I am asking anyone who knows the whereabouts of Amber Rayne, or anyone in touch with her, to please ask her to, first and foremost, post here to let the world know she is alive and well...

I owe Amber one (1) Brunch or Dinner Buffet (pronounced, by ME when talking to Amber, as "BUFF" and "PHET"; sometimes, in reference to making fun of all the typical FAT fuck American overeaters you often find congregating around the Buffet lines, we call it a BUFF-FAT.)

Amber was (and probably still is) a very cool, and good hearted porn whore, and I miss her dearly and am slightly worried about her....let us hope she wasnt picked off at some obscure porn convention by a serial killer fan ala "Kyoto" and is now in millions of pieces, like that kid from the Willie Wonka Movie, Mike TeeVee...."LOOK! He's up there, in a million pieces!"


Amber Rayne!!?!?!? Where Are YOUUUUUUUU?!?!?