Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Also available to anyone with a coupla hundred cash net Ho's
Gahh i had heard about that site a while ago, and then last week in Vegas it was driven home to me just HOW low even the hottest young things have driven their prices....it's so pathetic yet totally fucking .... I mean it seems to me typical pricing for high quality fucking and gobbling has halved since the beginning of the year....I see extremely hott 18-25 year old whores offering "EVERYTHING" for 350-400 for 2 (TWO) hours!?!?!?! WTF!!!!
I have been used to paying 2 grand for "an evening" (plus a tip that may encompass a variety of mediums of exchange -- gift card/certificate, pills, pot, or a few more Benjamins) paid to High end Stripper caliber chicks or extremely selective, mid 30s-ish whores who actually have some other career. Nowadays, 2 grand will get you 2 nights, plus wakeup BJs, PLUS Cleaning and Cooking (well, cooking their next shot of Meth or smack, but cooking nonetheless...)
THIS speaks, in part to the perception that the economy is fucked, but it speaks MORE to the total moral breakdown that exists in today's WHORE demographic pool.
Let's face it, today's whores (especially aged 25 and younger), are totally lazy, morally bankrupt and perverted....why? well, the fact that their parents (today's forty-somethings) are also fucked up narcissists has a lot to do with it, but the prevalence of drugs, AND the saturation of porn thAT kids have seen since 1998 on the internet has bred and continues to breed generations of perverted, lazy, morally bankrupt people .... and in particular, whores who have NO problem doing the most explicit, fucked up things for amounts of money that, only a few years ago, would probably only get you a handjob or MAYBE a condom-covered BJ.
A week ago friday (july 10) at 4 am, I was sitting in the Golden Nugget, downtown Las Vegas, at a Video Poker Bar drinking a Ginger Ale...up prances "Carrie", a cute little blond dressed in a light sweater (it's fucking freezing inside the casinos in summer) and a pair of True Religion jeans. She wasnt breathtakingly hott, but cute with a nice little body, despite the most subtle, earliest stages of meeth (yes, i could tell, this little girl, who couldnt have been more than 20-21, liked the which only added to my initial curiosity and interest.) Here's how the convo went, more or less:
Carrie: <giggle> "Are you winning?" <sips drink, more giggles>
Me, leaning back in Bar chair, putting a foot on my wheelchair seat: "Not really, but not losing either, just spinning my wheels..."
Carrie (gets joke/pun): "Hehe....do you have a room here?" *puts hand on my knee*
Me: "Umm maybe...what's your name?"
Carrie: "Carrie...lets go up to your room sweetie.."
Me: "Ha, subtle...here, sit here for a minute, I want to talk to you.." *Puts ten bucks in Video Pok-her machine next to my seat* "... let me get you another drink, what is that...?"
Carrie: "Grey Goose and Tonic...thanks...so how long are you here?"
Me: "A few days...so do you usually work Downtown?" (I ask this with a bit of surprise, because prostitution, while illegal in clark county Nevada, carries RADICALLY different penalties if one is busted Downtown versus on the Strip...Downtown tends to carry heavier sentences and fines)
Carrie: "well it's been slow ... very slow lately.." *she then cashes out the ten bucks I put in the machine for her and puts the ticket in her bag, which tells me either (1) SHE is kinda desperate or (2) she isnt frivolous or stupid and doesnt want to blow even small amounts of money on bullshit* "So would you be interested in some company, I think you are cute and you seem nice?" *she endearingly puts her head onto my shoulder and grabs my other knee*
Me: "well honestly, i was going to bed in a few, but I am a little interested....why dont you tell me some specifics and then give me your number, or meet me here tomorrow night..."
Carrie, a little miffed but not overly so: "Hmmm well, I generally like to spend at least 2 hours together....you sure you dont want some company now sweetie? We'll have fun, it'll be LOTS of FUN!!!?!? No...??? Well, can you do 500 for 2 hours??"
Me: "I can do better than that if I call you, or if you are here tomorrow...just leave it at that, ok?"
She gives me a little peck, scribbles her number on a scratch pad, and then prances to the other side of the casino, while I sit there and marvel at how CHEAP this little, cute whore really is.....it was not long ago that 500 bucks was typical for 1 (ONE) hour in Las vegas, and now it gets you 2 (two) hours??!?!?!
Just as in real Estate, there are tons of bargains to be had these days in cum gobbling as well. And FYI -- My real reason for not inviting carrie up to my room and dropping 3 loads down her throat was the previous night, I had gone to Treasures and "injured" my eye when a whore-stripper poked it with her nipple in an impaired lap dance, and I had medicated myself to the point where dropping 3 loads down a cute chick's throat, while a nice idea, wasnt feasible at the moment
But yeah kidzzz...now's the time to hire that whore you've been lusting after, and thus fulfill that itch you just cant scratch watching Gia jergens Feeding Frenzy or DTH 13 scenes. Just make sure you post here about how stupid/sick/low you feel THE minute after you pop in that whore's mouth....you all know what I'm talkin' about.
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