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#437000 - 07/23/09 08:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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This is the first time I've ever been compared to Floyd the barber. I'll take it.
That's the thing about a Southerner- even one like Andy Griffith or to a lesser extent me...you think you are insulting us but we know better.
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#437001 - 07/23/09 10:39 PM
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southern industrial complex = Slavery
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#437003 - 07/24/09 12:02 AM
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Big wheels keep on turning Carry me home to see my kin Singing songs about the Southland I miss Alabamy once again And I think its a sin, yes
Well I heard mister Young sing about her Well, I heard ole Neil put her down Well, I hope Neil Young will remember A Southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet Home Alabama Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the governor Now we all did what we could do Now Watergate does not bother me Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet Home Alabama Lord, I'm coming home to you Here I come Alabama
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two Lord they get me off so much They pick me up when I'm feeling blue Now how about you?
Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet Home Alabama Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama Oh sweet home baby Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet Home Alabama Lordy Lord, I'm coming home to you Yea, yea Montgomery's got the answer
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#437004 - 07/24/09 07:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Elab just has his panties in a bind because no one has ever written a song about Oregon. This is what happens when your greatest contribution to music is Quarterflash.
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#437006 - 07/24/09 01:29 PM
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Elab just has his panties in a bind because no one has ever written a song about Oregon. This is what happens when your greatest contribution to music is Quarterflash.
Well, the world has seven wonders that the trav'lers always tell,
Some gardens and some towers, I guess you know them well,
But now the greatest wonder is in Uncle Sam's fair land,
It's the big Columbia River and the big Grand Coulee Dam.
She heads up the Canadian Rockies where the rippling waters glide,
Comes a-roaring down the canyon to meet the salty tide,
Of the wide Pacific Ocean where the sun sets in the West
And the big Grand Coulee country in the land I love the best.
In the misty crystal glitter of that wild and wind ward spray,
Men have fought the pounding waters and met a watery grave,
Well, she tore their boats to splinters but she gave men dreams to dream
Of the day the Coulee Dam would cross that wild and wasted stream.
Uncle Sam took up the challenge in the year of 'thrity-three,
For the farmer and the factory and all of you and me,
He said, "Roll along, Columbia, you can ramble to the sea,
But river, while you're rambling, you can do some work for me."
Now in Washington and Oregon you can hear the factories hum,
Making chrome and making manganese and light aluminum,
And there roars the flying fortress now to fight for Uncle Sam,
Spawned upon the King Columbia by the big Grand Coulee Dam.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#437007 - 07/24/09 05:13 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
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The American Civil War was fought to abolish slavery.
No it wasn't! Get your facts straight.
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#437008 - 07/24/09 05:16 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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The Confederates fought to preserve slavery.
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#437010 - 07/24/09 06:00 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
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The Confederates fought to preserve slavery.
The Confederates fought to preserve the central bankers interests. This was the key driving force behind the conflict.
Preserving slavery was not as important as you have been led to believe.
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#437012 - 07/27/09 07:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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southern industrial complex = Slavery
This just proves that you know absolutely nothing about American History. Be sure to expose your ignorance anytime, we really enjoy the laugh.
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The American Civil War was fought to abolish slavery.
No it wasn't! Get your facts straight.
Am I going to have to start calling you eagle eyes too? Read my post again and this time think 'context'.
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#437013 - 07/27/09 12:45 PM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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The Confederates fought to preserve slavery.
The Confederates fought to preserve the central bankers interests. This was the key driving force behind the conflict.
Preserving slavery was not as important as you have been led to believe.
What central bankers? A central bank was established in this country until the early 20th century.
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#437014 - 07/27/09 03:36 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
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The American Civil War was fought to abolish slavery.
No it wasn't! Get your facts straight.
Am I going to have to start calling you eagle eyes too? Read my post again and this time think 'context'.
Nope, I get it.
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#437015 - 07/27/09 03:42 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
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The Confederates fought to preserve slavery.
The Confederates fought to preserve the central bankers interests. This was the key driving force behind the conflict.
Preserving slavery was not as important as you have been led to believe.
What central bankers? A central bank was established in this country until the early 20th century.
Actually, the Federal Reserve banking act was the first time they had established a lasting stranglehold over this nation, which they would have achieved sooner if the south had won.
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#437016 - 07/27/09 03:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Let me explain further. The central bankers, which are headed by the house of Rothschild, had gained limited control of our currency thru the Bank of America act in the 1820's.
The Southerns were in favor of them establishing a Central bank, and the Northerners were opposed to it.
This was the deciding factor that led to the Civil War.
