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#438196 - 07/23/09 06:45 PM
Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Porn Jesus
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Here is an interesting question for Holly: What if you caught your new husband jerking off to Pornography that was NOT shot or produced by you???? For instance, suppose you caught him watching on a computer in the attic or basement the following clip starring our own Gia Jordan: http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=27794Holly walks in, and his pants are around his ankles and he is pounding away....How would our dearest friend Holly handle the situation? Would Holly realize that he is just human, and that this particular scene with Gia is so hott, nasty and filthy it is the equivalent of Erotic Crack? Would Holly be turne don and watch him finish? Would she assist him and maybe even join in? Would holly consider it a mild form of infidelity on his part because he chose to jerk off to porn NOT shot or made by Holly?
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#438197 - 07/23/09 07:34 PM
Re: Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Registered: 06/22/07
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If you caught hubby beating off to a scene of Kurt Lockwood getting sucked off by a skinny blond, would you suspect him of having cuckold fantasies?
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#438198 - 07/23/09 07:39 PM
Re: Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Whoremaster
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Holly, would you divorce hubby right away if you caught him beating off to kiddy porn? What about gay scat porn?
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#438200 - 07/23/09 07:53 PM
Re: Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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I can't masturbate to my own porn so I could completely understand if he didn't either. If he was masturbating to Gia, that would be fine as long as he hadn't met her. If he'd been introduced to her as a friend of mine, yeah, that might be a little weird. And yes, I'd definitely divorce him if I caught him with kiddie porn. There is no excuse for that. Of course, I always end up dating guys who are not really interested in porn, and refuse my offer of free DVDs (not necessarily mine) and a free websites (yes definitely mine). I guess that's just the universe's sense of humor.
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#438202 - 07/23/09 09:45 PM
Re: Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/01/08
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... I always end up dating guys who are not really interested in porn ...
There is no such thing, Holly.
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#438203 - 07/24/09 01:07 AM
Re: Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Porn Jesus
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yet another I love Holly thread.
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#438204 - 07/24/09 01:29 AM
Re: Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Porn Jesus
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^^ Yeah, SO??? You and your goddamn Peanut M&Ms Bullshit is better than Holly Randall? You love her even more than I do, trying to buy a WWII surplus Nazi U-boat to lay off the coast of england so as to shoot a torpedoe onto the beach when you see MR Holly Randall walking on the shore texting his Love Holly back in the USA....hell even I wont stoop to homicide when it comes to porking women I desire.
I tell all my Oxycontin addicted whore friends to switch to Heroin, its cheaper...take your peanut M&Ms, and switch to Junior Mints. You might become a better monkey.
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#438205 - 07/24/09 01:34 AM
Re: Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Porn Jesus
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^^ Yeah, SO??? You and your goddamn Peanut M&Ms Bullshit is better than Holly Randall? You love her even more than I do, trying to buy a WWII surplus Nazi U-boat to lay off the coast of england so as to shoot a torpedoe onto the beach when you see MR Holly Randall walking on the shore texting his Love Holly back in the USA....hell even I wont stoop to homicide when it comes to porking women I desire.
I tell all my Oxycontin addicted whore friends to switch to Heroin, its cheaper...take your peanut M&Ms, and switch to Junior Mints. You might become a better monkey.
Burg i've told you many times Holly is real shallow, you might hate me but im the most honest nigga with you here, and id take peanut m&ms over Holly, shes a nice enough girl, and has a gift with the photoshop, she can make that tubby arab she lives with look half way fuckable but shes clean and married and even a drunk, loose single Holly wasnt within reach for you burg, its okay though, you've got us, whores and of course peanut m&ms, focus on the attainable.
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#438206 - 07/24/09 01:37 AM
Re: Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Porn Jesus
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Burg i've told you many times Holly is real shallow, you might hate me but im the most honest nigga with you here, and id take peanut m&ms over Holly, shes a nice enough girl, and has a gift with the photoshop, she can make that tubby arab she lives with look half way fuckable but shes clean and married and even a drunk, loose single Holly wasnt within reach for you burg, its okay though, you've got us, whores and of course peanut m&ms, focus on the attainable.
Jesus christ, YOU fucking need to do Heroin
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#438207 - 07/24/09 01:42 AM
Re: Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Porn Jesus
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Burg i've told you many times Holly is real shallow, you might hate me but im the most honest nigga with you here, and id take peanut m&ms over Holly, shes a nice enough girl, and has a gift with the photoshop, she can make that tubby arab she lives with look half way fuckable but shes clean and married and even a drunk, loose single Holly wasnt within reach for you burg, its okay though, you've got us, whores and of course peanut m&ms, focus on the attainable.
Jesus christ, YOU fucking need to do Heroin
Nah im fine with my reality, and its kinda said to do hard drugs after a certain age, ask mr brink.
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#438208 - 07/24/09 01:59 AM
Re: Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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k whatever
Look, when this place is in the state it is in, threads that invoke Holly randall, ask her about masturbation, porn, and link to clips of Gia Jordan gobbling cum are our last hope. Only thing better would be a clip of Holly gobbling cum, but she's committed to being a whore only in the bedroom, and you really have to admire that, despite the frustration and blue balls it causes.
I cant believe you said Holly is shallow....Holly loves you, monkey....WHY, I have no fucking clue, but she does. I can definitely state she is quite deep....
(Balls Deep Idiocy in 5, 4, 3, 2 ,1)
Were it not for Holly, Gia and perhaps the memory of Windsock, I'd never ever comeback to XPT.
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#438211 - 07/24/09 10:36 AM
Re: Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Monkey's M&M thread ended up to be a pretty good one. PS. Gia's voice is irritating. 
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#438212 - 07/24/09 11:15 AM
Re: Holly Randall Marital Thread
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Registered: 05/18/09
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The market is up 76 Pts.
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