell. The worst of it has been having to board my dogs at a kennel. I felt terrible about it. I have them for the weekend and they go back on Tuesday till I'm back from the hospital. Everybody chant, say a prayer or whatever it is you do to call on a higher power for me. I would greatly appreciate it. If everything goes OK I'll let you know when I get out.
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#439342 - 08/01/09 04:29 PM Re: backdoorman
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bdm that is one of the saddest things I've heard on xpt. I really really hope you recover and get healthy again. So sorry--do you know where it came from? Check your pm btw.
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#439343 - 08/01/09 04:35 PM Re: backdoorman
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I'm sorry to hear your dogs have to be put through that stress and anxiety of being boarded in a kennel like that. Did you get them vaccinated for Kennel cough first??
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#439344 - 08/01/09 04:41 PM Re: backdoorman
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Sorry to hear that dude. Get well soon!
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#439345 - 08/01/09 04:42 PM Re: backdoorman
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^Yes it's sop at the kennel !
I got the MRSA in surgery to begin with about 6 years ago. I have a bone disease called Albers-Schonberg or marble bone disease and had broken my femur. It makes my bones weak and my immune system sucks because I have less bone marrow than normal folks. When they put a rod in my leg it took 3 years and several surgeries to heal and I got the damned infection during one of the surgeries apparently.
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#439346 - 08/01/09 04:57 PM Re: backdoorman
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Good luck with all that, sir!
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#439347 - 08/01/09 04:58 PM Re: backdoorman
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I never thought I'd get so emotional from reading a post on XPT. I'm getting a little too attached to you fuckin' pervs. *Sigh*



Backdoorman, best of luck, I hope all goes well in your surgery and hope that your ouchies heal quickly. You will definitely be in my thoughts. I don't know where you live but, if you need blood... I'm a universal donor. Shhh, don't tell anyone. *Big hug!* <3
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#439348 - 08/01/09 05:05 PM Re: backdoorman
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I never thought I'd get so emotional from reading a post on XPT. I'm getting a little too attached to you fuckin' pervs. *Sigh*



Backdoorman, best of luck, I hope all goes well in your surgery and hope that your ouchies heal quickly. You will definitely be in my thoughts. I don't know where you live but, if you need blood... I'm a universal donor. Shhh, don't tell anyone. *Big hug!* <3




You just want his stuff if he croaks.
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#439349 - 08/01/09 05:09 PM Re: backdoorman
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Here's to getting well and back home with your dogs soon.

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#439350 - 08/01/09 07:21 PM Re: backdoorman
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Hope the mutts and you are doing well. Did you sue or anything after getting MRSA?
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#439351 - 08/01/09 07:37 PM Re: backdoorman
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if you need blood... I'm a universal donor. Shhh, don't tell anyone.




this is relevant to my interests.

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#439352 - 08/01/09 07:45 PM Re: backdoorman
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Hey BDM wishing you the best and hope you have a rapid recovery. Your dogs will be fine and they will be happy when you get back home for good
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#439353 - 08/01/09 10:00 PM Re: backdoorman
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Thanks for all the positive vibes guys. Keep'em going !
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#439354 - 08/01/09 11:11 PM Re: backdoorman
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I'm sure that corpse loving perv free has already called dibs on your leg if it gets amputated, but please consider packing it in dry ice and shipping it to me so I can use it to beat that tranny loving faggot panzer to a pulp. If it helps, attach free's dead vagina loving address to your recently liberated limb. I'll make sure to forward the peg to our resident eurotrash pedo after tranzer expires.
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#439355 - 08/02/09 05:31 AM Re: backdoorman
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Get well get well soon. By the way, I heard that in the hospital before surgeries they might give an enema.

"William Laighton of Portsmouth, New Hampshire, obtained a patent for an enema chair on August 8, 1846. Upon receiving the patent, Laighton told his assembled colleagues that if the world were to receive an enema, Gloversville, New York would be the insertion point."

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#439356 - 08/02/09 05:35 AM Re: backdoorman
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Get well get well soon. By the way, I heard that in the hospital before surgeries they might give an enema.




You're getting exited over a GUY getting an enema.
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#439357 - 08/02/09 06:03 AM Re: backdoorman
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I'm sure that corpse loving perv free has already called dibs on your leg if it gets amputated, but please consider packing it in dry ice and shipping it to me so I can use it to beat that tranny loving faggot panzer to a pulp. If it helps, attach free's dead vagina loving address to your recently liberated limb. I'll make sure to forward the peg to our resident eurotrash pedo after tranzer expires.



