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#437692 - 07/20/09 05:05 PM Willie D Suicide Watch?
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I am not one to air people's secrets, especially the ones I get told off the board. But I once heard a school counselor say... "You can tell me anything and I wont say a word, not to your parents, not to a cop. Unless you are going to harm someone or yourself..." I feel that rule may apply, in this situation. I want to let you all know that Willie has been acting strange lately. Our beloved shit list mod has been noticeably absent from he board and sometimes it seems as though emotionally and mentally as well.


What made me worry is this a peculiar message I got from him the other night *among other ones I will not show*:



He immediately signed off and that's when worry kicked me even harder. *He has not posted, since then. This morning I go to his profile and I see this:



"Trans Atlantic" just sounds way too far. Notice the missing Willie kitty cat avy.


Willie, know that I, as well as the rest of XPT are here for you for whatever it is you might need. I really just want a sign that you're OK. *crosses fingers* If all is well, I apologize for the misunderstanding and please just come back.


Worried sick,
electrostatic <3


BTW. I have talked to him about putting all the bullshit behind us and starting off fresh, I would love it if he said yes.


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#437693 - 07/20/09 05:15 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Bring Willie back..Bring Willie back...


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#437694 - 07/20/09 05:22 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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He seems healthy to me.

EDIT: Gar, link didn't go quite where I wanted but check out the thread. He seems fine.


Edited by conquistador (07/20/09 05:23 PM)
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#437695 - 07/20/09 05:34 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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hmmm...






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#437696 - 07/20/09 05:42 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Ohhh now I am really feeling shitty for thinking this. I think you might be right, CQ. I'd delete the thread, but I want him to know my "clean slate" offer stands, I really do fancy the ol' charmer. I'll just tell myself, "electro, you need to put yourself a behind." Everything's gonna be OK. Hope for the best.
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#437697 - 07/20/09 05:49 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Willie is in Europe. Several dif countries. Forgot which ones.
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#437699 - 07/20/09 06:09 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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The only question I have now is...



..does this get you excited? Like a kid on Xmas morning, looking at the gifts under the tree. Do you rub your hands together and stomp in place because you can't contain the excitement.


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#437700 - 07/20/09 06:31 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Thanks RG, always a gentleman, hardly a stalker.(Out of sight out of mind.)

This still isn't what I had in mind. I don't think Belvs is a good enough poster to be an Isabella Soprano creation. But wouldn't you love it if she posted here? <3






PS. Yeah I know I am a beaner and yeah Blvdr. we get it, he's a mod he's here to take out teh trash. Whopty fuckin doo, make fun of each other's hair and knock off stiletto's already.


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#437701 - 07/20/09 09:23 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

Willie is in Europe. Several dif countries. Forgot which ones.




I think he returned.
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#437702 - 07/20/09 10:00 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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He's back already? Fuck, that was a fast trip.

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#437704 - 07/22/09 01:52 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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^ *Northrop's sig*

Northrop said:
Quote:

He's back already? Fuck, that was a fast trip.



You should be glad he is back. I am. We could use him around here, there isn't much else going on. I find his hate on Stormy fascinating.


What part of Europe did he visit? That must been awesome.
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#437705 - 07/22/09 09:25 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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He went to meet this chick and swap recipes in Russia

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#437706 - 07/22/09 09:45 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Bellequeer WTF. You cockblocking son of a fuckin tranny bitch. It's because of you Willie wont come talk to me in this thread. WTF is wrong with you!?! I hope you're fucking happy with what you've done, you selfsuckin' faggy Fayner alt.
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#437707 - 07/22/09 10:00 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Or maybe Willie is just sick of this place. It happens to all of us at one point or another.

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#437708 - 07/22/09 02:46 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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It's like a point of pride for Will that he will NOT like Electro. He will NOT acknowledge her contribution to the board! But, Electro follows him around like a puppy dog whose psychology depends upon the little bit of attention she can get, anyway. A curmudgeon like Willi, I don't even think it's worth hassling over if he can open his heart to someone who doesn't behave the way he thinks they should, even if that person bears no ill-intent. But, Electro desires it, anyway.


