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#437692 - 07/20/09 05:05 PM Willie D Suicide Watch?
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I am not one to air people's secrets, especially the ones I get told off the board. But I once heard a school counselor say... "You can tell me anything and I wont say a word, not to your parents, not to a cop. Unless you are going to harm someone or yourself..." I feel that rule may apply, in this situation. I want to let you all know that Willie has been acting strange lately. Our beloved shit list mod has been noticeably absent from he board and sometimes it seems as though emotionally and mentally as well.


What made me worry is this a peculiar message I got from him the other night *among other ones I will not show*:



He immediately signed off and that's when worry kicked me even harder. *He has not posted, since then. This morning I go to his profile and I see this:



"Trans Atlantic" just sounds way too far. Notice the missing Willie kitty cat avy.


Willie, know that I, as well as the rest of XPT are here for you for whatever it is you might need. I really just want a sign that you're OK. *crosses fingers* If all is well, I apologize for the misunderstanding and please just come back.


Worried sick,
electrostatic <3


BTW. I have talked to him about putting all the bullshit behind us and starting off fresh, I would love it if he said yes.


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#437693 - 07/20/09 05:15 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Bring Willie back..Bring Willie back...


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#437694 - 07/20/09 05:22 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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He seems healthy to me.

EDIT: Gar, link didn't go quite where I wanted but check out the thread. He seems fine.


Edited by conquistador (07/20/09 05:23 PM)
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#437695 - 07/20/09 05:34 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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hmmm...






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#437696 - 07/20/09 05:42 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Ohhh now I am really feeling shitty for thinking this. I think you might be right, CQ. I'd delete the thread, but I want him to know my "clean slate" offer stands, I really do fancy the ol' charmer. I'll just tell myself, "electro, you need to put yourself a behind." Everything's gonna be OK. Hope for the best.
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#437697 - 07/20/09 05:49 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Willie is in Europe. Several dif countries. Forgot which ones.
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#437699 - 07/20/09 06:09 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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The only question I have now is...



..does this get you excited? Like a kid on Xmas morning, looking at the gifts under the tree. Do you rub your hands together and stomp in place because you can't contain the excitement.


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#437700 - 07/20/09 06:31 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Thanks RG, always a gentleman, hardly a stalker.(Out of sight out of mind.)

This still isn't what I had in mind. I don't think Belvs is a good enough poster to be an Isabella Soprano creation. But wouldn't you love it if she posted here? <3






PS. Yeah I know I am a beaner and yeah Blvdr. we get it, he's a mod he's here to take out teh trash. Whopty fuckin doo, make fun of each other's hair and knock off stiletto's already.


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#437701 - 07/20/09 09:23 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Willie is in Europe. Several dif countries. Forgot which ones.




I think he returned.
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#437702 - 07/20/09 10:00 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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He's back already? Fuck, that was a fast trip.

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#437704 - 07/22/09 01:52 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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^ *Northrop's sig*

Northrop said:
Quote:

He's back already? Fuck, that was a fast trip.



You should be glad he is back. I am. We could use him around here, there isn't much else going on. I find his hate on Stormy fascinating.


What part of Europe did he visit? That must been awesome.
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#437705 - 07/22/09 09:25 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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He went to meet this chick and swap recipes in Russia

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#437706 - 07/22/09 09:45 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Bellequeer WTF. You cockblocking son of a fuckin tranny bitch. It's because of you Willie wont come talk to me in this thread. WTF is wrong with you!?! I hope you're fucking happy with what you've done, you selfsuckin' faggy Fayner alt.
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#437707 - 07/22/09 10:00 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Or maybe Willie is just sick of this place. It happens to all of us at one point or another.

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#437708 - 07/22/09 02:46 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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It's like a point of pride for Will that he will NOT like Electro. He will NOT acknowledge her contribution to the board! But, Electro follows him around like a puppy dog whose psychology depends upon the little bit of attention she can get, anyway. A curmudgeon like Willi, I don't even think it's worth hassling over if he can open his heart to someone who doesn't behave the way he thinks they should, even if that person bears no ill-intent. But, Electro desires it, anyway.