Wow! I have noticed that you have been very brutal in some of your assaults lately.Please keep up the great work.
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#439358 - 08/02/09 06:31 AM Re: backdoorman
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So who's starting the death pool?
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#439359 - 08/02/09 06:35 AM Re: backdoorman
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Get well get well soon. By the way, I heard that in the hospital before surgeries they might give an enema.




You're getting exited over a GUY getting an enema.



No, just saying/warning about the stuff. Last time my grandpa went to the hospital, the nurses shaved his balls.

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#439360 - 08/02/09 09:17 PM Re: backdoorman
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Alex an enema is more likely after surgery and all the morphine for pain. It stops you up good ! If I lose my leg I'm becoming a pirate and I'm gonna make you all walk the plank on the septic tank !
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#439361 - 08/02/09 09:19 PM Re: backdoorman
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Quote:

Get well get well soon. By the way, I heard that in the hospital before surgeries they might give an enema.




You're getting exited over a GUY getting an enema.




Alex is a believer in EEO. Equal enema opportunity !
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#439362 - 08/02/09 09:27 PM Re: backdoorman
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Quote:

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Get well get well soon. By the way, I heard that in the hospital before surgeries they might give an enema.




You're getting exited over a GUY getting an enema.




Alex is a believer in EEO. Equal enema opportunity !



It's better to know in advance if you are getting an enema or not. I would't want to be in a situation where it's like "Surprise!!! Your'e gettin' an enema!!!". Maybe it's a new idea for the series, the Enema Surprise.

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#439363 - 08/02/09 09:58 PM Re: backdoorman
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It's better to know in advance if you are getting an enema or not. I would't want to be in a situation where it's like "Surprise!!! Your'e gettin' an enema!!!". Maybe it's a new idea for the series, the Enema Surprise.





Speaking of backdoor's, I walked right in to the room, she told me to get undressed before I even told her my name. Then she asked me lay down and get on my side, she wasn't gentle at all. First time giving birth, dummy, not sex. I really had no clue it would happen right away.

^That never happened, BTW, I'm drunk. Just in case I can't delete it on time. Hey BDM, how are you feeling today? *bighugggg* BDM, reminds me of BDSM.
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#439364 - 08/03/09 09:49 PM Re: backdoorman
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Feeling OK. Just dreading the surgery and hospital stay. Even Alex couldn't eat their food !
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#439365 - 08/03/09 10:39 PM Re: backdoorman
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Good luck with all that, sir!




+1

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#439366 - 08/07/09 06:07 PM Re: backdoorman
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I'm out of the hospital ! Surgery went well. My blood counts are all fucked up but that's the norm for me. I have a picc line for antibiotics and will be on them for a while. Hopefully the infection is on the run ! Thanks again everyone for your support !
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#439367 - 08/07/09 06:14 PM Re: backdoorman
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Welcome back.

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#439368 - 08/07/09 06:43 PM Re: backdoorman
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Welcome back.

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#439369 - 08/07/09 06:44 PM Re: backdoorman
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Welcome back.
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#439370 - 08/08/09 12:53 AM Re: backdoorman
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I'm out of the hospital! Surgery went well.




OK, fine. You kept your leg. Congrats! yadayadayada. You old prick. I know for a fact that you have access to black market prosthetics. Throw me a tibula or at least a fibula so I can keep up with your lies.
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#439371 - 08/08/09 12:53 AM Re: backdoorman
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welcome back, glad to hear all is well
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#439372 - 08/08/09 12:57 AM Re: backdoorman
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got any vicodins to sell
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#439373 - 08/08/09 01:47 AM Re: backdoorman
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Yay! I'm glad to hear all is well. I was just thinking about you while eating rasberries, right before putting my whites in the dryer, weird.
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#439374 - 08/08/09 06:29 AM Re: backdoorman
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mmmm ...raspberries.

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#439375 - 08/08/09 11:04 AM Re: backdoorman
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#439376 - 08/11/09 10:32 AM Re: backdoorman
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My frigging leg is swollen again near the surgery incision. Going back to the surgeon on Thursday. I hope he can do something in the office out patient but if not then here we go again !
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