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#437629 - 07/20/09 02:09 PM Conquistador ....
4 Small Boobies AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/12/07 Posts: 571	Have you seen this ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXRH50fvHWA
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#437630 - 07/20/09 03:22 PM Re: Conquistador ....
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Hahaha!! Thanks. Next time one of my critters needs a wheel replacement I'll see what I can do about adding a speedometer/odometer setup. _________________________
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#437631 - 07/20/09 03:23 PM Re: Conquistador ....
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	I heard hamsters like to go for blender rides. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#437632 - 12/28/09 07:51 PM Re: Conquistador ....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Hey, Conquistador! OMG, Have you seen these: Zhu Zhu Pets Zhu Zhu Pets AD on YouTube Anyway, they made me think of you. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#437633 - 12/28/09 08:33 PM Re: Conquistador ....
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Those are bad. Kind of the same thing as when 101 Dalmatoions came out. Everyone got dalmation puppies and many ended up unwanted and uncared for. I fear the same thing about hamsters will happen. I know I am about to get hit with some stupid demotivational poster about my feelings but I do not think animals should be toys/presents. With 101 Dalmations hundreds of dalmations wound up in shelters. People do worse things to get rid of rodents. _________________________
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#437634 - 12/28/09 08:35 PM Re: Conquistador ....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	_________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#437635 - 12/28/09 08:44 PM Re: Conquistador ....
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Those are bad. Kind of the same thing as when 101 Dalmatoions came out. Everyone got dalmation puppies and many ended up unwanted and uncared for. I fear the same thing about hamsters will happen. I know I am about to get hit with some stupid demotivational poster about my feelings but I do not think animals should be toys/presents. With 101 Dalmations hundreds of dalmations wound up in shelters. People do worse things to get rid of rodents. The bold is some of the funniest shit I've read here in months.. It's both brilliant and paranoid in a totally perfect xpt type way. I want to thank Conq but I think we should all step back and reflect on the lawl. lawl 09...thank you. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#437636 - 12/28/09 10:09 PM Re: Conquistador ....
99% Fiction Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/16/08 Posts: 2401	Dalmations are lousy dogs with tons of problems from inbreeding. My friend got one cheap because it was deaf. Thing took off one day and his girlfriend put flyers around town. They got 3 dalmations out of those flyers. It took them about a year to pawn them off. _________________________ "Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#437637 - 12/28/09 10:14 PM Re: Conquistador ....
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	My favorite dog was a mix between a German Shephard and Alaskan Huskie. She loved me but most people she preferred to knock on their ass. Chased a kid up a tree once. A great dog as long as she was under control, but without supervision she could be hell on wheels.
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#437638 - 12/30/09 06:50 AM Re: Conquistador ....
delanoojos Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/18/09 Posts: 890 Loc: Midwest / Florida	Quote: Hey, Conquistador! OMG, Have you seen these: Zhu Zhu Pets Zhu Zhu Pets AD on YouTube Anyway, they made me think of you. Im thinking that Christian XXX is getting a hard on just looking at this stuff. Dreaming of trying to stick every fuckng one of them up his ass. A dream come true for ChristianXXX.. Now is there was only a Champain bottle there to help his ho out _________________________ I want to Bust a nut in that bitches right eye
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