This is what happens when you live somewhere where the leading recreational activity for nine months out of the year is ice fishing. Now if they would have used I Knew the Bride (When She Used to Rock and Roll) maybe it would have been a little better.

The one good thing to attending this kind of wedding is that at least I wouldn't have to worry about being asked to be part of the wedding party. My dancing ability can best described as a 5' 11" version of one of those spastic players on those old electric football games from back in the 1970s.