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Colonel how can you be so good at tracking people all over the country yet not know anything about the tunnel system Hogan dug all over your stalag?



Need I remind you there has never been a successful escape from Stalag 13. Major Hotchstetter of the Gestapo provides me vital information on a need to know basis.

Do you think Colonel Hogan (Bob Crane was one of the great pornofiles of all time) is making porn films with Ryan Conner in one of those tunnels?