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#436950 - 07/16/09 12:38 AM Fuck The South
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November 3, 2004

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.

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#436951 - 07/16/09 03:28 AM Re: Fuck The South
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If I'm not mistaken, Washington and Jefferson were Southerners. It was Continental regulars and militia from North and South Carolina who drove Cornwallis from the Carolinas and trapped him inside Yorktown.
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#436952 - 07/16/09 04:36 AM Re: Fuck The South
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I don't think either Washington or Jefferson would have considered themselves southerners. I grew up in the shadow of George Washington (my house was formerly part of his farm) and received at least a small portion of my education at Mr. Jefferson's University.

I now live in the deep south and have difficulty with many of these issues... No matter.

Neither George nor Tom were Southerners in their own minds (nor are the people who currently live in the same regions) regardless of whether southerners claim them or the Mason-Dixon line boundaries define them otherwise.

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#436953 - 07/16/09 08:48 AM Re: Fuck The South
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yeah fuck the south...

They are retarded. Isn't that why all the failed porners go to Florida?

plus they sound like idiots when they talk with their retarded ass accents

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#436954 - 07/16/09 11:11 AM Re: Fuck The South
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yeah fuck the south...

They are retarded. Isn't that why all the failed porners go to Florida?

plus they sound like idiots when they talk with their retarded ass accents






No accent is worse than a Boston accent. Period. Brooklyn accents come in a close second. Third would be Georgia.

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#436955 - 07/16/09 11:23 AM Re: Fuck The South
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yeah fuck the south...

They are retarded. Isn't that why all the failed porners go to Florida?

plus they sound like idiots when they talk with their retarded ass accents






No accent is worse than a Boston accent. Period. Brooklyn accents come in a close second. Third would be Georgia.



What about Joyzee?

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#436956 - 07/16/09 12:40 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Yeah, but can ya make ribs, yankee boy?



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#436957 - 07/16/09 01:02 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Pfffft. Carpetbaggers wouldn't know good ribs from rat meat.

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#436958 - 07/16/09 03:01 PM Re: Fuck The South
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I don't think either Washington or Jefferson would have considered themselves southerners. I grew up in the shadow of George Washington (my house was formerly part of his farm) and received at least a small portion of my education at Mr. Jefferson's University.

I now live in the deep south and have difficulty with many of these issues... No matter.

Neither George nor Tom were Southerners in their own minds (nor are the people who currently live in the same regions) regardless of whether southerners claim them or the Mason-Dixon line boundaries define them otherwise.






During the days of the Revolution, the differences between the North and South were probably not as pronounced as they were after the War of 1812 and the Louisiana Purchase. It was the question of slavery's place in westward expansion that created the divide within the United States. So yes, Washington and Jefferson would likely have thought of themselves not so much as "Southerners" but rather Virginians. The question is whether they would have regarded themselves more as Virginians than Americans, as Robt. E. Lee did.
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#436959 - 07/17/09 12:12 AM Re: Fuck The South
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#436960 - 07/17/09 12:10 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Bug man must be off the meds. Need to chill man.
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#436961 - 07/17/09 08:32 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Take is as red state vs blue instead of North vs South and I agree. All the biggest loudest screamers about "morality" are the ones fucking hookers,cheating on their spouses, getting divorces and sucking from the Jack Daniels bottle like its Mommy's teat.

I grew up in the Northeast...spent all but the last 9 yrs of my life there. I'm in the adult industry. But you know what? I'm a better person (call it morals if you like..but since that word is so subjective not to mention abused) then all the militant right wingers out there. I dont drink,dont do drugs,dont cheat,and dont spend every second trying to figure out a new way to fleece the public.

So all the Rush Limbaugh touting, Sarah Palin lovin', "Christians" can suck my ass!
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#436962 - 07/17/09 08:48 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Mr. 2cit said:
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Pfffft. Carpetbaggers wouldn't know good ribs from rat meat.



This thread kicks so much ass. It'll knock the teeth right out of those sad, drunken, southern fucks. If they got any left. Maybe when Bornyo is done fucking his sister, I mean his wife he can come check it out. Been a gosh darn long time I ain't seen that boy 'round hea.
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#436963 - 07/17/09 09:14 PM Re: Fuck The South
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If they're going to build a new Great Wall to keep the Mexicans out, the Wall should take a hard left and include Texas and Oklahoma, turn right to include Arkansas, curve upward to include Kentucky, continue upwards to include West Virginia (not so much "South", but run like a Southern state with bonus coal) and finish up somewhere in Virginia dependent upon, if by that time, the terrified residents offer George Allen and Oliver North as apologetic sacrifices to the remorseless and vengeful Wall.
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#436964 - 07/17/09 10:09 PM Re: Fuck The South
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I agree politically, but I enjoy recreation in Alabama, the Florida panhandle, Kentucky, and West Virginia. I had a good time in Texas in 1976 in the service. North Carolina was very good to me. I don't like the Northeast, because it seems the people there have to prove to you they are assholes before they will do any decent business with you.

