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The year was 1975. A 7 year old porn-stud-in-the-making met a man in tights at a comic book signing at the Hudson’s Bay Company. They hit it off and history was made. Ironman, meet Captain Canuck, a maple-leaf flag waving superhero who could bring his foes to their knees.




Touche, Captain Canuck! It is now I who can bring women to their knees. I can also make their clothes — and my money — disappear simulaneously.

Before X-Men….before Spiderman….before Batman….there was Ironman. Well, maybe not before but give me some dramatic license, ok? I’m sharing a pic from a kinder, gentler time. A time before my kryptonite, testosterone, took over my body and turned me into the sex maniac that I’ve become.



So did you swallow after you fell to your knees to blow him or did you spit?
Is he "patient zero" for the strain of Canadian genital herpes you've plagued Porn Valley with?


Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (07/25/09 02:51 PM)