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#437235 - 07/17/09 06:53 PM Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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I wonder, do you ever wonder?



Is Gyptits a man or a woman? How did she get knocked up with puppies? Did Gigi get kidsnatch'd? If so, was it Panzer or Phlogiston? Is Sammura the REAL Sammura or just another Bornyo alt.?

Hmm, I wonder. Do you ever wonder? Is there really any conspiracy theories or is that in itself just a ...? Let me know.



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#437236 - 07/17/09 08:59 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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I am not Sammura
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#437237 - 07/17/09 09:00 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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You really need to get out.
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#437238 - 07/17/09 09:17 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Quote:

You really need to get out.



Well, if you're talking to me. I'm sorry I don't measure up to your standards, in the cool dept. Do you miss me sending you PM's that liquor writes for me from a parking lot outside an after rave?
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#437239 - 07/17/09 09:21 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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I think there's really about 4 people on this board with so many ALT's they even get confused.

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#437240 - 07/17/09 09:35 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Quote:

You really need to get out.



Well, if you're talking to me. I'm sorry I don't measure up to your standards, in the cool dept. Do you miss me sending you PM's that liquor writes for me from a parking lot outside an after rave?




I haven't any standards, but maybe it's time you hit up another rave.
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#437241 - 07/17/09 09:39 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Art Bell/Conspiracy talk:

Does anyone believe that UFOs took chimps native to Earth and added a bit of alien DNA to create humans?

Does anyone believe stories of the angels in the bible or the gods of Greek mythology were related to ancient UFO/humam interaction?
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#437242 - 07/17/09 10:45 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

You really need to get out.



Well, if you're talking to me. I'm sorry I don't measure up to your standards, in the cool dept. Do you miss me sending you PM's that liquor writes for me from a parking lot outside an after rave?




I haven't any standards, but maybe it's time you hit up another rave.



Waay ahead of you, do you want me to PM you from there if I get bored?


@ Belvedeerinheadlights. Just 4?

@ Coke. Thanks for derailing the thread.
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#437243 - 07/17/09 10:53 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Coke knows what's coming, hence the pan-handed attempted to derail..

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#437244 - 07/17/09 11:45 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Waay ahead of you, do you want me to PM you from there if I get bored?




Well, of course.
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#437245 - 07/18/09 11:55 AM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Back to conspiracies:

That even though they don't advertise everywhere, some of these whores really, really do do privates!

Who wudda thunk?

I never get enough of it when some random poster manages to figure that out. And, decides to be a bad-ass on the board, harassing the few ladies who do post here.

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#437246 - 07/18/09 12:12 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Name names, sillybutt. How about ladies who harass other ladies that post here, is that OK?



I don't really care about that though, I wanna know who is posting under multiple accounts. Saaay, maybe I send Lou dirty PM's but I refuse to do the same with another poster who might be ol' lOU under a different XPT account...



Calling out Jim B., come on buddy, this thread is for you!<3
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#437247 - 07/18/09 12:37 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Jiraiya = Loopnode or maybe Conq.
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#437248 - 07/18/09 12:59 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Quote:

Name names, sillybutt.




I don't remember their names. I just have noticed the posts. It's never been anyone who's really added to the board, so I just forget them.

Quote:

How about ladies who harass other ladies that post here, is that OK?




Bickering over stupid rules now, but guys making fun of ladies is even okay by me. Just not keep beating on something that's obvious and they're obviously supposed to deny and avoid. Just the way the whores do it, they whore on the down-low.

It'd be like me keep saying JM makes violent porn. Yeah, they make violent porn. So what?

Quote:

I don't really care about that though, I wanna know who is posting under multiple accounts.




I love this one because the feedback I've gotten is that peeps don't believe it. But, Will was right! I really AM Guapo!!!!

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#437249 - 07/18/09 12:59 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Not me.
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#437250 - 07/18/09 01:10 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Jiraiya = Loopnode or maybe Conq.



ZOMG! Loopnode wouldn't send me love PM's. Neither would Conq, he is like a baby brother to me. Jiraiya is a Stevensalt. Definitely. Right, Fiend?


@Guapo, N'throp or whatever. Who gives a fuck, whores are worthless.


Now time for a poll.


Thanks<3
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#437251 - 07/18/09 01:15 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Quote:

@Guapo, N'throp or whatever. Who gives a fuck, whores are worthless.




Yeah, yeah. You're just jealous they get some of the female attention you would otherwise get. Despite all the attention you already get, you never, never get enough.

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#437252 - 07/18/09 01:24 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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I said, "whores are worthless", being of that I am of that whore gender, I am worthless by default. No? Maybe it's just the way you make me feel. I love attention, no secret. Does my honesty intimidate you?


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#437253 - 07/18/09 01:41 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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I am worthless by default. No? Maybe it's just the way you make me feel. I love attention, no secret. Does my honesty intimidate you?




WARNING: Another female who's gone irrational due to their gender's inability to maintain control over their unstable emotions. This time it's jealousy. When they get like that, you can't win. You can't even come out even. Stand clear!!!

She'll try to play like she's all even-keeled. But, that is a foil. Just stand clear!!

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#437254 - 07/18/09 02:46 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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#437255 - 07/18/09 03:37 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Blah, blah, blah... Northrop, you are begining to have a certain tone in some of your posts, the ones directed at me. Maybe... I dunno a little something liiikke a large cow who's having trouble mooing while swatting at flies with it's nose and tail...
Knock it off, will ya?


