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#437388 - 07/18/09 09:18 PM people whose looks wouldn't cut it today
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with all the talk of that liberal rat Cronkite, it occurs to me that he'd never get an anchor job today. today they want prettyboy fags like brian williams

Janis Joplin and Barbara (hooknose) Streisand are others. They'd never get a big record deal today. Too ugly. They'd have to hope for a Susan Boyle moment.
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#437389 - 07/18/09 10:03 PM Re: people whose looks wouldn't cut it today
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#437390 - 07/18/09 10:14 PM Re: people whose looks wouldn't cut it today
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I always thought Joan Rivers was an ugly cunt.
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#437391 - 07/18/09 10:22 PM Re: people whose looks wouldn't cut it today
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Someone who looks like Abe Lincoln could never get elected to a substantial political office today. He is also said to of had a high pitched squeaky voice. Wouldn't work on tv.

Teddy Roosevelt would be another. People think he was a big burley man's man. He was actually very short. Up close he was a little pudgeball.

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#437392 - 07/19/09 03:47 AM Re: people whose looks wouldn't cut it today
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Someone who looks like Abe Lincoln could never get elected to a substantial political office today. He is also said to of had a high pitched squeaky voice. Wouldn't work on tv.

Teddy Roosevelt would be another. People think he was a big burley man's man. He was actually very short. Up close he was a little pudgeball.






If you are going to go back that far, then Taft wouldn't stand a chance in hell of being elected. Pictures of him gobbling Krispy Kremes and Burger King would be all over the place.
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#437393 - 07/19/09 05:36 AM Re: people whose looks wouldn't cut it today
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Someone who looks like Abe Lincoln could never get elected to a substantial political office today. He is also said to of had a high pitched squeaky voice. Wouldn't work on tv.

Teddy Roosevelt would be another. People think he was a big burley man's man. He was actually very short. Up close he was a little pudgeball.





Teddy also had an odd, squeaky voice, as did Patton.

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#437394 - 07/19/09 08:37 PM Re: people whose looks wouldn't cut it today
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Someone who looks like Abe Lincoln could never get elected to a substantial political office today. He is also said to of had a high pitched squeaky voice. Wouldn't work on tv.

Teddy Roosevelt would be another. People think he was a big burley man's man. He was actually very short. Up close he was a little pudgeball.






Fucken excellent troll... It's really way beyond this place only due to post count, but excellent nonetheless.

Coke, see me for boards to troll, son.
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