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#437709 - 07/22/09 03:01 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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The worse you treat Electro the wetter her panties get.
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#437710 - 07/22/09 09:48 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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but who's Erectomatic going to cyber-stalk now. She's got 23.5 hours a day free of methed up anger to unleash upon somebody,(half an hour a day to cut the dope with formula to pay the light bill and keep the XPT on)

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#437712 - 07/23/09 08:32 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Lets go back to talking TRASH or debris, dregs, droppings, dross, excess, filth, fragments, junk, leavings, litter, oddments, odds and ends, offal, pieces, refuse, residue, rubbish, rubble, rummage, scourings, scrap, scraps, scum*, sediment, shavings, sweepings, waste and other such.
I wonder what a look around in GoatFuck's lovely basement abode is like. There's the lamp I found on 8th street last week, and that mattress, barely used by a crack whore in her garage, works just fine, a little Febreze and its good. What might we see on the walls, maybe something industry related...




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#437714 - 07/23/09 01:22 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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You sure are inquisitive for a garbage pilot. You know it is mid-day, so you're probably at work right now. Isn't it dangerous to be texting behind the wheel of a 40k lb dumping machine. If you don't pay attention to what your doing you may accidentally scoop up the trailer you live in, thinking it another dumpster, and all you worldly possessions will be scattered to the wind.


Oh yeah, and this is XPT, I don't have to explain SHIT!


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#437716 - 07/23/09 02:32 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Fiend said:
Quote:

The worse you treat Electro the wetter her panties get.







Redgoat said:
Quote:


Smells like you got some help from one who knows how to do this shit.
electro*



Nah, I stopped helping him when I realized the little bitch doesn't even know how to copy/paste. And I think he took Fiend's comment and ran with it. Thing is, he isn't good at it like Fiend is.



PS. Hey, Goat did you see my Smelly Monkey book cover?
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#437717 - 07/23/09 02:36 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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You know, I'm following my own advice and not reading tard posts. Choke, belvequeer, northwhatever, etc. It works. You pass by the shit and you get to the more intelligent responses, not the same repeated shit over and over again. Don't be roped in by the bullshit.
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#437718 - 07/23/09 06:36 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Ahhh, now I understand why the hell Biff's post seem so irrelevant! He's just ignoring the people he's talking to.

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#437719 - 07/23/09 09:55 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Did someone just post something?

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#437720 - 07/23/09 10:26 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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No, Biff, they didn't. Just put your head back down in the punch bowl like it was, so you don't have to put up with how annoying people on XPT are. Gargle your complaints there. You'll just be our drunken loud mouth who bitches about shit and doesn't know what's going on.

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#437721 - 07/23/09 10:42 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Northrop? Have I told you that I love you? I don't think you have anything to worry about with me talking to Willie, if that's what all this is about.
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#437722 - 07/25/09 01:35 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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No, Biff, they didn't. Just put your head back down in the punch bowl like it was, so you don't have to put up with how annoying people on XPT are. Gargle your complaints there. You'll just be our drunken loud mouth who bitches about shit and doesn't know what's going on.




I follow this simple rule. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. There's nothing annoying about your posts. They just suck, plain and simple. Carry on with your bad internet self.

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#437723 - 07/25/09 11:13 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Are you fucking stupid? Had you bothered to watch CNBC (or comparible news network) once in a while, you'd know that even the Porta-Potty business is in the shitter, account construction being down drastically.
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#437724 - 07/25/09 01:13 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

I follow this simple rule. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.




Oh, good lord. Biff's been hanging out in schoolyard playground's for material again...

I've rolled my eyes at people who've sounded like they're doing some basic variation of that old saying. But, I've never seen anyone actually use it before.

Biff, you're aware that's what mamma's tell their children to say when they run home crying to them because they can't take it no more, aren't you?

Biff, be honest, did you call your mama over this thread?

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#437725 - 07/25/09 06:40 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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I win...again. Keep stalking me, puppet.
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#437726 - 07/25/09 07:01 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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BIFF, are you Willie's alt?
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#437727 - 07/25/09 07:53 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

I win...again.




Yeah, exactly. That was the exact basic variation of sticks and stones I was talking about. Good work, Biff.

Quote:

Keep stalking me, puppet.




My internet keyboard warrior skills have amazed myself. Powers I did not know that, and still am not convinced that, I have. Seriously Biff, tell me, how in one thread, where you started the trash talking, did I manage to apply so much pressure that you now believe I'm stalking you?