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#437709 - 07/22/09 03:01 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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The worse you treat Electro the wetter her panties get.
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#437710 - 07/22/09 09:48 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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but who's Erectomatic going to cyber-stalk now. She's got 23.5 hours a day free of methed up anger to unleash upon somebody,(half an hour a day to cut the dope with formula to pay the light bill and keep the XPT on)

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#437712 - 07/23/09 08:32 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Lets go back to talking TRASH or debris, dregs, droppings, dross, excess, filth, fragments, junk, leavings, litter, oddments, odds and ends, offal, pieces, refuse, residue, rubbish, rubble, rummage, scourings, scrap, scraps, scum*, sediment, shavings, sweepings, waste and other such.
I wonder what a look around in GoatFuck's lovely basement abode is like. There's the lamp I found on 8th street last week, and that mattress, barely used by a crack whore in her garage, works just fine, a little Febreze and its good. What might we see on the walls, maybe something industry related...




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#437714 - 07/23/09 01:22 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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You sure are inquisitive for a garbage pilot. You know it is mid-day, so you're probably at work right now. Isn't it dangerous to be texting behind the wheel of a 40k lb dumping machine. If you don't pay attention to what your doing you may accidentally scoop up the trailer you live in, thinking it another dumpster, and all you worldly possessions will be scattered to the wind.


Oh yeah, and this is XPT, I don't have to explain SHIT!


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#437716 - 07/23/09 02:32 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Fiend said:
Quote:

The worse you treat Electro the wetter her panties get.







Redgoat said:
Quote:


Smells like you got some help from one who knows how to do this shit.
electro*



Nah, I stopped helping him when I realized the little bitch doesn't even know how to copy/paste. And I think he took Fiend's comment and ran with it. Thing is, he isn't good at it like Fiend is.



PS. Hey, Goat did you see my Smelly Monkey book cover?
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#437717 - 07/23/09 02:36 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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You know, I'm following my own advice and not reading tard posts. Choke, belvequeer, northwhatever, etc. It works. You pass by the shit and you get to the more intelligent responses, not the same repeated shit over and over again. Don't be roped in by the bullshit.
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#437718 - 07/23/09 06:36 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Ahhh, now I understand why the hell Biff's post seem so irrelevant! He's just ignoring the people he's talking to.

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#437719 - 07/23/09 09:55 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Did someone just post something?

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#437720 - 07/23/09 10:26 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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No, Biff, they didn't. Just put your head back down in the punch bowl like it was, so you don't have to put up with how annoying people on XPT are. Gargle your complaints there. You'll just be our drunken loud mouth who bitches about shit and doesn't know what's going on.

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#437721 - 07/23/09 10:42 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Northrop? Have I told you that I love you? I don't think you have anything to worry about with me talking to Willie, if that's what all this is about.
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#437722 - 07/25/09 01:35 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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No, Biff, they didn't. Just put your head back down in the punch bowl like it was, so you don't have to put up with how annoying people on XPT are. Gargle your complaints there. You'll just be our drunken loud mouth who bitches about shit and doesn't know what's going on.




I follow this simple rule. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. There's nothing annoying about your posts. They just suck, plain and simple. Carry on with your bad internet self.

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#437723 - 07/25/09 11:13 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:






Are you fucking stupid? Had you bothered to watch CNBC (or comparible news network) once in a while, you'd know that even the Porta-Potty business is in the shitter, account construction being down drastically.
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#437724 - 07/25/09 01:13 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

I follow this simple rule. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.




Oh, good lord. Biff's been hanging out in schoolyard playground's for material again...

I've rolled my eyes at people who've sounded like they're doing some basic variation of that old saying. But, I've never seen anyone actually use it before.

Biff, you're aware that's what mamma's tell their children to say when they run home crying to them because they can't take it no more, aren't you?

Biff, be honest, did you call your mama over this thread?

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#437725 - 07/25/09 06:40 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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I win...again. Keep stalking me, puppet.
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#437726 - 07/25/09 07:01 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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BIFF, are you Willie's alt?
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#437727 - 07/25/09 07:53 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

I win...again.




Yeah, exactly. That was the exact basic variation of sticks and stones I was talking about. Good work, Biff.

Quote:

Keep stalking me, puppet.




My internet keyboard warrior skills have amazed myself. Powers I did not know that, and still am not convinced that, I have. Seriously Biff, tell me, how in one thread, where you started the trash talking, did I manage to apply so much pressure that you now believe I'm stalking you?

And, nice 180 on ignoring my posts. Now everyone will know how full of shit you are when you're claiming you're ignoring me.

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#437728 - 07/26/09 02:34 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

BIFF, are you Willie's alt?




No. Will you still rub one out anyway?

Quote:

Yeah, exactly. That was the exact basic variation of sticks and stones I was talking about. Good work, Biff.

