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#437846 - 07/21/09 08:03 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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I know I'm not going to get very many serious answers here, but I'm getting desperate. I need a title for my upcoming photo book and I just cannot come up with ANYTHING! I've always been terrible with titles, even in college I could write a 12 page essay but I always had problems giving it a title. It's got to be something that's easily translatable into different foreign languages. Any ideas?
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#437848 - 07/21/09 08:09 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Its hard to title something without knowing about it or seeing it. What's in it? Is there a central theme? What does the opus of work mean to you? Who is your target group of "readers"? What type of photos are in it?
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#437849 - 07/21/09 08:29 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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It's just a collective span of my work-- no specific theme, just solo girl stuff, erotic Playboy style nudes. It's got everything from fetish to bikini photos.
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#437850 - 07/21/09 08:36 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Opus Eros
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#437851 - 07/21/09 08:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Female Vistas: The Art of Erotic Photography
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#437853 - 07/21/09 08:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Hollyleuh
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#437854 - 07/21/09 09:01 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Sweet Shots
Sugar and Spice
No Boys Allowed
I Slept with Luke Ford and Still Managed to Have a Respectable Career in Erotic Photography
Look Mom I'm a Big Girl Now
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#437858 - 07/21/09 09:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Well think....what is the content of the book, and what is it up aginst in terms of competition and, remotely, similar themed content?? Answer: Hardcore porn which, unlike Holly's work emphasizes one and only one recurrent theme: SPLOOGE
Ergo, Holly's book should bear something along the lines of "Viagra for the Soul"
"Splooge Non" (Translates well in other lingo...i.e SPLOOGE NEIN!
"The Quixotic Erotic" also has a decent ring to it and represents Holly's odyssey to arrive at where she is now: Findin true love across an ocean while thousands of men, one neurotic delusional faux-hebrew journalistic meltdown artist, and one crippled pervert, reside heartbroken in America.
I cant wait to buy it, I just dusted my coffee table
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#437859 - 07/21/09 09:53 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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Pictures of Skin
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#437860 - 07/21/09 10:51 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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"SEX $ELL$"
You gotta get noticed in the media abyss.
Check out these Joni Mitchell lyrics for inspiration:
All these jackoffs at the office
The rapist in the pool
Oh and the tragedies in the nurseries
Little kids packin' guns to school
The ulcerated ozone
These tumors of the skin
This hostile sun beating down on
This massive mess we're in!
And the gas leaks
And the oil spills
And sex sells everything
And sex kills
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#437861 - 07/21/09 11:12 AM
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#437862 - 07/21/09 11:14 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Holly the Hooker
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#437863 - 07/21/09 11:33 AM
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Posts: 5230
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Born to Shoot: A Legacy in Photography
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#437864 - 07/21/09 11:39 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
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SMUT: A Holly Randall Retrospective
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#437866 - 07/21/09 12:05 PM
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#437868 - 07/21/09 12:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 316
Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church
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10 Years After
Erotic Photos by Holly Randall
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#437869 - 07/21/09 01:18 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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Decade of Lubrication
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#437870 - 07/21/09 02:44 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
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I see Holly hitting the rounds of the morning talk shows during sweeps hawking her book "SEX $ELL$". Every Matt, Julie, and Diane will ask the same question:
So how do you reconcile being a woman and working in a business which is based on female degradation and objectification?? (ed. note  )
Holly's response: "Sex sells Everything - including you asshole!"
Edited by whorebot (07/21/09 02:48 PM)
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#437871 - 07/21/09 02:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The Holly Bible. I don't know. Why can't you just call it Holly Randall?
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#437873 - 07/21/09 03:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#437875 - 07/21/09 04:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Holly Randall: My Skin, My Life
Holly Randall: My Life Uncovered
Uncovered Angel
Nude Musings
The Princess' New Clothes
Naked In My Clothes, Free In My Skin
Comfortable in my Skin
In All My Glory
My Life in My Skin
Little Girl Found
Does the winner, if there is one, get an autographed copy?
My shrink thinks I should write a book about wife swapping. Any thoughts on a title for that?
