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I just want to know if Brandon is Ryan Knox. He must be because no one could be that lame in real life and still manage to post here.

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No. At one point he had "Brandon Iron" listed under his Heroes on his MySpace page. SO that account must have been "borrowed" too.

Bug Whisperer PM'd Ryan a couple of times to ask him Q's about bands he allegedly likes but gets no response. Unless he is just a douche that doesn't respond to PM's, it makes sense. I doubt Brandon listens to Acid Bath.


It could be a half and half thing. Where sometimes B steals the account. How fuckin' high do you have to be not to notice posts you didn't write? Now THAT'S FUCKIN' FASCINATING!

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Everyone list in this thread WHO/WHAT ALT IDs they believe I have used, or am using here at XPT. Tony Malice and his assistants can verify for all you paranoid stimulant abusers just which ones are or are NOT true.
I'll confess right now to one....I am smelly monkey.
I'm also Bornyo, Gypsy and that Jamaican Dude from 2005 who posted here after he was busted by his folks for making a porn flick....what was his name, NOSEY?? Ja Ja, that was me too.

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I'll confess right now to one....I am smelly monkey.

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If you are smelly monkey then explain why I can do this and this and if the mood strikes me then this but out of all the non face only emotionconsssss the only thing you can do is this , this , this and when around porn stars this as by your infamous pictures. (waits)

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If you are really Smelly Monkey. When you asked me to take a pic holding up a sign, what did "you" ask me to write on it?

Did I do it? Am I reeeaally a g?rl?

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jesus Im me and I cant even remember what I asked. I know I said I didnt care if you were girl, boy or other but that i wanted the link to the site you lifted the picture of the jew lady with the magenta hair, which you never delivered.

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Good job on getting the right shade of hair color! That pic made it to XPT first. Don't know what else to tell you, Monks. edit:You wanted me to tell you I was "not K1ng".



PS. If Smelly Monkey was reaally Brandon or Burg, then Brandon or Burg wouldn't have such a hard time getting in my mouth.

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jesus Im me and I cant even remember what I asked. I know I said I didnt care if you were girl, boy or other but that i wanted the link to the site you lifted the picture of the jew lady with the magenta hair, which you never delivered.

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Good job on getting the right shade of hair color! That pic made it to XPT first. Don't know what else to tell you, Monks. edit:You wanted me to tell you I was "not K1ng".



PS. If Smelly Monkey was reaally Brandon or Burg, then Brandon or Burg wouldn't have such a hard time getting in my mouth.

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ahh yes, hi k1ng . I think you are him/her

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if you are monkey then monkeys not the douche i thought he was
burg youre having an identity crisis
get some sleep



love, pretty

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Why am I a douche champ, loved the cameo btw.

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ahh yes, hi k1ng . I think you are him/her

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Has anyone ever seen Smelly Monkey do a cartwheel?

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im cofused
burg is monkey?
or burg is coke?
or burg does coke?
i never use the graemlins, but here:

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I did. Once. Outside the Black Angus right after Ava Divine shot her scene for Midnight Prowl.

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are your feet as hairy as James Deen's, Smelly Baggins?

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I hate you burg, but in these current xpt times you might be in my top 5 posters

Seriously though, when are we going to meet for that late lunch, I think it would be fun.

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im cofused
burg is monkey?
or burg is coke?
or burg does coke?
i never use the graemlins, but here:

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"speaking of bananas, I once ate a banana at Harvard", "speaking of farts, I farted a lot when I was at Harvard"

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That was awesome. I actually LoL'd at that one.

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"speaking of bananas, I once ate a banana at Harvard", "speaking of farts, I farted a lot when I was at Harvard"

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Not that I'm defending DaBurg but... everyone I've met that went to Harvard, told me within the first 5 minutes of meeting them that they were an alumnus/alumnae. They like you to know that right up front.

H-A-R with a V,
V-A-R with a D.
HARVARD, HARVARD, HARVARD.

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"speaking of bananas, I once ate a banana at Harvard", "speaking of farts, I farted a lot when I was at Harvard"

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That was awesome. I actually LoL'd at that one.

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Apparently Coke was a Umass student and paid tuition by swallowing "bananas" and farting the discharge.

How brave.




It's not just me, right?. He really put that out there.



This place ain't what it used to be.