And, nice 180 on ignoring my posts. Now everyone will know how full of shit you are when you're claiming you're ignoring me.

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#437728 - 07/26/09 02:34 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

BIFF, are you Willie's alt?




No. Will you still rub one out anyway?

Quote:

Yeah, exactly. That was the exact basic variation of sticks and stones I was talking about. Good work, Biff.

My internet keyboard warrior skills have amazed myself. Powers I did not know that, and still am not convinced that, I have. Seriously Biff, tell me, how in one thread, where you started the trash talking, did I manage to apply so much pressure that you now believe I'm stalking you?

And, nice 180 on ignoring my posts. Now everyone will know how full of shit you are when you're claiming you're ignoring me.




I'm glad you realize I pull your strings. I post, you respond. Very simple.
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#437729 - 07/26/09 02:54 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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I'm glad you realize I pull your strings. I post, you respond. Very simple.




Oh, I see. Now that the "I ignore you" shtick fell on its ass, every time I decide to talk to you it's because you've made me. Kind of like the same premise of another playground favorite, the old "I'm rubber, you're glue"?

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#437730 - 07/26/09 05:10 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Northrup... after he responds and you feel like you need to respond.. hit him with a "n0...yOu!!!"

Then click alt f4 until Electro pms me.
We never talk, EVER.
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#437731 - 07/26/09 05:18 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Nah, I kind of like talking to Biff.

What's Electro been talking to you about? With me it's lately been just gossip about people on the board. Last I heard from her was when I got banned.

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#437732 - 07/26/09 05:30 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Lance Armstrong... we are both obsessed. We're in a race to buy the most livestrong shit. I bought a yellow cockring but she one up-ed me by decorating her cervix with 2 wristbands.

I know... what ya going to do eh?.

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#437733 - 07/26/09 06:51 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch? *DELETED*
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#437734 - 07/26/09 07:20 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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According to the poll, your "boyfriend" doesn't post here any more..

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#437735 - 07/26/09 07:24 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch? *DELETED*
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#437736 - 07/26/09 08:44 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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#437737 - 07/26/09 09:15 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Biff, I can't tell if you're enthralled because someone is actually taking the time to acknowledge your existence. Or, if you're ticked because someone new has called you out on being a dumb-ass. The monkey picture is cute.

Electro:
Quote:

Not that boyfriend, sillybutt! My BF IRL.




So, you made a post bitching about people hijacking the thread. Then, in the same post, you hijacked it yourself? Talking about an IRL BF?

Electro:
Quote:

According to rumors Willie can't even get a natural tan.




Hey, whoaa! What? He's afraid of the sun too? (cue One Liner Larry, BA DUM tsssssh)

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#437738 - 07/26/09 09:35 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch? *DELETED*
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#437739 - 07/26/09 09:50 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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What? Is that something Biff said? I didn't say that.

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#437740 - 07/26/09 10:19 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch? *DELETED*
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#437741 - 07/26/09 10:50 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

Biff, I can't tell if you're enthralled because someone is actually taking the time to acknowledge your existence. Or, if you're ticked because someone new has called you out on being a dumb-ass. The monkey picture is cute.




Quote:

Is that something Biff said?




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#437742 - 07/26/09 10:54 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Electro:
Quote:

It's like when I ask my BF if he thinks I am cute, and he replies with, "you're fucking annoying." and I say "yeah, OK. But I want to know you you think I am cute or not."




Fuck, I knew you were going there. When they start fishing for compliments, they don't stop until..

Electro, you are a gorgeous young woman with a thirst for life that delights us all. There are certain unseemly features that inhabit this place, but you are a spark of enthusiasm that helps relieve us for a time from the lethargy that lets that happen. That you entrust us with your antics and accidents makes all our lives sweeter..



In fact Electro, you are so appealing, you are almost as appealing, as Marley...


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#437743 - 07/26/09 11:24 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:





In fact Electro, you are so appealing, you are almost as appealing, as Marley...




OH, BURN!!!
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#437744 - 07/27/09 12:40 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Fiend, check out the attachment. I don't know if everybody notices those. That was the piece de resistance. And yes, Electro saw it. She PM'd. Called me Northplop several times. Willi coined that term in one of the few of attempts at game he was willing to share with me.