The Midwest is OK, a little boring. I haven't been out West in a very long time.

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#436965 - 07/17/09 10:47 PM Re: Fuck The South
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I agree politically



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#436966 - 07/18/09 06:12 AM Re: Fuck The South
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If they're going to build a new Great Wall to keep the Mexicans out, the Wall should take a hard left and include Texas and Oklahoma, turn right to include Arkansas, curve upward to include Kentucky, continue upwards to include West Virginia (not so much "South", but run like a Southern state with bonus coal) and finish up somewhere in Virginia dependent upon, if by that time, the terrified residents offer George Allen and Oliver North as apologetic sacrifices to the remorseless and vengeful Wall.





I believe this was already tried in 1861. I think a sequel would suck just as bad. BTW if you would have done this in the 1960s the Republicans would have sat their ass in the Oval Office the whole period of 1953 to 2009.
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#436967 - 07/19/09 07:26 PM Re: Fuck The South
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BTW if you would have done this in the 1960s the Republicans would have sat their ass in the Oval Office the whole period of 1953 to 2009.




The Repugs already did it Harmonica Man!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy

"In American politics, the Southern strategy refers to a Republican method of winning Southern states in the latter decades of the 20th century and first decade of the 21st century by exploiting racism among white voters. Some analysts think widespread demographic shifts and the election of Barack Obama as president in 2008 are signs that the Southern strategy is declining in significance."

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#436968 - 07/20/09 05:48 AM Re: Fuck The South
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We'd have no compunction about secession, especially with our vast natural gas and oil reserves along with our much more fertile farmlands. But, were not angry little liberals who get mad and threaten to leave the country, and take all our toys with us, when things don't go our way. Sup Susan Sarandon?

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#436969 - 07/20/09 10:47 PM Re: Fuck The South
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But, were not angry little liberals who get mad and threaten to leave the country, and take all our toys with us, when things don't go our way.




Gov Perry and other southerners are saying JUST THAT! And yr fail queen Palin was part of a secessionist party. Such good Americans!

man you wingers are just oblivious to yr own shit stank!
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#436970 - 07/20/09 11:17 PM Re: Fuck The South
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#436971 - 07/21/09 05:45 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Gov Perry and other southerners are saying JUST THAT! And yr fail queen Palin was part of a secessionist party. Such good Americans!

man you wingers are just oblivious to yr own shit stank!





Gov. Perry is about to be involved in a very hairy state election against strong enemies in his own party. The secession talk was just a public demonstration of states rights, like the tea parties.

Of course he is a republican so, in your one track mind, he can't be allowed to be defiant against the powers in charge of DC. People might emulate him and pretty soon no one will want that trillion dollar health care, you know the one that will end up costing tens of trillions dollars in the end.

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#436972 - 07/21/09 07:41 AM Re: Fuck The South
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yeah fuck the south...

They are retarded. Isn't that why all the failed porners go to Florida?

plus they sound like idiots when they talk with their retarded ass accents






The facts- yes the south is a little slower, must be the gene pools-


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#436973 - 07/21/09 08:08 AM Re: Fuck The South
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The facts- yes the south is a little slower, must be the gene pools-





Or the continued subjugation of the south by the northern aggressor. The south has been kept down like a third world country since the end of the civil war.

While the northern liberals fall deeper and deeper into grips of European style socialism the south continues to gain ground economically and educationally. You can't keep us down forever carpetbaggers.

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#436974 - 07/21/09 09:00 AM Re: Fuck The South
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have2 that is just silly...the South uses far more of them " European style socialism" you talk about than any region in the country.

I am tired of my Tax Dollars supporting inbred sloppy slow tongued mouth breathers!!!1!
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#436975 - 07/21/09 09:16 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Because of the continuing northern oppression of the south we have a higher level of welfare recipients, correct.

I'm tired of my tax dollars going to create government jobs that do nothing but put a further financial burden on the citizens of this country.

PS you need to say to your lord and master BO: "Hey, it's the economy stupid"

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#436976 - 07/21/09 04:07 PM Re: Fuck The South
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The average IQ in the South is lower because the South has more blacks. You'd have to be blind not to see that.
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#436977 - 07/21/09 05:46 PM Re: Fuck The South
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The Joe Pa fan speaks the truth.

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#436978 - 07/21/09 07:11 PM Re: Fuck The South
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you know the one that will end up costing tens of trillions dollars in the end.




Oh you mean the one that the majority of Americans want and only those politicians who are bankrolled by the insurance industry are against?



Quote:

The Joe Pa fan speaks the truth.





aw wtf do you know? You are from the South
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#436979 - 07/21/09 10:14 PM Re: Fuck The South
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American by birth, Southern by the grace of god!
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#436980 - 07/21/09 11:37 PM Re: Fuck The South
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you know the one that will end up costing tens of trillions dollars in the end.




