Her general bio has some good laughs too.

"I would have made a good teacher, psychiatrist or counselor. I’m a good listener and I’m crazy, myself, so I sympathize with people who have mental and emotional angst."

"I was a tomboy, so I hung out with the guys. Playing with dolls meant setting them on fire to see what would happen."

"I met a director at a club I was stripping at in Texas, he gave me his card and I contacted him about six months later. If you know who the director is, great. If you don't, I won't say. I once had stomach pains during a scene and he told me later that he was worried…because he was afraid he'd have to re-shoot the scene. "

Here's a good one in her blog.

" If you are not familiar with this, let me tell you something: NEVER MIX ALCOHOL AND COCAINE!!! Never. It is dangerous, and I’ll tell you why.

The first few times that I mixed too much of it, I blacked out. I didn’t pass out, I blacked out. The engine continued to run….but with who there? I don’t know who. I have no clue who. Is it Ambient that does that, too? Some other drug that keeps you unconsciously going if you take it and don’t go to sleep right away? The first few ties didn’t matter because I continued to be a joy. A ‘sex fiend’, I think Doug called it. I would guess, a very primitive part of my brain was given complete autonomy over my vessel, and went slut wild, much to Doug’s bliss.

The next few times, that was not the case. The next few times there was no sex fiend. Only bitch on wheels!

The first evil personality went for a drive on a busy Saturday night. I half remember this, but I don’t remember most of the actual drive, which is scary. Still, it didn’t seem that crazy because I’ve done crazier shit.

The second time, the evildoer tried to stab my husband with a broken wine glass. She did not succeed, and I have not done cocaine since then. I don’t think I have…"