In a related story, the NY Mets All-Latin Disabled List Team of Reyes, Delgado and Beltran are being investigated by their GM for involvement in a Cock Fighting ring. Tony Bernazard's recent outbursts, which led to his firing, were reportedly cause by stress due to heavy gambling losses to Fernando Tatis on said events. Bernazard threatened that Double A team in effort to shake them down for some of their signing bonuses. When asked for comment, the Mets owner, Fred Wilpon, muttered "Mr. Madoff told me my $700 million was safe and earning profits." Then his nurse wiped the drool from his chin and placed the wool back over his eyes.