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Cameron has a warm and inviting motherly quality. I want to curl up in the fetal position and nuzzle in her breasts.

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Dont ya though??? I have been dying to roll into a strip club where she is working, bring her a Starbucks and a xanax and a vicoprofen and some bubble gum, plunk some money down and take her to a private booth and try and keep each other warm from the over-blasting Air conditioner. Cameron is much like Gia in that her hottness is totally unique and non-specific, which means you cant quite put your finger on it, but you just want to splooge nonstop in her presence.

Maybe Cameron can verify this: I say Cameron is very sweet and motherly in real life, as if I were to pass out in her strip club/booth, she would get a clean table cloth from the linen closet and cover me with it like a blankie, and guard me like a hawk to make sure the other skanks dont come and rob me.

And thats why Cameron will receive my Bat-chair when I croak, its in my will


My dream date is to take both Cameron and Moxxie Maddron on a overnight campout in my living room next to the fireplace.