now i know what SportSwami Chris Connor looks like on sunday nights when mom goes out with the girls and he runs into her bedroom to squeeze into her clothes and makeup, deep inhaling every undergarment as he goes (sick fuck).

i imagine pressing my ear to her stomach and hearing a lot of gurgling noises. then moving quite a bit further up to her chest, hearing that faint heartbeat, beating in morse code H-E-L-P-M-E. and what are the chances there ISN'T a kingsize snickers in that purse? she needs to lay down.

as for all the shoko-lah-de afrikaaners, i don't see what the big deal is - looks like a lot of nice people. btw Sammura a no-show this year?