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#439162 - 07/29/09 04:59 PM
Urban X Awards Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I have had a few requests to do them so here you go.  Jesus christ a 7's best friend, she seriously makes the girls either side of her appear two points hotter then they really are. But the thing that has me is why does she have a 1800s duelling pistol tattoo? and four floating hearts next to it. Im guessing the 4 drunk guys who slept with her used it to kill themselves the next morning when sobriety kicked in and reality was inescapable and they knew there was only one way to make it right.  Goodness me. Black porn award events are like the superbowl for 400 pound women, they know theres a better than not chance they will leave happy, black acceptable is fair different than white. Just for those who weren't sure. btw, if anyone sees these two let them know that sleeves called and said they are their best friend and that they should be invited to go with them wherever cameras will be present.  If video vixxens decide to form a union and strike until their rates are improved then these are the girls you can expect to see in future kayne west videos.  These girls need duelling pistol girl, stat.
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#439163 - 07/29/09 05:15 PM
Re: Urban X Awards Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
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I give you the TLC tribute band, girl on the far right was a lock for chilli, but you dont even want to know the fights that went on behind closed doors between the other two on deciding who got to be left eye, poor t-boz, nobody wants to be the third fiddle in that group. You should see when they close the show with unpretty , there isn't a dry eye or full stomach in the house. I am giving them a plug because they are opening for one liner larry for his friday show.
Here you go side boob thread followers , jerk off to this one  , I have no idea why paul waynes is smiling on the far right, not only is he the only waynes brother not to have a career in show biz, but he is stuck with the worst looking girls at a black ho party. Well almost (winks at duelling pistol)
"bitch , never forget who left eye is" , "okay, okay, can you take this thing off, we have to act professional" (silence)
Mr Marcus will fuck anything, including any sense of style, lose the dodgers cap , it ain't working with the three piece suit.
"T-Boz, I caught you talking to that scrub we are beautiful, talented singers, we can't be caught creeping with guys like that, next time I catch you doing that shit, I will dump your dead body off a waterfall."
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#439165 - 07/29/09 05:24 PM
Re: Urban X Awards Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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 Nothing says urban more than a over tanned, spanish, penis injected, something about mary capped teeth, sex trafficking, douche bag, tool called marco.  I give you "black" hot, joining the ranks with ice t's wife coco and the black eye peas fergie.  Is there anything worse ladies then when you finally make a commitment to your eating disorder, only to discover you have an oprah sized head when the weight falls off.
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#439168 - 07/29/09 05:35 PM
Re: Urban X Awards Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
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ohhh I love it, they tell the 80 year old jew suit its an urban event and he rocks the brothers jackson t-shirt and a fedora hat. In retaliation, the urban x event organisers have arranged to send bishop the the national sports agents awards with payots and a kippah
Hey, I remember that guy in the middle, Thats all.
Ok im bored, thanks 
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#439169 - 07/29/09 05:42 PM
Re: Urban X Awards Monkey Style
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now i know what SportSwami Chris Connor looks like on sunday nights when mom goes out with the girls and he runs into her bedroom to squeeze into her clothes and makeup, deep inhaling every undergarment as he goes (sick fuck). i imagine pressing my ear to her stomach and hearing a lot of gurgling noises. then moving quite a bit further up to her chest, hearing that faint heartbeat, beating in morse code H-E-L-P-M-E. and what are the chances there ISN'T a kingsize snickers in that purse? she needs to lay down. as for all the shoko-lah-de afrikaaners, i don't see what the big deal is - looks like a lot of nice people. btw Sammura a no-show this year?
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#439172 - 07/29/09 07:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#439175 - 07/29/09 10:39 PM
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#439176 - 07/30/09 12:24 AM
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I used to date this douche bag named Marco. Total fuckin' tool/meth dealer. He used to kick the car and yell at me all the time. I think he took 'roids too.
and yet that made you drip like a faucet. funny how that works. don't feel bad this goes back to the caveman days and is beyond your control.
just basic biology, which is why doughy "nice guys" like Paznertard end up in a lifetime alone - with only shit porn to bring some small comfort.
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#439179 - 07/30/09 02:53 PM
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Sorry for the double post but I just noticed this...
If that isn't a hooker parade then I'm Ed Mcmahons front teeth. Also lovin P_Diddle in the blood red pants bringing up the rear. heh
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#439180 - 07/30/09 03:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/09/09
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I didn't know that Planet of the Apes fans had a Con.
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#439181 - 07/31/09 09:40 AM
Re: Urban X Awards Monkey Style
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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I didn't know that Planet of the Apes fans had a Con.
On the left is Roxxy Reynolds -- fine as hell. On the right is Cheyenne Jacobs, who looks pretty mannish in this pic. Not a good shot of her, she is pretty strokable otherwise.
Edited by tritone (07/31/09 09:41 AM)
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#439182 - 07/31/09 09:50 AM
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Zip Coon
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Fashion sense not withstanding, the one on the right isn't bad. As for the one on the left,
On the right is Candice Nicole -- cute as button. Now the girl on the left I THINK is Rane Revere. If so, her hair really ruins the look this time. She is much hotter in this pic, for instance:
...and here
..and you know inthecrack.com only pics FINE girls for their sets.
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#439183 - 07/31/09 10:00 AM
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yessss 
Too bad doesn't take it up her ass. That and what the fuck she was thinking when she got "Booty" tattooed on her ass? 
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