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#437000 - 07/23/09 08:24 PM Re: Fuck The South
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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This is the first time I've ever been compared to Floyd the barber. I'll take it.

That's the thing about a Southerner- even one like Andy Griffith or to a lesser extent me...you think you are insulting us but we know better.

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#437001 - 07/23/09 10:39 PM Re: Fuck The South
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southern industrial complex = Slavery
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#437002 - 07/24/09 12:00 AM Re: Fuck The South
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#437003 - 07/24/09 12:02 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the Southland
I miss Alabamy once again
And I think its a sin, yes

Well I heard mister Young sing about her
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

In Birmingham they love the governor
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue
Now how about you?

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

Sweet home Alabama
Oh sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue
And the governor's true
Sweet Home Alabama
Lordy
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Yea, yea Montgomery's got the answer
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#437004 - 07/24/09 07:05 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Elab just has his panties in a bind because no one has ever written a song about Oregon. This is what happens when your greatest contribution to music is Quarterflash.
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#437005 - 07/24/09 12:50 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

you think you are insulting us




I've never insulted you (or H2C fo rthat matter!)
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#437006 - 07/24/09 01:29 PM Re: Fuck The South
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Quote:

Elab just has his panties in a bind because no one has ever written a song about Oregon. This is what happens when your greatest contribution to music is Quarterflash.






Well, the world has seven wonders that the trav'lers always tell,
Some gardens and some towers, I guess you know them well,
But now the greatest wonder is in Uncle Sam's fair land,
It's the big Columbia River and the big Grand Coulee Dam.

She heads up the Canadian Rockies where the rippling waters glide,
Comes a-roaring down the canyon to meet the salty tide,
Of the wide Pacific Ocean where the sun sets in the West
And the big Grand Coulee country in the land I love the best.

In the misty crystal glitter of that wild and wind ward spray,
Men have fought the pounding waters and met a watery grave,
Well, she tore their boats to splinters but she gave men dreams to dream
Of the day the Coulee Dam would cross that wild and wasted stream.

Uncle Sam took up the challenge in the year of 'thrity-three,
For the farmer and the factory and all of you and me,
He said, "Roll along, Columbia, you can ramble to the sea,
But river, while you're rambling, you can do some work for me."

Now in Washington and Oregon you can hear the factories hum,
Making chrome and making manganese and light aluminum,
And there roars the flying fortress now to fight for Uncle Sam,
Spawned upon the King Columbia by the big Grand Coulee Dam.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#437007 - 07/24/09 05:13 PM Re: Fuck The South
Perverted Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Quote:

The American Civil War was fought to abolish slavery.




No it wasn't! Get your facts straight.
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#437008 - 07/24/09 05:16 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
The Confederates fought to preserve slavery.

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#437009 - 07/24/09 05:26 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

you think you are insulting us




I've never insulted you (or H2C fo rthat matter!)




I thought it was a fair comparison and I doubt Bornyos statement was directed your way. I'm sure they both laughed
while staring down the scope..
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#437010 - 07/24/09 06:00 PM Re: Fuck The South
Perverted Offline
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Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Quote:

The Confederates fought to preserve slavery.




The Confederates fought to preserve the central bankers interests. This was the key driving force behind the conflict.

Preserving slavery was not as important as you have been led to believe.
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#437011 - 07/25/09 01:01 AM Re: Fuck The South
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Thank you professor...


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#437012 - 07/27/09 07:20 AM Re: Fuck The South
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

southern industrial complex = Slavery




This just proves that you know absolutely nothing about American History. Be sure to expose your ignorance anytime, we really enjoy the laugh.

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Another great southerner and fellow Okie.


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Quote:

Quote:

The American Civil War was fought to abolish slavery.




No it wasn't! Get your facts straight.




Am I going to have to start calling you eagle eyes too? Read my post again and this time think 'context'.

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#437013 - 07/27/09 12:45 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Quote:

The Confederates fought to preserve slavery.




The Confederates fought to preserve the central bankers interests. This was the key driving force behind the conflict.

Preserving slavery was not as important as you have been led to believe.




What central bankers? A central bank was established in this country until the early 20th century.
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#437014 - 07/27/09 03:36 PM Re: Fuck The South
Perverted Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Quote:

The American Civil War was fought to abolish slavery.




No it wasn't! Get your facts straight.




Am I going to have to start calling you eagle eyes too? Read my post again and this time think 'context'.




Nope, I get it.
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#437015 - 07/27/09 03:42 PM Re: Fuck The South
Perverted Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

The Confederates fought to preserve slavery.




The Confederates fought to preserve the central bankers interests. This was the key driving force behind the conflict.

Preserving slavery was not as important as you have been led to believe.




What central bankers? A central bank was established in this country until the early 20th century.




Actually, the Federal Reserve banking act was the first time they had established a lasting stranglehold over this nation, which they would have achieved sooner if the south had won.
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#437016 - 07/27/09 03:49 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Let me explain further. The central bankers, which are headed by the house of Rothschild, had gained limited control of our currency thru the Bank of America act in the 1820's.

The Southerns were in favor of them establishing a Central bank, and the Northerners were opposed to it.

This was the deciding factor that led to the Civil War.
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#437017 - 07/28/09 08:00 AM Re: Fuck The South
SexDJ Offline
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Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
Quote:

southern industrial complex = Slavery



Really? I doubt that BMW, Toyota, GM, CNN, IBM or Scientific Atlanta are operating their businesses with slaves down below the Mason-Dixon, do you?

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#437018 - 07/28/09 08:26 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Let me explain further. The central bankers, which are headed by the house of Rothschild, had gained limited control of our currency thru the Bank of America act in the 1820's.