Biff, now that I've gone a little too far and chased the charming Electro off this thread. It looks like it's mostly back down to you and me, brah. Seriously, Biff, what's the deal with the pics? Are you so afraid that any words at all, I'll use them against you, so you're now down to just posting pics? Biff, come on, brah. I'm not like that. What's on your mind? Share a few thoughts. I'll be nice, really.

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#437745 - 07/27/09 12:47 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch? *DELETED*
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#437746 - 07/27/09 12:51 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Yeah, that's a good point. I miss Willi, any word on him coming back? He loves this place. He ain't leaving.

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#437747 - 07/27/09 12:53 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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And Electro, look. I completely frivolously added the word charming in that line you quoted. I am trying to get back on your good side!

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#437748 - 07/27/09 01:06 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

And Electro, look. I completely frivolously added the word charming in that line you quoted.



charming = ugly


Edited by electrostatic (07/27/09 01:19 AM)
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#437749 - 07/27/09 01:37 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Hey electro can you please stop deleting stuff you posted earlier? It's fucking annoying. Thank you.
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#437750 - 07/27/09 08:57 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

Fiend, check out the attachment. I don't know if everybody notices those. That was the piece de resistance.




[onelinerlarry] Whoa, hey. At least there's a good part. Unlike my wife, take her please. [/onelinerlarry]


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#437751 - 07/27/09 02:36 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

Fiend, check out the attachment. I don't know if everybody notices those. That was the piece de resistance. And yes, Electro saw it. She PM'd. Called me Northplop several times. Willi coined that term in one of the few of attempts at game he was willing to share with me.




I saw the attachment. Marley is pretty fucking disgusting pig IMO Its really is a pretty mean insult to tell or imply to another woman that she is less attractive than marley.
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#437752 - 07/27/09 03:54 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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I bet Marley is alot better looking than the dirty gym socks you guys jerk off in.
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#437753 - 07/27/09 04:19 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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I saw the attachment. Marley is pretty fucking disgusting pig IMO It really is a pretty mean insult to tell or imply to another woman that she is less attractive than marley.




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#437754 - 07/27/09 04:55 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Picture in discussion, resized.





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#437755 - 07/27/09 05:03 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
Cum Stains Offline
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Fall off the wagon again, charin? there's at least another 150 on her submerged under water.
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#437756 - 07/27/09 05:16 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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This thread and all it's derailing is making me think no one cares about poor Willie. That's not very nice.


Marley needs to post pics with her new purple hair.



PS. Hey Cum Stains, how's it going?
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#437757 - 07/27/09 05:28 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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i care about willie. i'll be looking at willies all night in the men's room at hamburger mary's. whoa, hey thank you one liner larry. maybe i'll see billydakid there.
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#437758 - 07/29/09 02:04 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

i care about willie. i'll be looking at willies all night in the men's room at hamburger mary's.






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#437759 - 07/30/09 09:46 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Is he dead yet? Probably failed at suicide and is under close observation in the psychiatric ward. Or jacking off to electros fake porno, he hasn't stopped since he seen it.
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#437760 - 07/31/09 04:20 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
electrostatic Offline
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This is just too much I can't take it.




P.S.


Hey Cum Stains, have you seen the new issue of The Advocate? I hear it's supposed to be reaally good.


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#437761 - 07/31/09 04:35 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Oddly, Darrah just emailed me an hour ago about Willie's whereabouts.
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#437762 - 07/31/09 04:40 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
electrostatic Offline
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Oddly, Northrop just e-mailed me this un-airbrushed picture of Marley Mason.




[NorTritone][/NorTritone]


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#437763 - 07/31/09 05:00 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

Oddly, Northrop just e-mailed me this un-airbrushed picture of Marley Mason.




[NorTritone][/NorTritone]


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#437764 - 07/31/09 08:40 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Actually, electro...
Depending on wherever NORTHROP was lurking and "found" said pictures, I'm positive they're raw files. I get raw files from people who shoot me for my blog and myspace all the time. I don't take the time with photoshop, what you see is what you get.

If it was altered, the name of the website would be in the bottom right corner, they would have done something about the shadows on the front of my face, and they definitely would have taken out that freckle on my left cheekbone. (at least I would)

Glad to see you and your buddy Northrop are getting along again. He was worried, and damn... you think my PMs can be long-winded? What kind of dirt do you have on him? Don't answer.



