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#437927 - 07/22/09 08:03 AM
Re: I am an Addict
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Don't you think it's a little weird when you start talking to yourself? I mean only a little bit sometimes maybe. It's your thread, you can do whatever you want. Let's face it, were not that bad. Were not faggot Fayner and we are actually good dancers. I agree completely with everything you say. 
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#437928 - 07/22/09 10:12 AM
Re: I am an Addict
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Have you thought about weaning yourself off using Plain M&Ms? Or even switching to the smaller Sixlets?
On the other hand, they do melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Barry
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#437929 - 07/22/09 10:17 AM
Re: I am an Addict
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Do you eat the peanut M&Ms or do you take them rectally???
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#437930 - 07/22/09 10:53 AM
Re: I am an Addict
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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I can go long periods without it, but if I have one, just one I can't stop, it consumes my thoughts, its all i think about, I like it more then sex, I crave it.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet monkey? You bring us the Julie Meadows Gem but then follow up with a thread about what a fat bastard you are ...
Worldwide sales of 1.8 Billion a year, the world's best selling candy by far.
p.s Yes I am aware this takes sole position as the worst thread ever posted in the cage, take that fiend and electro. Time to add to their profit margin.
why haven't you killed yourself yet monkey?
... You redeem yourself with the Julie Meadows revaluations only to start complaining about what a worthless fat fuck you really are? 
Do it
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#437931 - 07/22/09 11:19 AM
Re: I am an Addict
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#437934 - 07/22/09 12:51 PM
Re: I am an Addict
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Yeah I did say that.  But I said the same thing to all the other boys. Oh and Marley, too. What can I say I am addicted to attention.  I only meant it when I said it to... PS. So does it fucking feel good on your prostate or what???
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#437937 - 07/22/09 04:14 PM
Re: I am an Addict
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Not raw
raw
severely addicted to granny smith apples right now. i like pouring ice water over them and taking a bite. just whole. tastes better than sliced.
and this!!!!!
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#437938 - 07/22/09 07:08 PM
Re: I am an Addict
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I love Grannie Smith Apples and blueberries too. A woman delivers organic blueberries to our office one day a week for 3.50 a pint, for as long as they are in season. She also delivers freerange eggs for 3.00 a dozen. We have another place nearby that sells "Amish Butter" though I can't remember how much it costs. Organically raised cows, hand milked and hand churned butter. It's good stuff.
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#437940 - 07/23/09 01:00 AM
Re: I am an Addict
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Don't you think it's a little weird when you start talking to yourself?
I mean only a little bit sometimes maybe.
It's your thread, you can do whatever you want.
Let's face it, were not that bad. Were not faggot Fayner and we are actually good dancers.
I agree completely with everything you say.
It is only weird when you do it out loud, ala luke ford at the 05 AVN Awards
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Have you thought about weaning yourself off using Plain M&Ms? Or even switching to the smaller Sixlets?
On the other hand, they do melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Barry
nah apples and oranges, its the peanut that makes it, it is the perfect combination of milk, sugar and peanut/s.
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Do you eat the peanut M&Ms or do you take them rectally???
I am trying to see where the pay off is on this comment. I mean if I say yes I take them rectally then is there something you have loaded to come back with that makes this funny or even mildly amusing, or is it just a throw away (for most people) comment that popped into your head and against better judgement you posted it anyway. I take them orally and dispose of them rectally.
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why haven't you killed yourself yet monkey?
... You redeem yourself with the Julie Meadows revaluations only to start complaining about what a worthless fat fuck you really are?
 YESSSSSSSS, fake raw emotion, ohh how xpt has missed you. I suck you back in with julie and spit you out rectally (winks at fiend) with the m&ms (peanut)
" would you like a chocolate peanut andy?" "no, godfather",
As for my weight im contractually obligated to be no lighter than 3 bills, apparently the audience doesnt respond well when I drop a few, whatever, it runs out in 2011. I know you love me deep down and its just the dbacks bullpen speaking, they killed my teaser too my man, but good news is we got haren going tomorrow against pit, lets hope for a good line.
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sigh. with a title like that i thought we were finally going to break some new ground, you know, to start being a bit more open, and maybe getting down to some dream therapy. another day.
on a sidenote i'm powerless against Haribo, the euro version.
Ohh mark I spill my guts to you in private, I have never been a fan of the sugary treats, I need milk involved in some way, shape or form.
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severely addicted to granny smith apples right now. i like pouring ice water over them and taking a bite. just whole. tastes better than sliced.
and this!!!!!
I used to grow granny smiths down in havana for 8 months in the early 70's, was one of the best times in my life, ive been meaning to go back, its really amazing early in the year.
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I love Grannie Smith Apples and blueberries too. A woman delivers organic blueberries to our office one day a week for 3.50 a pint, for as long as they are in season. She also delivers freerange eggs for 3.00 a dozen. We have another place nearby that sells "Amish Butter" though I can't remember how much it costs. Organically raised cows, hand milked and hand churned butter. It's good stuff.
I picture you as a steak and beer man, want a peanut m&m?
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plain frozen yogurt with fresh fruit. I could eat it twice a day (plain yogurt)
you know that shit is almost as bad for you as cancer, in fact one day it will lead to it, no joke.
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#437941 - 07/23/09 03:55 PM
Re: I am an Addict
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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you know that shit is almost as bad for you as cancer, in fact one day it will lead to it, no joke.
Really?
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#437943 - 04/24/10 06:06 PM
Re: I am an Addict
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Tonight Charin might paint a wall with the back of his head.
I think everyone that has posted here should stop and take a moment. It's a heavy moment so plant yourself.
* moment *
exhale, regroup. i knew ya when, Chuck.
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#437944 - 05/07/10 05:58 PM
Re: I am an Addict
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i'd eat a haribo thanksgiving dinner if they offered one. i'm not a huge fan of most candy but there's simply no weakness in the gummi lineup.
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