Dancing in glee,
The one you love.



edit:
Quote:

1 or 2, depending on how much a bitch my wife was today.
-1 20%



Ohh it's nice to see that Bornyo's at least lurking. Was getting worried there.


Edited by electrostatic (07/18/09 03:58 PM)
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#437256 - 07/18/09 04:01 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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I'm Jay Randall's mental retarded parasitic twin. I've been on double dates with Belial Bradley and the ho's from Gimps Gone Wild.
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#437257 - 07/18/09 04:45 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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I always see people reading crazy threads from the past and I wonder what exact keywords were used in the search...
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#437258 - 07/18/09 07:55 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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I always see people reading crazy threads from the past and I wonder what exact keywords were used in the search...




My exact keyword is usually Marley
Seriously I just bought a DVD cause you were in it, you looked good but the other chicks were kinda scary.
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#437259 - 07/18/09 08:29 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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This is pretty stupid.
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#437260 - 07/18/09 10:35 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Soo then, do something! Gunkie, I know there's a lot more to you than just running around with Cokesie playing a game of virtual grab ass all the time. Think happy thoughts, meanwhile I 'm gonna go get a tarot card reading. EeeeeKK! I am SOOO excited! <3 Loves.
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#437261 - 07/19/09 04:02 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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#437262 - 07/19/09 08:40 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Chicken Master = Cock Master alt.
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#437263 - 07/19/09 08:43 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Chicky is teh hotness.. Shots of Captn Morgan all around, yes?.

What did the cards say Electro?.
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#437264 - 07/19/09 09:11 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Chicky is teh hotness.. Shots of Captn Morgan all around, yes?.

What did the cards say Electro?.




That she'll be the last of the XPT posters and die sad and lonely.

She could have just saved her money and started another poll.
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#437265 - 07/19/09 09:14 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Bitter or foreplay?
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#437266 - 07/19/09 09:21 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Bitter or foreplay?




I'll have to get back to you.
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#437267 - 07/19/09 09:24 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Quote:

Quote:

Chicky is teh hotness.. Shots of Captn Morgan all around, yes?.

What did the cards say Electro?.




That she'll be the last of the XPT posters and die sad and lonely.



No, uh, uh. I believe Mr. Steward already gave away that role to Gia. *sigh* Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Oh wait that might be...

Quote:

She could have just saved her money and started another poll.



I have money? You start a poll, I want to see what you have to offer, besides chasing me around, yanking my pigtails and your cock, aLL at once. You silly triple threat.
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#437268 - 07/19/09 09:25 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Quote:

Quote:

Bitter or foreplay?




I'll have to get back to you.






Whatev... if I see you walking with a protruding limp I'll know.


Enjoy.
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#437269 - 07/19/09 09:26 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Bitter or foreplay?




foreplay.
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#437270 - 07/19/09 10:05 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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^ Am I being worked over time here or wtf? I charge extra if I have to take on both you and Lou at the same time.


Can someone explain to me...




I did NOT 'shop it, except for the total part. The unread # came up that way.


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#437271 - 07/19/09 10:55 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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You start a poll, I want to see what you have to offer, besides chasing me around, yanking my pigtails and your cock, aLL at once. You silly triple threat.



OMG! CLASSIC and fucking hot!^^^^^^^^^^
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#437272 - 07/20/09 05:00 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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#437273 - 07/20/09 05:29 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Sam Shane said:
Quote:

OMG! CLASSIC and fucking hot!



Aww sounds like DaBurg. Thankks, Sammura. You shouldn't have. You'll always just be a stale scent of Corn Chips and rusty canned tuna to me, but it doesn't mean the love's not there. Kiss the baby x8 for me, K?



@Newports. Ohhhh that's funny. I don't see how that can be. I suppose JRV put you up to this. He goes around sending people PM's filled with nonsense when him and his fat wife in a moo moo argue over who gets the possum's leg for dinner. Sadman.


I appreciate the compliment and ask that you supply the information that tickled your suspicion. Thanks. love...
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#437274 - 07/20/09 05:42 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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I just heard people mention it on the forums once or twice before, so I figured I would mention it.

Do I believe it? I don't know. Do I care? Not really.

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#437275 - 07/20/09 06:07 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Maybe only just a little. But enough about Monks and me or me and Monks.

Swallow this, slowwwly, don't gag. It's not a conspiracy thread or anything, just another derail in hopes that you forget what you just thought.


?
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#437276 - 07/20/09 07:06 PM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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Quote:

Sam Shane said:
Quote:

OMG! CLASSIC and fucking hot!



Aww sounds like DaBurg. Thankks, Sammura. You shouldn't have. You'll always just be a stale scent of Corn Chips and rusty canned tuna to me, but it doesn't mean the love's not there. Kiss the baby x8 for me, K?



@Newports. Ohhhh that's funny. I don't see how that can be. I suppose JRV put you up to this. He goes around sending people PM's filled with nonsense when him and his fat wife in a moo moo argue over who gets the possum's leg for dinner. Sadman.


I appreciate the compliment and ask that you supply the information that tickled your suspicion. Thanks. love...





and make sure you kiss the two of yours for me also
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#437277 - 07/22/09 08:10 AM Re: Let's Talk XPT Conspiracy Theories...
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^I have more than one of the "two". Which one?





Click. This is not weird in the least bit. But it sure is a lot more interesting than electrostatic is a Smelly Monkey alt.
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