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#437017 - 07/28/09 08:00 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
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Loc: State of Moral Decay
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southern industrial complex = Slavery
Really? I doubt that BMW, Toyota, GM, CNN, IBM or Scientific Atlanta are operating their businesses with slaves down below the Mason-Dixon, do you?
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#437020 - 07/28/09 08:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Don’t worry Elabagunker I will forgive your uninformed ignorance. Do you not consider steel mills and ship building yards industry? Chemical plants, munitions plants, and textile mills all destroyed in the northern effort to keep the southern man down. The south repelled the north for several years at the start of the war and that alone should tell you that their industrial output had to be very close to that of the north, but what should I expect, teaching a liberal deductive reasoning is 10 times more difficult than teaching a dog calculus.
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#437021 - 07/28/09 09:16 AM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Let me explain further. The central bankers, which are headed by the house of Rothschild, had gained limited control of our currency thru the Bank of America act in the 1820's.
The Southerns were in favor of them establishing a Central bank, and the Northerners were opposed to it.
This was the deciding factor that led to the Civil War.
This may be the funniest post ever.
Possibly, were it not so sad.
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#437023 - 07/28/09 01:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Who made their weapons? They made them. Who made the powder for those weapons? They did. Who made the locomotives to get the troops to the front? They did. Who made the uniforms for their soldiers? They did. Superior tacticians aside, the civil war was the first really industrial war.
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#437024 - 07/28/09 01:19 PM
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I'm not saying the south didn't have some industry it's just that out of all the industry in America at that time the north had approximately 70% of it. Also keep in mind that until the blockade began to have effect a lot of the south's shit came from France and England.
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#437025 - 07/28/09 01:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Which is the reason they had to build up their industrial base, although I think your numbers are low. After the war most of what was remaining was destroyed by the north. It's hard to foster an uprising if you can't make weapons.
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#437026 - 07/28/09 02:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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context is king... we were talking about during the Civil War. Sure now they can lure big business easily cuz they are verrrrry accommodating. It is easy to be able to offer low tax rates to outside business when your population is using so much of the national welfare moneys and you don't give a damn about the quality of education for the kids.
No, Elab, facts are king. Though that's never gotten in your way.
Welfare by States
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#437027 - 07/28/09 03:57 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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In the Land Of The Blind..The One-Eyed Man Is King...
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#437028 - 07/28/09 04:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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No, Elab, facts are king. Though that's never gotten in your way.
Welfare by States
Jesus Fucking Christ, no wonder California is going broke. I have to wonder how many of those 1,216,866 people were actually US citizens.
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#437029 - 07/28/09 08:58 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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you southern boobs... http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2004/09/red_states_feed.htmland this again approaches the hypocrisy thing that i know you have trouble understanding as shown from the replies to the republican sex scandal threads Like yr goofy ass Bobby Jindal railing against the stimulus package while being photographed giving checks from the US govt with HIS NAME on it... bottom line....secede for fucks sake
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#437030 - 07/28/09 11:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
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Let me explain further. The central bankers, which are headed by the house of Rothschild, had gained limited control of our currency thru the Bank of America act in the 1820's.
The Southerns were in favor of them establishing a Central bank, and the Northerners were opposed to it.
This was the deciding factor that led to the Civil War.
This may be the funniest post ever.
Possibly, were it not so sad.
Precious few know of mankind's true history. The rest are doomed to repeat it.
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#437031 - 07/29/09 04:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
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you southern boobs...
http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2004/09/red_states_feed.html
and this again approaches the hypocrisy thing that i know you have trouble understanding as shown from the replies to the republican sex scandal threads
Like yr goofy ass Bobby Jindal railing against the stimulus package while being photographed giving checks from the US govt with HIS NAME on it...
bottom line....secede for fucks sake
That's right Elab...get your material from this guy.
Besides, the guys chart is not what you said. You said "welfare". This chart only shows which states receive more federal dollars than they pay in. Well, dunderhead, those dollars are spent on things like military bases and nuclear waste dumps and other things those precious blue states don't want within their borders. It's not the same thing at all.
Thanks for playing along though, we have some nice parting gifts for you...
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#437033 - 08/08/09 12:30 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
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Crackers say what?
You're a no talent bitch that contributes nothing to this board. However, you can redeem yourself by finding the nearest bedroom closet in your trailer and using the laces from your skechers to hang yourself. Problem solved. Thanks.
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#437034 - 08/08/09 10:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Fantastic.
I was looking for a reason NOT to post to this board, buy your love has convinced me otherwise....
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