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#439233 - 07/30/09 06:29 PM
Smokey and Rear Admiral
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Where are you guys? I miss you.
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#439234 - 07/30/09 07:47 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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I miss Rear Admiral's stories of coked up stripper/whores.
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#439238 - 07/30/09 09:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#439239 - 07/30/09 10:45 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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Huh, I was just throwing shit at a wall. Does the E kick in quicker than just eating it? Did you watch from the side, or did you get down and get a good view?
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#439240 - 07/30/09 10:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I viewed the fuck away from her. She was quite weird. She said it kicked in fasted and felt like she shoved the heavens up her ass. Tons of oddballs go to these things. I took my friend Matt to his first rave, some chick walked up to him and started making out with him. She had a half dissolved pill in her mouth. He said it was awesome, I say it was rather herpy.
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#439241 - 07/31/09 07:49 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Rear Admiral misses his own stories of coked-up Northern California stripper/whores. The economic crisis has put the Admiral on the road as an economic migrant. While it's a step up from picking lettuce, bouncing around various Asian and Middle East offices is not exactly conducive to the Admiral lifestyle. Whores abound, of course, but laying hands on cocaine is an adventure. Only in Hong Kong and Tokyo is it even whispered-about, and there is always the prospect of a five or seven-year term in a dank Asian cell (as opposed to a cushy term in drug-diversion rehab) to deter one.
I'm having a bad time these days.
Tell you fuckers what, though: When the year-end profit distro comes, I'm headed to Los Angeles for few days to shoot some of my own fuck scenes with a few porn whores of my choosing. Hopefully some really cokey ones. Price-wise I'd rather do it in St. Petersburg with Mixphoto, but Russian jail scares me much worse than Japanese.
Since the scenes are not for distribution (don't want my mom or a client seeing my pasty white ass), I hope to con the exquisite Gia Jordan into saddling up with me. We're the same age, don'tcha know. And then y'all can suck it -- living in Mom's basement, heh!
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#439243 - 07/31/09 12:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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after all this time soopergriz STILL, STILL has the greatest friggin avatar ever.....
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#439244 - 07/31/09 12:59 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i am hopelessly in love with both of them come back pervs i miss you 
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#439245 - 07/31/09 04:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Quote:
Rear Admiral misses his own stories of coked-up Northern California stripper/whores. The economic crisis has put the Admiral on the road as an economic migrant. While it's a step up from picking lettuce, bouncing around various Asian and Middle East offices is not exactly conducive to the Admiral lifestyle. Whores abound, of course, but laying hands on cocaine is an adventure. Only in Hong Kong and Tokyo is it even whispered-about, and there is always the prospect of a five or seven-year term in a dank Asian cell (as opposed to a cushy term in drug-diversion rehab) to deter one.
I'm having a bad time these days.
Tell you fuckers what, though: When the year-end profit distro comes, I'm headed to Los Angeles for few days to shoot some of my own fuck scenes with a few porn whores of my choosing. Hopefully some really cokey ones. Price-wise I'd rather do it in St. Petersburg with Mixphoto, but Russian jail scares me much worse than Japanese.
Since the scenes are not for distribution (don't want my mom or a client seeing my pasty white ass), I hope to con the exquisite Gia Jordan into saddling up with me. We're the same age, don'tcha know. And then y'all can suck it -- living in Mom's basement, heh!
Rear Admiral ='s Coke plus the Dennys fry cook that had a blog for like 3 weeks. Jack Hate was it?.
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#439247 - 07/31/09 11:03 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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I do remember Rear Admiral was an avid fan of Holly Wellin. Even wanted to marry her.
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#439248 - 08/01/09 06:35 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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thankyou ill send you one i lost about ten more pounds since summer started- not alot love, pretty
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#439249 - 08/01/09 09:36 AM
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good too see you back son..... 
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#439250 - 08/02/09 08:45 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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What's up all. I'm around, I've lurked a couple times recently, but Ms. Gia has brought me out of hiding. Been busy with work, fucking sluts with no morals, and was out in L.A. for a few weeks for biz/pleasure. Gia, I was going to look you up to ask for a tour guide, but didn't want to seem stalkerish.
Pretty, hopelessly in love? I had no idea. You look great from what I can see, keep up the good work.
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