I'd LOVE to get you on a jury. It's always a good idea to watch for signs that a potential juror might be hippyish.

"Ladies and gentleman of the jury, my client did not cause himself to become a killer any more than masturbation causes astigmatism. It was society! It was his parents! It is in his genes! You must acquit this poor victim of circumstances beyond his control".
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"You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"