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#438265 - 07/24/09 03:42 PM Awesome or Lame?
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#438266 - 07/24/09 03:55 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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Very silly.
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#438267 - 07/24/09 04:02 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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Awesome. But, only because they had the element of surprise on their side. I wanted so much to roll my eyes at them, but what they were doing was so damn silly. If that becomes a trend.. It's going to be the greatest example of how little culture the United States has, ever.

I imagine the wedding rehearsals were frustrating as hell. You know damn well most of those people had no idea how to dance.

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#438268 - 07/24/09 04:33 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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Awesome. I will not ever get married in a church (if I marry at all), but this is very original. I would have chosen another tune.
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#438269 - 07/24/09 04:45 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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Awesome. I couldn't decide then I watched it again. I guess I questioned their fashion choices more than anything, then I realized they're from Minnesota so it's OK. The wedding dress was kinda cute. The whole thing looks fun and silly and I am all for that.



Edit: I bet most of them were pretty drunk. Good times.


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#438270 - 07/24/09 05:29 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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My vote is for lame...

A decent Church would never let that happen and I think one of the fools was a ginger. FAIL
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#438271 - 07/24/09 06:30 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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Awesome. Sorry, but I have to admit to wearing my sentimentality on my sleeve. Point is to make it memorable for everyone there. I think they succeeded, in spades.

Now go find a link to a chick getting her ass ripped by three dicks at the same time. This is XPT!
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#438272 - 07/24/09 07:51 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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It was great until the slow-motion sequence.

Now: do joo jeck, ya knoe in this shouwer?

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#438273 - 07/24/09 09:21 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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Someone should immediately tape a Super bowl over it !
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#438274 - 07/24/09 09:41 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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Corny. Its the only word I can think of that adequately describes it.
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#438275 - 07/25/09 06:29 AM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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Corny. Its the only word I can think of that adequately describes it.






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#438276 - 07/25/09 06:55 AM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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This is what happens when you live somewhere where the leading recreational activity for nine months out of the year is ice fishing. Now if they would have used I Knew the Bride (When She Used to Rock and Roll) maybe it would have been a little better.

The one good thing to attending this kind of wedding is that at least I wouldn't have to worry about being asked to be part of the wedding party. My dancing ability can best described as a 5' 11" version of one of those spastic players on those old electric football games from back in the 1970s.
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#438277 - 07/25/09 07:01 AM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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I was hoping for that one of those people would actually get tazed by someone from the audience.

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#438278 - 07/25/09 11:53 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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I think they're awesome!




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#438279 - 07/26/09 12:04 AM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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I don't know why my last post wouldn't let me add a poll.







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#438280 - 07/27/09 03:31 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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this will be showen in some kind of government setting.....with the ending being.....


drug are bad.............

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#438281 - 07/27/09 06:15 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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Police: Woman accused of killing newborn ate brain
Associated Press/AP Online 12:20 ET
SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio police say a woman accused of beheading her 3 1/2-week-old infant son used a knife and two swords in the attack and ate some of the child's body parts.

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#438282 - 07/27/09 06:31 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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Police: Woman accused of killing newborn ate brain
Associated Press/AP Online 12:20 ET
SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio police say a woman accused of beheading her 3 1/2-week-old infant son used a knife and two swords in the attack and ate some of the child's body parts.




I've heard of quadrupeds eating unworthy or unfit young, but never a primate much less a human.

Pork brains taste like shit- I can't imagine human brains taste any better.

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#438283 - 07/27/09 06:55 PM Re: Awesome or Lame?
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I can't imagine human brains taste any better




You'd be surprised



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