I am asking anyone who knows the whereabouts of Amber Rayne, or anyone in touch with her, to please ask her to, first and foremost, post here to let the world know she is alive and well...

I owe Amber one (1) Brunch or Dinner Buffet (pronounced, by ME when talking to Amber, as "BUFF" and "PHET"; sometimes, in reference to making fun of all the typical FAT fuck American overeaters you often find congregating around the Buffet lines, we call it a BUFF-FAT.)

Amber was (and probably still is) a very cool, and good hearted porn whore, and I miss her dearly and am slightly worried about her....let us hope she wasnt picked off at some obscure porn convention by a serial killer fan ala "Kyoto" and is now in millions of pieces, like that kid from the Willie Wonka Movie, Mike TeeVee...."LOOK! He's up there, in a million pieces!"


Amber Rayne!!?!?!? Where Are YOUUUUUUUU?!?!?

She's in my basement. If I heard her correctly through the semen smeared gag she don't want no food.

Her agency page says her last AIM test was June 30 so she's been around recently. Her web site hasn't had the blog updated in over a year.

It's summer. She might be on vacation.

somebody have her call Burglar and meet me in Atlantic city, I will be there the week of August 3.

Geez Burg, you're some big spender, you probably get those buffets comped and the food is like cafeteria food probably so keep this in mind if she doesn't contact you.

forgive me but offers of food to Amber Rayne doesn't seem like fishing with the right kind of bait. you of all people should know better, which is a bit worrisome.

if you want to fill her with desire, you don't have to be a nazi about it but you'll need substantially more firepower.


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Pffft, who said anything about EATING being the primary objective when hitting a Buff PHET? Sure, I will probably eat something, and she can have a crouton or a grape, but primarily, I was going to take her to a Buff PHET to see if she can sneak under the table and spin my wheels while I eat my peel& eat shrimp. That is what I REALLY OWE HER!!!

I always thought she was kinda cute...