By the way, WTF are you doing photoshopping at 4:40 AM??? You couldn't even make it realistic by having my hair still running down my arm. Instead you just pasted the other pic down on top of it. Har har har, good job. Take your ass to sleep.

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#437765 - 07/31/09 09:12 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
Crocodile Offline
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Geez this shit is boring. Can't you bitches post naked pics or something?
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#437766 - 07/31/09 09:15 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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I refuse to show my new hair.
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#437767 - 07/31/09 09:16 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

Actually, electro..

*Loooooooooooooooooooooooong winded dry post.*





Trying to kick the sleeping pills. Those things are fucking terrible. But really talk about long-winded. ZZzzz. Are you this dry/humorless IRL? If you are, I wish you the best of luck in what I predict will be a short-lived career in porn. The saddest part of all this is that you make me forget that The Cage is about satire. Yep my feelings are HURT.
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#437768 - 07/31/09 09:23 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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I don't believe that for a second, you were quick to remind me in my HIV thread. What other habits are you trying to kick? Did the pills help you sleep through the baby cries? Am I on a topic that's off limits again? Sorry. Satire.

I've been in the industry longer than a year. Most bitches are out by 3-6 months. Next question/assumption please. I'm off today, I could do this all day. What's your excuse?

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#437769 - 07/31/09 09:23 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
Crocodile Offline
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Who cares about your hair? We wanna see ass&tits.
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#437770 - 07/31/09 09:24 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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My hair is so long now that it goes down nearly to my ass and definitely covers my nipples. I am trying to do the mysterious thing while I wait for my CD of prettygirls in the mail. heh.
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#437771 - 07/31/09 09:35 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

I don't believe that for a second, you were quick to remind me in my HIV thread. What other habits are you trying to kick? Did the pills help you sleep through the baby cries? Am I on a topic that's off limits again? Sorry. Satire.

I've been in the industry longer than a year. Most bitches are out by 3-6 months. Next question/assumption please. I'm off today, I could do this all day. What's your excuse?





All these anti-psychotics and shit. But you wouldn't know about that and I don't want to bore you, more. You remind me of Bornyo. My kids aren't off limits, but if you don't mind I'd like to hear some new material please, entertainer. About AIDS and satire, it just seems like the more you let these guys get to you, the more you look like big Shirley in New Yawk. (Hey, Mark_J, How's it going? ) But at least sometimes she plays along.




PS. Not true at ALL, Croc. Oh right. SATIRE.
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#437772 - 07/31/09 09:45 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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The possibility of future HIV rumors and people wishing a deadly disease on me got me riled up. Can't lie about that.

New material? Maybe you should try that. I don't have anything else to say. Feel free to respond with "thanks for playing"
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#437773 - 07/31/09 09:51 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Quote:

I don't have anything else to say.



Good, because you're a fucking porn whore, the only fuckin' thing you should be saying is "nom, nom, nom". Otherwise. Dead silence. Cunt. Heh.
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#437774 - 07/31/09 09:54 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Actually, I momentarily take that back. For someone who is completely OUTSIDE the porn industry, you sure have a lot to say. In fact, others would say you call this place home. I'll let them tell you about it. Not my problem.



ps: can you please plug my blog since you post about me so much? Tell your friends, too. Thank you girl!


Edited by MarleyMason (07/31/09 09:56 AM)
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#437775 - 07/31/09 09:56 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

For someone who is completely OUTSIDE the porn industry



We still don't know that for sure. Only kidding sillybutt.
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#437776 - 07/31/09 04:23 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Damn Electro is cute when she's jealous...

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#437777 - 07/31/09 04:41 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
tubby

Quote:

My hair is so long now that it goes down nearly to my ass and definitely covers my nipples.




Is it long enough to string you up?

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#437778 - 07/31/09 04:47 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Ignore Free Marley... he's a Dutchman and deep down he wants to fly you to Aruba and party on the beach at midnight.. heh

I don't get the Marley hate... I know she's not skinny but her tits are epic and she's like a cuddly fuck toy with an attitude. Perfect.
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#437779 - 07/31/09 04:50 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
electrostatic Offline
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I am starting to think these would have been better with more hair on them.

