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#438386 - 07/25/09 02:49 PM
Re: Two Canadian Heroes Meet
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
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The year was 1975. A 7 year old porn-stud-in-the-making met a man in tights at a comic book signing at the Hudson’s Bay Company. They hit it off and history was made. Ironman, meet Captain Canuck, a maple-leaf flag waving superhero who could bring his foes to their knees.
Touche, Captain Canuck! It is now I who can bring women to their knees. I can also make their clothes — and my money — disappear simulaneously.
Before X-Men….before Spiderman….before Batman….there was Ironman. Well, maybe not before but give me some dramatic license, ok? I’m sharing a pic from a kinder, gentler time. A time before my kryptonite, testosterone, took over my body and turned me into the sex maniac that I’ve become.
So did you swallow after you fell to your knees to blow him or did you spit?
Is he "patient zero" for the strain of Canadian genital herpes you've plagued Porn Valley with?
Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (07/25/09 02:51 PM)
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#438387 - 07/25/09 02:51 PM
Re: Two Canadian Heroes Meet
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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The year was 1975. A 7 year old porn-stud-in-the-making met a man in tights at a comic book signing at the Hudson’s Bay Company. They hit it off and history was made. Ironman, meet Captain Canuck, a maple-leaf flag waving superhero who could bring his foes to their knees.
Touche, Captain Canuck! It is now I who can bring women to their knees. I can also make their clothes — and my money — disappear simulaneously.
Before X-Men….before Spiderman….before Batman….there was Ironman. Well, maybe not before but give me some dramatic license, ok? I’m sharing a pic from a kinder, gentler time. A time before my kryptonite, testosterone, took over my body and turned me into the sex maniac that I’ve become.
Is that comic the reason you like that ugly fucking yellow color?
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#438389 - 07/25/09 03:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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I had that comic, BI....
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#438393 - 07/26/09 05:22 PM
Re: Two Canadian Heroes Meet
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Nice Nugent... funny.
Brandon... I've got a new series idea for you.
It's called "Urination Domination".
You do your typical whack-ass routine that none of us want to see but the twist is that while the paid unfortunate is blowing you.. you counter physiology and piss in your face.
You with me?. You piss through your hard-on into your face.. hah. Then you go back to the shit we never watch dripping piss all over things we'll never see.
Hit me up at wintersw0lves@gmail.com for any further guidance. The O in wolves is a zero btw...
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#438395 - 07/26/09 09:04 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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I'll say it.
Same height too.
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#438397 - 07/27/09 09:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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No way ben. He is in to way edgier super hero names now. Like The Valtrex Vigilante, Professor Propecia, and The Open Sore.
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#438399 - 07/27/09 03:06 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
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Christian and Brandon have been friends since way back when...
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#438400 - 07/27/09 03:17 PM
Re: Two Canadian Heroes Meet
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Nice Nugent... funny.
Brandon... I've got a new series idea for you.
It's called "Urination Domination".
You do your typical whack-ass routine that none of us want to see but the twist is that while the paid unfortunate is blowing you.. you counter physiology and piss in your face.
You with me?. You piss through your hard-on into your face.. hah. Then you go back to the shit we never watch dripping piss all over things we'll never see.
Hit me up at wintersw0lves@gmail.com for any further guidance. The O in wolves is a zero btw...
Max is the King of pissing with a hard dick. I don't want to steal anyone's moves, man.
Also, who is going to distribute this masterpiece once it's shot?
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#438406 - 07/30/09 07:53 PM
Re: Two Canadian Heroes Meet
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Is midget tossing still legal in Rome??
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