That is a great idea. Would be a bizarre emphasis on how these women stand by and let their sexuality be treated like a commodity. Truly depraved.

Maybe even extend the shtick by really having an 800 number where you can call up and by the girl's panties or have her make a custom video?

They've got pitchmen all over the place trying to sell ginsu knives, whatever at amusement parks or whatever. Go get a real pitch man and don't just use some idiotic meat puppet who always do a poor job and just make the theme look stupid.