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#437780 - 07/31/09 04:54 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Posts: 4856
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Quote:

Ignore Free Marley... he's a Dutchman and deep down he wants to fly you to Aruba and party on the beach at midnight.. heh




I'll fly tubby to Aruba alright, on a rope behind the airplane. Her long, long hair flying free in the wind.....
Lou, about that other beachparty, it never happened, ok?


Quote:

I don't get the Marley hate... I know she's not skinny but her tits are epic and she's like a cuddly fuck toy with an attitude. Perfect.




I don't get the tubby hate either. I don't hate her as she is trivial in every way, shape or form (pun unintended)!
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#437781 - 07/31/09 05:04 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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I don't know about that. She is a bitch, but Marley has pretty eyes.

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#437782 - 07/31/09 05:06 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
electrostatic Offline
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It's funny watching teh Uncle Bornyo flirt. He uses the same line on every girl.
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#437783 - 07/31/09 05:10 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Posts: 1011
Quote:

Ignore Free Marley... he's a Dutchman and deep down he wants to fly you to Aruba and party on the beach at midnight.. heh




I've studied and analyzed Free's posts. He's like those angry women who turn lesbo because of how men have treated them. Only, he's a member of the stronger sex and has somehow routinely managed to let women mistreat him...

Quote:

I don't get the Marley hate... I know she's not skinny but her tits are epic and she's like a cuddly fuck toy with an attitude. Perfect.




That's just how we roll @ XPT. And, some of us who've been who can't control their wommin' so easily, use that game with the ladies too. And, believe me, Marley's into that shit. After Electro posted that pic, Marley's sending "fuck you" and "I don't care what you think" messages, all in capital letters and shit. Marley, that shit is hot! You go, girl!

Next I'm going to receive an email with a shopped photo of a rabbit being boiled, hovering over it, a red head glaring right at the camera! I'll never get another email from Electro again if I post it though. She's too clever to be so obvious with her hate in public...

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#437784 - 07/31/09 05:15 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
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Quote:

I've studied and analyzed Free's posts. He's like those angry women who turn lesbo because of how men have treated them. Only, he's a member of the stronger sex and has somehow routinely managed to let women mistreat him...





Damn, you must be some kind of wizard/psychiatrist/psychologist/witch doctor all wrapped up into one.
That being said, you might be on to something. Back to the couch for some further analysis.............
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#437785 - 07/31/09 05:19 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
Northrop Offline
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Quote:

Damn, you must be some kind of wizard/psychiatrist/psychologist/witch doctor all wrapped up into one.
That being said, you might be on to something. Back to the couch for some further analysis.............




Free, you don't find any women at all on the board attractive. There's some big time latent homosexuality going on!

But, as Seinfeld said, "Not that that's a bad thing!"

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#437786 - 07/31/09 05:21 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Quote:

It's funny watching teh Uncle Bornyo flirt. He uses the same line on every girl.




I'm fairly certain I never told you that. If I did, I was lying to make you feel better.

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#437787 - 07/31/09 05:26 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
freestylah Offline
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Quote:

Free, you don't find any women at all on the board attractive. There's some big time latent homosexuality going on!
But, as Seinfeld said, "Not that that's a bad thing!"




Where did you get that idea?
Some are attractive, but have a seriously fucked up personality. Others are butt ugly and have fucked up personalities. Others, I don't know about attractive, but I do know they have a fucked up personality. And some are attractive and have a very agreeable personality.

I'll leave it to you to put the names to each category. OK?

Edit to add:
I'll give you a start, so you won't have to do all the work here.
Electrostatic is both attractive and has a very agreeable personality.
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#437788 - 07/31/09 05:27 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
freestylah Offline
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Old Man Bornyo

Quote:

I'm fairly certain I never told you that. If I did, I was lying to make you feel better.




Are you implying you're a whore too? Or am I reading to much into it?
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#437789 - 07/31/09 05:29 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
Bornyo Offline
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You are reading too much into it.

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#437790 - 07/31/09 05:30 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

It's funny watching teh Uncle Bornyo flirt. He uses the same line on every girl.




I'm fairly certain I never told you that. If I did, I was lying to make you feel better.






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#437791 - 07/31/09 05:35 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
It doesn't occur to you that your construct falls flat since I've never complimented your eyes, does it?

