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Wow, that's a pretty huge margin of perfection you're expecting there. Especially considering people do things far more dangerous every day like drive cars and cross the street. Of course someone from the South would be a fucking idiot.




Yeah, I know we stupid southerners don't expect to be burned by those super dangerous mp3 players. We must be crazy. We just assume that something that is designed to go in the breast pocket won't blow up in our faces. So you keep your mp3 player wrapped in Kevlar? That's much smarter than us and not paranoid in the least.