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#437305 - 07/18/09 01:18 AM classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
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Die Hard: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Star Wars: May the force be with you.
007 franchise: Bond, James Bond.

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#437306 - 07/18/09 01:31 AM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. - They Live (1988)

That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? - Aliens (1986)
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend

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#437307 - 07/18/09 01:37 AM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quotes, taglines. WTF ever.
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend

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#437308 - 07/18/09 06:03 AM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Don't call me Shirley.

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Say hello to my little friend.

Go ahead, make my day.

Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore. (always misquoted with an it put in instead of this.)

Here's looking at you kid.

You talkin' to me.

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#437309 - 07/18/09 06:28 AM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture fran
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Blaine? Blaine!? That's not a name, that's a major household appliance!
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#437310 - 07/18/09 06:47 AM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture fran
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
There's no crying in baseball.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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Fuck 'em all but nine.

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#437311 - 07/18/09 06:54 AM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:


That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?




Chew bubblegum and kick ass.

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#437312 - 07/18/09 07:13 AM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture fran
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
I feel the need. The need for speed. -- Top Gun (no?)


They're Back From The Grave and Ready To Party! -- Return of The Living Dead


Spider-Man!! ! Spider-Man!! ... Doess whatever a spider can.. Spinns a web, any size.!. Catches thieves just like fliiesss... LOOK OooUT! Here comes the SPIDER-MAN!!! -- Spider-Man


edit:
Quote:

There's no crying in baseball.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



Yessss! I say that to my kids and nephews all the time! Works...


Edited by electrostatic (07/18/09 07:15 AM)
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#437313 - 07/18/09 10:07 AM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture fran
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
"MPFFFF!" Marcellus Wallace as he's getting fucked in the ass- Pulp Fiction

BFK!! Getcha dick sucked! - Rufus, BumFights

"Ass to Ass!" Old Perv, Requiem For A Dream

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#437314 - 07/18/09 12:39 PM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5230
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Play it again, Sam
There's no place like home
Frankly my dear, I don't giva a damn
What are you rebelling against...whatta ya got?
Hey bud, Let's party
Charlie don't surf
Never get out of the boat
I'll be back
Klatu, barata nikto
Everything'll work out if you let it
I'm not evil, I'm just drawn that way
You feel lucky, punk?
I hate Illinios Nazi's
Be afriad, be very afraid
Always be closing
Don't you look at me, Don't you FUCKING look at me
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one. (or whatever the fuck spock said)
In space, no one can hear you scream
Here's Johnny
They're baaack.
Stupid is as stupid does.
I reckon I like them french fried potaters
Damn dirty apes
Now men, fight like apes
Khan!!!!
Now go get your shine box
Revenge is a dish best served cold
Everytime you hear a bell ring, an angel gets his wings
Stella!!!
Yo, Adriane
It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again
I'll get you...and your little dog too
Tell them niggas to chill out, the cavalry's on the way.



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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


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#437315 - 07/18/09 01:15 PM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
cameronkeys Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
I'm walkin' here

Dont cross the streams

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges

If you build it, they will come

Houston, we have a problem

Show me the money!

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me aren't you?

Thank you sir! May I have another?

Do I make you horny?

You can't handle the truth

Keep it classy San Diego
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#437316 - 07/18/09 01:17 PM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
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Die Gas Pumper
Another Quaalude, and she'll be mine again
Elvira: Can't you stop saying fuck all the time?
007: “Shaken - Not stirred”
Cool Hand Luke- “What we have here is a failure to communicate”, Captain (Strother Martin)
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory”
“Back off, man. I’m a scientist”,
“Hasta la vista, baby”
“You can’t handle the truth”

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#437317 - 07/18/09 04:54 PM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
D.W. Offline
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Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
I have a very bad feeling about this

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

A boy's best friend is his mother.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.

We are the Knights who say........ NI!

I am not an animal! I am a human being! I...am...a man!

We can't stop here. This is bat country.


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#437318 - 07/18/09 07:21 PM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
Anonymous
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do you expect me to talk.....no mr bond I expect you to die

John Cutter: Charlie, ever played roulette?
Charles Rane: On occasion.
John Cutter: Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black!


Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!


General Barnicke: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?
John Winger: That's a fact, Jack.
Soldiers: That's a fact, Jack.


Miles: I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.

Dean Vernon Wormer: Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?
Flounder: Hello!
Dean Vernon Wormer: Zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? One point six; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu - MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT ZERO.

Al Czervik: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.


Gord Brody: He's a molester! He's a CHILLLLLLLLD MOLESTER!

Detective John Kimble: I have a headache.
Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Detective John Kimble: It's not a tumor!


Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!

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#437319 - 07/18/09 09:45 PM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
Hacksaw Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/23/08
Posts: 48
That rug really tied the room together.

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#437320 - 07/18/09 09:46 PM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
What's deal with cornnuts?

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#437321 - 07/19/09 06:26 AM Re: classic "tageline" for any motion picture franchise
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
You want the truth, you can't handle the truth.

Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?

They call me Mr. Tibbs.

That is not my dog.

I see dead people.

Is it safe?

Where's the white women?

It's true, it's true.

That'll be the day.

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