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#437792 - 07/31/09 05:40 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:


It doesn't occur to you that your construct falls flat since I've never complimented your eyes, does it?



No, I don't believe or follow any of that, you do. Yes? Or did you lie about that too?
(Don't answer, it ain't bed time yet.)



*Insert tired methmommy joke here.*


Thanks for playing. Goodbye.
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#437793 - 07/31/09 05:43 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Posts: 9958
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Quote:

Quote:

Ignore Free Marley... he's a Dutchman and deep down he wants to fly you to Aruba and party on the beach at midnight.. heh




1. I've studied and analyzed Free's posts. He's like those angry women who turn lesbo because of how men have treated them. Only, he's a member of the stronger sex and has somehow routinely managed to let women mistreat him...

Quote:

I don't get the Marley hate... I know she's not skinny but her tits are epic and she's like a cuddly fuck toy with an attitude. Perfect.




2.That's just how we roll @ XPT. And, some of us who've been who can't control their wommin' so easily, use that game with the ladies too. And, believe me, Marley's into that shit. After Electro posted that pic, Marley's sending "fuck you" and "I don't care what you think" messages, all in capital letters and shit. Marley, that shit is hot! You go, girl!

Next I'm going to receive an email with a shopped photo of a rabbit being boiled, hovering over it, a red head glaring right at the camera! I'll never get another email from Electro again if I post it though. She's too clever to be so obvious with her hate in public...




1... Excellent effort n0rdstrum.. The "he's a member of the stronger sex and has somehow routinely managed to let women mistreat him" line was very nice. You have potential, maybe just work on being slightly less sensitive... ohh and then there's the fact that you admit to studying people. We'll get to that. Rule 1 and all..

2.Ummm I don't know... lil awkward here. What's up Mike?. Fine, you. How's the weather in your town?. Moms okay?. Great, right..Hate to break it to you CUNT... but you don't speak for XPT... NOW or EVER... JamesN feels the need to roll in and offer an opinion..That's.How.It.Is.
Smiling Arab..same/same.
You?. no fucken never. When XPT needs your opinion you'll puke it from back behind your glazed tonsils.

Two steps back, yes?.

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#437794 - 07/31/09 05:47 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Posts: 1011
Quote:

Where did you get that idea?
Some are attractive, but have a seriously fucked up personality. Others are butt ugly and have fucked up personalities. Others, I don't know about attractive, but I do know they have a fucked up personality. And some are attractive and have a very agreeable personality.




Man you are confused when it comes to finding the beauty in women... It's rare that the last thing a man who loves women will mention is that some are truly lovely.


Quote:

Edit to add:
I'll give you a start, so you won't have to do all the work here.
Electrostatic is both attractive and has a very agreeable personality.





It's good that at least as an after-thought you can think of a woman you are really attracted to. That shows a sign of hope.

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#437795 - 07/31/09 05:52 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Loc: fortified
Quote:

It's funny watching teh Uncle Bornyo flirt. He uses the same line on every girl.





Not to hurt anyones feelings here but my reply would have been..

"Sure I use that line on every girl but why did you make me use that line everytime on you?'"
reverse>

I'll admit that I did tell her she's cute.. Anyone else tell her she's cute?. I think she's cute.
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#437796 - 07/31/09 05:57 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Man you are confused when it comes to finding the beauty in women... It's rare that the last thing a man who loves women will mention is that some are truly lovely.




First, I am confused, then it's 'rare'. If you don't mind, Doctor Northrop, I'll ask for a second opinion, before we start the electroshock therapy, yes?


Quote:

It's good that at least as an after-thought you can think of a woman you are really attracted to. That shows a sign of hope.




I can give you a list of names, which wouldn't mean a thing to you. What good would that do?
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#437797 - 07/31/09 05:59 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
Northrop Offline
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Posts: 1011
Quote:

Moms okay?. Great, right..Hate to break it to you CUNT... but you don't speak for XPT... NOW or EVER... JamesN feels the need to roll in and offer an opinion..That's.How.It.Is.
Smiling Arab..same/same.
You?. no fucken never. When XPT needs your opinion you'll puke it from back behind your glazed tonsils.




Thanks for the tips from the guy who used to run around and call Willi the Sheriff of Monkey county. I guess you just mis-identified the body knocked-out lying prone (I refuse to believe he's dead!) on the ground.