The Southerns were in favor of them establishing a Central bank, and the Northerners were opposed to it.

This was the deciding factor that led to the Civil War.




This may be the funniest post ever.

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#437019 - 07/28/09 08:28 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Really? I doubt that BMW, Toyota, GM, CNN, IBM or Scientific Atlanta are operating their businesses with slaves down below the Mason-Dixon, do you?




context is king... we were talking about during the Civil War. Sure now they can lure big business easily cuz they are verrrrry accommodating. It is easy to be able to offer low tax rates to outside business when your population is using so much of the national welfare moneys and you don't give a damn about the quality of education for the kids.
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#437020 - 07/28/09 08:54 AM Re: Fuck The South
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Don’t worry Elabagunker I will forgive your uninformed ignorance. Do you not consider steel mills and ship building yards industry? Chemical plants, munitions plants, and textile mills all destroyed in the northern effort to keep the southern man down. The south repelled the north for several years at the start of the war and that alone should tell you that their industrial output had to be very close to that of the north, but what should I expect, teaching a liberal deductive reasoning is 10 times more difficult than teaching a dog calculus.

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#437021 - 07/28/09 09:16 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Quote:

Let me explain further. The central bankers, which are headed by the house of Rothschild, had gained limited control of our currency thru the Bank of America act in the 1820's.

The Southerns were in favor of them establishing a Central bank, and the Northerners were opposed to it.

This was the deciding factor that led to the Civil War.




This may be the funniest post ever.






Possibly, were it not so sad.
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#437022 - 07/28/09 01:03 PM Re: Fuck The South
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

The south repelled the north for several years at the start of the war and that alone should tell you that their industrial output had to be very close to that of the north,




The south repelled the north for several years because of superior military leadership, (Lee, Jackson, etc) not because the industrial base was similar.
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#437023 - 07/28/09 01:11 PM Re: Fuck The South
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Who made their weapons? They made them. Who made the powder for those weapons? They did. Who made the locomotives to get the troops to the front? They did. Who made the uniforms for their soldiers? They did. Superior tacticians aside, the civil war was the first really industrial war.

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#437024 - 07/28/09 01:19 PM Re: Fuck The South
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
I'm not saying the south didn't have some industry it's just that out of all the industry in America at that time the north had approximately 70% of it. Also keep in mind that until the blockade began to have effect a lot of the south's shit came from France and England.
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#437025 - 07/28/09 01:26 PM Re: Fuck The South
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Which is the reason they had to build up their industrial base, although I think your numbers are low. After the war most of what was remaining was destroyed by the north. It's hard to foster an uprising if you can't make weapons.

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#437026 - 07/28/09 02:20 PM Re: Fuck The South
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


context is king... we were talking about during the Civil War. Sure now they can lure big business easily cuz they are verrrrry accommodating. It is easy to be able to offer low tax rates to outside business when your population is using so much of the national welfare moneys and you don't give a damn about the quality of education for the kids.





No, Elab, facts are king. Though that's never gotten in your way.

Welfare by States

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#437027 - 07/28/09 03:57 PM Re: Fuck The South
SexDJ Offline
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Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
In the Land Of The Blind..The One-Eyed Man Is King...

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#437028 - 07/28/09 04:03 PM Re: Fuck The South
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


No, Elab, facts are king. Though that's never gotten in your way.

Welfare by States





Jesus Fucking Christ, no wonder California is going broke. I have to wonder how many of those 1,216,866 people were actually US citizens.

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#437029 - 07/28/09 08:58 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
you southern boobs...

http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2004/09/red_states_feed.html


and this again approaches the hypocrisy thing that i know you have trouble understanding as shown from the replies to the republican sex scandal threads

Like yr goofy ass Bobby Jindal railing against the stimulus package while being photographed giving checks from the US govt with HIS NAME on it...

bottom line....secede for fucks sake
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#437030 - 07/28/09 11:02 PM Re: Fuck The South
Perverted Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Let me explain further. The central bankers, which are headed by the house of Rothschild, had gained limited control of our currency thru the Bank of America act in the 1820's.

The Southerns were in favor of them establishing a Central bank, and the Northerners were opposed to it.

This was the deciding factor that led to the Civil War.




This may be the funniest post ever.




Possibly, were it not so sad.




Precious few know of mankind's true history. The rest are doomed to repeat it.
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#437031 - 07/29/09 04:59 AM Re: Fuck The South
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

you southern boobs...

http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2004/09/red_states_feed.html


and this again approaches the hypocrisy thing that i know you have trouble understanding as shown from the replies to the republican sex scandal threads

Like yr goofy ass Bobby Jindal railing against the stimulus package while being photographed giving checks from the US govt with HIS NAME on it...

bottom line....secede for fucks sake






That's right Elab...get your material from this guy.

Besides, the guys chart is not what you said. You said "welfare". This chart only shows which states receive more federal dollars than they pay in. Well, dunderhead, those dollars are spent on things like military bases and nuclear waste dumps and other things those precious blue states don't want within their borders. It's not the same thing at all.

Thanks for playing along though, we have some nice parting gifts for you...

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#437032 - 07/31/09 10:04 PM Re: Fuck The South
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Crackers say what?

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#437033 - 08/08/09 12:30 AM Re: Fuck The South
papercut Offline
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Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

Crackers say what?




You're a no talent bitch that contributes nothing to this board. However, you can redeem yourself by finding the nearest bedroom closet in your trailer and using the laces from your skechers to hang yourself. Problem solved. Thanks.
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#437034 - 08/08/09 10:58 PM Re: Fuck The South
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Fantastic.

I was looking for a reason NOT to post to this board, buy your love has convinced me otherwise....



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