Barry
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#437876 - 07/21/09 04:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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There should at least be a chapter for sets shot on Suze's property called "The Ranch the Foxxes Never Got To."
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#437878 - 07/21/09 04:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#437879 - 07/21/09 05:00 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
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A Decade of Erotic Female Photography by Holly Randall sounds classy! Just like the author 
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#437880 - 07/21/09 05:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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"Flesh and Blood"
"Photogenetic"
Pornogenetic"
Porngenetic"
"Take it Off"
"Uncovered"
"Nude"
"Flash"
"Under the Lights"
"Light Hot"
"On Set"
I prefer the ones I bolded but some may prefer the others and maybe they will stimulate conversation.
Also, how about "A Second generation female pornographers coffee table photo retrospective"?
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#437882 - 07/21/09 07:28 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
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Shit composition and out of focus: Alcoholism ruined my eyesight just take a look inside. the holly randall story.
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#437884 - 07/21/09 07:37 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
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maybe
sex, drugs, and shit photography skills.
or maybe
Hey, at least im not gia jordan.
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#437885 - 07/21/09 07:52 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
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maybe:
Dude, wheres my mom??? Hey maybe you know what this button does.
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#437887 - 07/21/09 11:32 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#437888 - 07/22/09 01:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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"Smelly Monkey"
If you dont feel like naming the title after me I should at the very least get a mention in the acknowledgements, squeeze me between suze and hubby please.
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#437889 - 07/22/09 06:11 AM
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#437890 - 07/22/09 07:07 AM
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"Money Shots"
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#437891 - 07/22/09 09:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#437892 - 07/22/09 11:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Finish High School
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#437893 - 07/23/09 02:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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"Guide to Coffee Book Table Photography" by Holly Randall
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#437894 - 07/24/09 06:50 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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HR:Human Resources All Holly, Some Bush. Hot Blonde Photography Girl Shoots Girls Lights.Camera.Glamour Born in Porn The Woman who didn't shoot Liberty Valance...yet. What their mothers gave them. Randallism Rated 'R' (for Randall...could spoof the 'Restricted' logo) They Shoot Whores, Don't They? Photography/Pornography/Other Seeing as you're now publishing a book Holly, that makes it three published authors within the immediate Randall clan. Younger brother and sister had better get their respective fingers out on this front, lest they be left behind in the burgeoning Randall literary empire! 
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#437896 - 07/24/09 08:54 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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Which book titles did you send in?
You gotta have the word SEX in the title. Here's a few more:
SexFashion
FashionSex
A Study of Nudes (not for Prudes)
PornBorn
Exotic Erotica
Kinda Classy but still Just Porn
Not Smut - Porn!
Or: "How I turned my mother's sexual perversions into a moneymaking business".
Edited by whorebot (07/24/09 08:56 PM)
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#437897 - 07/24/09 10:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Where theeee fuck has this picture been hiding?!?!?!? Holly, you know I luv and respect you for your mind and personality FIRST and foremost....but would you please allow me, for once, to say "FUCK THAT.....your pooper is positively beautiful!>" ???? Huh? Would ya? huh? Hmm??
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#437900 - 07/29/09 12:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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10K and one of your Michael Jackson cocktails will buy you the rest of the set Burg.............by the way.......Holly was good....VERY good.
You know what is crazy? I mean REALLy crazy?
if we organized and marketed it correctly, had the right amount of lead in time and anticipation....we could announce that, for one time and one time only, Holly was going to actually perform in a video in several varied sex scenes, and I GUARANTEE the video would break all records and allow Holly to retire filthy rich, instead of just plain filthy 
Oh i know i know, Holly, you would NEVER ever make a porn video for public viewing, and because of that some of us actually love you even more and respect you....
But you MUST realize that any fantasizing or speculating on such a thing is 100% complimentary in your favor and a reflection of our perverted desire to see all beautiful females letting their "inner whore" out!
Tell me though, the thought of YOU being the highest selling female adult actress doesnt , at the very least, intrigue you???
I know Jeff would LOVE to be the one to film/produce/distribute such a signature piece of filth too....he already has a white board in Malice's office covered with "Ideas to Degrade Holly"
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