Quote:

but you don't speak for XPT...




I speak about XPT, not for it. You're belief that guys who don't even post here no more are to be adulated as running the place is delusional. If you don't like it, feel free to display your anger that you don't control as much of XPT as you thought you did!

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#437798 - 07/31/09 06:02 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Posts: 1011
Quote:

First, I am confused, then it's 'rare'. If you don't mind, Doctor Northrop, I'll ask for a second opinion, before we start the electroshock therapy, yes?




Don't worry about it so damn much. I'm not judging, diversity for XPT is a good thing! Bring on the homosexuals!

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#437799 - 07/31/09 06:03 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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LouCypher said:
Quote:

Quote:

It's funny watching teh Uncle Bornyo flirt. He uses the same line on every girl.





Not to hurt anyones feelings here but my reply would have been..

"Sure I use that line on every girl but why did you make me use that line everytime on you?'"
reverse>

I'll admit that I did tell her she's cute.. Anyone else tell her she's cute?. I think she's cute.



I don't say that I love you enough, I love you, Lou.





freestylah said:
Quote:

I'll ask for a second opinion, before we start the electroshock therapy, yes?



I busy tonight. SOwee.




*!!!EDITED TO ADD!!!**********!!!EDITED TO ADD!!!**********!!!EDITED TO ADD!!!*

Northrop said:
Quote:

Marley's sending "fuck you" and "I don't care what you think" messages, all in capital letters and shit. Marley, that shit is hot! You go, girl!



Of course, only you would be in to what I call "Gyps3b0n1cs". AND stop e-mailing me Motown lyrics in hopes to win me over, MonkeyPiss@HK.com is NOT Marley's email addy. Thanks.


Edited by electrostatic (07/31/09 06:25 PM)
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#437800 - 07/31/09 06:20 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Quote:

I'll admit that I did tell her she's cute.. Anyone else tell her she's cute?. I think she's cute.




I told her she's cute, I told her's she gorgeous. But unfortunately, I checked my email after I posted a few things about her in this thread today... The terse but friendly messages, I probably was on the way towards getting back in her good graces. :sad:

I'll have to copy and paste the lyrics of another romantic song into an email again! See if I can at least get another disapproving, but non-threatening response!

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#437801 - 07/31/09 06:27 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
electrostatic Offline
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Lies. I haven't e-mailed or PM'd anyone but Lou since I woke up. Priorities and all, ya know.




PS. They all know I am hideous, and a guy at that.
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#437802 - 07/31/09 06:36 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

I'll admit that I did tell her she's cute.. Anyone else tell her she's cute?. I think she's cute.




I told her she's cute, I told her's she gorgeous. But unfortunately, I checked my email after I posted a few things about her in this thread today... The terse but friendly messages, I probably was on the way towards getting back in her good graces. :sad:

I'll have to copy and paste the lyrics of another romantic song into an email again! See if I can at least get another disapproving, but non-threatening response!




You do spend an inordinate amount of time worrying about other peoples thoughts. Maybe pm Willie and get to the root, yes?.
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#437803 - 07/31/09 06:59 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
Northrop Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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You do spend an inordinate amount of time worrying about other peoples thoughts. Maybe pm Willie and get to the root, yes?.




Haven't ever talked to Willie privately. Don't know what he really thinks. He's much more fun to deal with in public on the board!

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#437804 - 07/31/09 07:16 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

You do spend an inordinate amount of time worrying about other peoples thoughts. Maybe pm Willie and get to the root, yes?.




Haven't ever talked to Willie privately. Don't know what he really thinks. He's much more fun to deal with in public on the board!




He's fun to deal with in public. And on the board, you say?.
Say... did you ever watch the Matrix?.
And stay awake?.

Ohh you're special.

This.One.Is.SPECIAL.
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#437805 - 07/31/09 07:55 PM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I found Willie..........

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Fap, Fap, Fap

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#437806 - 08/01/09 12:41 AM Re: Willie D Suicide Watch?
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
electro

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Good, because you're a fucking porn whore, the only fuckin' thing you should be saying is "quah, quah, quah". Otherwise. Dead silence. Cunt. Heh.




Fixed. You're welcome.


Sorry girl but I had to do it, I'm surprised nobody else did!
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