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Once, he even paid $300 for a pair of black and silver Gucci dress shoes




I wouldn't exactly call those shoes. I have those. They're a step above slippers. They have a rubber sole. Great for driving long distances or running errands, though.

So, what black and silver Gucci dress shoes does he mean? The classic Gucci loafers with silver clasp are around $600 unless he's referring to sneakers, but those aren't dress shoes and they start around $400.


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But now, sitting in the Manhattan youth center where he's working toward getting his GED, Joseph is wearing no-name jeans




Jeez, god forbid a guy just wears Levis to finally learn how to reduce fractions at 19 fucking years old instead of jeans with rhinestoned encrusted skulls and crucifixes.
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