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#43919 - 08/06/04 08:47 AM Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Pussy Power AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/02/03 Posts: 476 Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...	I have a list. There are: Hillbillys in a Haunted House. Dracula Verses Frankenstein. The Haunted Palace. Witchcraft. Dr Terror's Gallery of Horrors. Funnily enough, they all star Lon Chaney Jnr. LB. _________________________ http://www.freewebs.com/lordbyron/
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#43920 - 08/06/04 11:53 AM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	I have the uncanny ability to forget the really bad movies. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#43921 - 08/06/04 11:27 PM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Pussy Power AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/02/03 Posts: 476 Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...	Really... LB. _________________________ http://www.freewebs.com/lordbyron/
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#43922 - 08/06/04 11:50 PM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	I guess it´s MANOS. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#43923 - 08/06/04 11:54 PM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Pussy Power AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/02/03 Posts: 476 Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...	Explain. There are three MANOSES on IMBD. LB. _________________________ http://www.freewebs.com/lordbyron/
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#43924 - 08/06/04 11:57 PM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	MANOS - HANDS OF FATE. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#43925 - 08/07/04 12:05 AM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Pussy Power AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/02/03 Posts: 476 Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...	Sound like my type of movie. 'Manos' the Hands of Fate LB. _________________________ http://www.freewebs.com/lordbyron/
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#43926 - 08/07/04 04:26 AM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Sick Fuck Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/07/04 Posts: 169	Night of the Zombies with Jamie Gillis Zombies in the Alps! Attachments 39464-night_zombies.jpg (37 downloads) _________________________ "I challenge you to a duel!" - Senator Zell Miller
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#43927 - 08/07/04 04:28 AM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Sound like my type of movie. 'Manos' the Hands of Fate LB. 100 Worst Movies of all time according to IMDB voters. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#43928 - 08/07/04 08:29 AM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	You guys are right and wrong- Manos does suck but it sucks so bad that it is great- what one should do is pick up the mystery Science theather 3000 version of Manos the hands of fate- pure goodness. I would even hesitate to classify Manos as horror- i don't know what it could be called but it is not horror. The "monsters" are a pan like bulbous thighed man named Torgo who wobbles about and a man named the Master who may be a demon or something but is little seen anyway. LB try to pick up the MST3000 version of the flick you won't be dissappointed _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43929 - 08/07/04 08:31 AM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Pussy Power AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/02/03 Posts: 476 Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...	I need to see that film. LB. _________________________ http://www.freewebs.com/lordbyron/
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#43930 - 08/07/04 04:50 PM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Trent Soluri Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/14/04 Posts: 62 Loc: porn valley	saw Manos on MST 3K. http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/manos/default.asp It is undoubtedly the worst piece of trash ever to be filmed.
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#43931 - 08/07/04 05:02 PM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Sick Fuck Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/07/04 Posts: 169	Quote: saw Manos on MST 3K. http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/manos/default.asp It is undoubtedly the worst piece of trash ever to be filmed. According to the Internet Movie Database, Manos is one of Quentin 'Kill Bill' Tarantino's favorite films. _________________________ "I challenge you to a duel!" - Senator Zell Miller
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#43932 - 08/07/04 05:03 PM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	And yet it is my favorite MST3000 targets ( except for the Gamera Movies) See even Quentin likes it, I mean seriously it is so bad it is good. Just like Plan 9. Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (08/07/04 05:05 PM) _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43933 - 08/08/04 12:42 AM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Sandpaper Joe Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 08/08/04 Posts: 34 Loc: Sometimes, in life, one has to...	Why's it so bad? SJ.
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#43934 - 08/08/04 08:52 AM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Why's it so bad? SJ. http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/manos/default.asp Read Trent's link above, it describes the movie to a very full degree = so awful it is great- but you really have to be in the mood for it or else it will piss you off. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43935 - 08/08/04 08:54 AM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	The movie´s only watchable with the MST3K treatment. As a standalone, it´s fucking boring. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#43936 - 08/08/04 08:59 AM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: The movie´s only watchable with the MST3K treatment. As a standalone, it´s fucking boring. Exactly _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43937 - 08/08/04 09:14 AM Re: Smartt, what's the worst horror film ever?
Sandpaper Joe Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 08/08/04 Posts: 34 Loc: Sometimes, in life, one has to...	Thanks m8s, Cleet and Smartt, I'll try and check that film out. I love nothing more than an awful horror flick - AND a blow job. In that order. SJ.
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