The year was 1975. A 7 year old porn-stud-in-the-making met a man in tights at a comic book signing at the Hudson’s Bay Company. They hit it off and history was made. Ironman, meet Captain Canuck, a maple-leaf flag waving superhero who could bring his foes to their knees.

Touche, Captain Canuck! It is now I who can bring women to their knees. I can also make their clothes — and my money — disappear simulaneously.

Before X-Men….before Spiderman….before Batman….there was Ironman. Well, maybe not before but give me some dramatic license, ok? I’m sharing a pic from a kinder, gentler time. A time before my kryptonite, testosterone, took over my body and turned me into the sex maniac that I’ve become.