My internet keyboard warrior skills have amazed myself. Powers I did not know that, and still am not convinced that, I have. Seriously Biff, tell me, how in one thread, where you started the trash talking, did I manage to apply so much pressure that you now believe I'm stalking you?

And, nice 180 on ignoring my posts. Now everyone will know how full of shit you are when you're claiming you're ignoring me.




I'm glad you realize I pull your strings. I post, you respond. Very simple.
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#437729 - 07/26/09 02:54 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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I'm glad you realize I pull your strings. I post, you respond. Very simple.




Oh, I see. Now that the "I ignore you" shtick fell on its ass, every time I decide to talk to you it's because you've made me. Kind of like the same premise of another playground favorite, the old "I'm rubber, you're glue"?

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#437730 - 07/26/09 05:10 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Northrup... after he responds and you feel like you need to respond.. hit him with a "n0...yOu!!!"

Then click alt f4 until Electro pms me.
We never talk, EVER.
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#437731 - 07/26/09 05:18 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Nah, I kind of like talking to Biff.

What's Electro been talking to you about? With me it's lately been just gossip about people on the board. Last I heard from her was when I got banned.

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#437732 - 07/26/09 05:30 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Lance Armstrong... we are both obsessed. We're in a race to buy the most livestrong shit. I bought a yellow cockring but she one up-ed me by decorating her cervix with 2 wristbands.

I know... what ya going to do eh?.

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#437733 - 07/26/09 06:51 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch? *DELETED*
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#437734 - 07/26/09 07:20 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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According to the poll, your "boyfriend" doesn't post here any more..

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#437735 - 07/26/09 07:24 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch? *DELETED*
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#437736 - 07/26/09 08:44 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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#437737 - 07/26/09 09:15 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Biff, I can't tell if you're enthralled because someone is actually taking the time to acknowledge your existence. Or, if you're ticked because someone new has called you out on being a dumb-ass. The monkey picture is cute.

Electro:
Quote:

Not that boyfriend, sillybutt! My BF IRL.




So, you made a post bitching about people hijacking the thread. Then, in the same post, you hijacked it yourself? Talking about an IRL BF?

Electro:
Quote:

According to rumors Willie can't even get a natural tan.




Hey, whoaa! What? He's afraid of the sun too? (cue One Liner Larry, BA DUM tsssssh)

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#437738 - 07/26/09 09:35 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch? *DELETED*
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#437739 - 07/26/09 09:50 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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What? Is that something Biff said? I didn't say that.

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#437740 - 07/26/09 10:19 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch? *DELETED*
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#437741 - 07/26/09 10:50 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

Biff, I can't tell if you're enthralled because someone is actually taking the time to acknowledge your existence. Or, if you're ticked because someone new has called you out on being a dumb-ass. The monkey picture is cute.




Quote:

Is that something Biff said?




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#437742 - 07/26/09 10:54 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Electro:
Quote:

It's like when I ask my BF if he thinks I am cute, and he replies with, "you're fucking annoying." and I say "yeah, OK. But I want to know you you think I am cute or not."




Fuck, I knew you were going there. When they start fishing for compliments, they don't stop until..

Electro, you are a gorgeous young woman with a thirst for life that delights us all. There are certain unseemly features that inhabit this place, but you are a spark of enthusiasm that helps relieve us for a time from the lethargy that lets that happen. That you entrust us with your antics and accidents makes all our lives sweeter..



In fact Electro, you are so appealing, you are almost as appealing, as Marley...


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#437743 - 07/26/09 11:24 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:





In fact Electro, you are so appealing, you are almost as appealing, as Marley...




OH, BURN!!!
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#437744 - 07/27/09 12:40 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Fiend, check out the attachment. I don't know if everybody notices those. That was the piece de resistance. And yes, Electro saw it. She PM'd. Called me Northplop several times. Willi coined that term in one of the few of attempts at game he was willing to share with me.

Biff, now that I've gone a little too far and chased the charming Electro off this thread. It looks like it's mostly back down to you and me, brah. Seriously, Biff, what's the deal with the pics? Are you so afraid that any words at all, I'll use them against you, so you're now down to just posting pics? Biff, come on, brah. I'm not like that. What's on your mind? Share a few thoughts. I'll be nice, really.

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#437745 - 07/27/09 12:47 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch? *DELETED*
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#437746 - 07/27/09 12:51 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Yeah, that's a good point. I miss Willi, any word on him coming back? He loves this place. He ain't leaving.

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