Coming soon....

A CUMSHOT EVERY 5 MINUTES (Brandon Iron Productions)
2 hours and 15 minutes of all-new footage featuring 25 sluts who eat cum, take facials, and compete to see who can be the biggest slut in 5 minutes or less.

Admit it! You hate 25 minute-long intros and set-ups filled with bad acting and long, drawn out teases. You have a boner in your hand and you need to take care of business before your wife or girlfriend gets home. Finally! You've found a director who respects you and your premature ejaculation tendencies. No longer will you be sitting in a token-eating peep booth praying desperately for the dialogue to be over and a boob to fall out. The sluts in A CUMSHOT EVERY 5 MINUTES understand the true meaning of "minute men" and they will show you how to milk a cock faster than a Tijuana hooker on a Friday night.

Enjoy these women who get paid more per minute than you do. That's the nature of being a whore. Live for today, don't worry about tomorrow. We can all learn something from these whores. So, please, take their advice and live for today.

Order this gem at www.jerkoffzone.com and say no to those 5 scene bore-o-ramas. You deserve to collect these women in a movie that you can enjoy a few minutes at a time.

Relax and know that Brandon Iron Productions has your back, guys.


Girls:
Kiera King
Cierra King
Lindsay James
Allie Foster
Tara Lynn Foxx
Natalie Minx
Isis Taylor
Kirra Lynne
Alice Bell
Karmen Kennedy
Tuesday Cross
Kylee Lovit
Anastasia Ivanova
Olivia Alize
Dylan Nicole
Tyla Wynn
Tricia Rey
Hayden Night
Dakoda Brookes
Natalie Rosa
Tatiana Kush
Rachel Roxxx
Jailey Marie
Marie McCray
Tiffany Tanner

Guys:
Johnny Fender
Steve James
Trent Tesoro
Claudio Meloni
Mike Hash
Arnold Schwarzenpecker
Joe Blow
D. Snoop
Adam Wood
Rob Banks
Eric John
Jack Vegas
Jordan Lane
Brandon Iron

DVD Bonus scene: Jessica Bangkok blowbang from www.spermcocktail.com.

** This title should be out in September. Just sharing the artwork.

I actually applaud the business/marketing concept that this latest Brendon Ironz Opus represents.....he has mastered the concept of "Throughput" as it applies to his products application and utility, which will translate into Throughput with the $$$$$$

While most of you either scratch your head at what I just typed above, or ignore it, let me point out a rather funny, "alt-confession" B.I. subconsciously makes in his pitch-post at the top of this thread:

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Admit it! You hate 25 minute-long intros and set-ups filled with bad acting and long, drawn out teases. You have a boner in your hand and you need to take care of business before your wife or girlfriend gets home.

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** FLASHBACK to 2005, filming 50 to 1** The sound of Hillary Scott's car keys jingle inside Brandon's head trying to unlock their apartment door, everytime he is about to pop into some hott young whore's mouth...."Oh sheeeeee_ite! She's home 8 minutes early! Quick, swallow that, wave bye bye to the camera, now ...OUT the WINDOW down the fire escape! Dont call me, I'll call you...you were great though, thanks!"

Brandon may be lucky, but he is haunted too....