Oh you mean the one that the majority of Americans want and only those politicians who are bankrolled by the insurance industry are against?




a majority of americans want heath care reform, just not obama's idea of reform. the polls aren't exactly bo's best friend lately. taxpayers, fresh from getting burned by a 1000 page 787 billion dollar failed stimulus full of lib pet projects that no dem read in its entirety, are reasonably skeptical. no amount of scare mongering or straw man arguments hoping to push obamacare through congress before august is going to change the publics fear of another bo shit sandwich that the american taxpayer has to fund. this is the era of hopenchange, transparency and rejection of "business as usual" in washington damn it! why is actually reading the bills before they vote on them and taking the time to get things right too much to ask?

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As President Barack Obama pushes back against critics of his health care plan, a new national poll indicates that half the country disapproves of how he's handling the issue.

That's the finding in a USA Today/Gallup poll released Tuesday. Forty-four percent of those questioned in the survey approve of how Obama's dealing with health care, while 50 percent do not.

The poll is the fourth national survey in the past month to suggest that the president's approval rating on health care reform is now under 50 percent, joining an ABC News/Washington Post poll, a CBS News survey, and a Quinnipiac University poll. It is the first poll to show the number who disapprove of Obama's track record on health care higher than the number who give Obama a positive rating on that issue.




cnn
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#436981 - 07/22/09 12:58 AM Re: Fuck The South
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king you are typing a whole lot of nothing man
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#436982 - 07/22/09 01:30 AM Re: Fuck The South
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king you are typing a whole lot of nothing man




ouch, that's a surgical cut, recovery is impossible.

my bad. I should know better than competing with your epic "a whole lot of everything man"...posts

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aw wtf do you know? You are from the South




i'm crushed
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#436983 - 07/22/09 01:31 AM Re: Fuck The South
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^ King is a man?
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#436984 - 07/22/09 01:59 AM Re: Fuck The South
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King is a man?




sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!11!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!

negotiations are ongoing.
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#436985 - 07/22/09 02:36 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Must.be.a.drag.
What gender were you born?

Do you like to?
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#436986 - 07/22/09 06:27 AM Re: Fuck The South
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No way elabagunker, no one, i repeat no one, wants Obamacare just as, with about the same majority in Congress, no one wanted Shillarycare. Fix it right or don't fuck with it at all and it doesn't have to cost 10 trillion dollars. It's the same with commodities purchases as well. You don't have to spend 16 million dollars to get 8 million dollars worth of canned ham.

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#436987 - 07/22/09 04:14 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Fix it right or don't fuck with it at all...




Yeah, leave it alone, it's working so damn well...

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#436988 - 07/23/09 05:27 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Ah, don't give up hope yet skippy. Those blue dogs are bound to have some skeletons in their closet that the pres can exploit with a little Chicago style politics.

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#436989 - 07/23/09 10:48 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Because of the continuing northern oppression of the south we have a higher level of welfare recipients, correct.





I can't even tell when you're kidding....
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#436990 - 07/23/09 11:14 AM Re: Fuck The South
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I'm not surprised eagle eyes. You must of had one of those European designed history books, you know the ones that says Napoleon actually won at Waterloo.

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#436991 - 07/23/09 01:25 PM Re: Fuck The South
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All my literature is euro-centric. Only lately have I learned that Columbus was a rapist and murderer, that Africans invented mathematices, that California was stolen from the Mexicans, and that southerners are oppressed by their evil northern overlords. Fight the Power, Cit!
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#436992 - 07/23/09 01:48 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Good to see you’ve picked up on how to read. Then you know about the dismantling of the southern industrial complex after the civil war, seizing of the banks, land, the destruction of the rail roads, and commercial ports. Not to mention the genocidal march of Sherman. You’ll also know that the south is last in funding for education, roads, and first for welfare. This is a legacy of our less than citizen status, left over from the civil war.

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#436993 - 07/23/09 02:16 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Wow. I didn't know a white man faced such horrible injustice in the richest, most powerful nation on earth. Aren't you the same guys telling the negroes to "get over it"?


I thought victim complex was the providence of those damn liberals you hate so fucking much.


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#436994 - 07/23/09 02:34 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Of course you didn't know, you're Canadian so the only things you know about US culture are what you've gleaned from TV and movies.

We've never hid under a victimization umbrella and have always been driven to better ourselves. Admitting it exists and living with it every minute of our lives until it's an absolute obsession are two different things, sup professor gates?

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#436995 - 07/23/09 02:54 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Forgive me. We dumb Canucks should know everything about American History.You're right about the TV thing. Was your life more like the Dukes of Hazzard or Hee Haw growing up?
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#436996 - 07/23/09 03:43 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Don't get your panties in a twist, I wouldn't expect anyone from another country to know it. It's not like they show that part of it in the movies, just like they gloss over a lot of history. I can probably sum up what you learned about the civil war in a few lines.

The American Civil War was fought to abolish slavery.

The North won.

Yay Lincoln!

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#436997 - 07/23/09 04:50 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Forgive me. We dumb Canucks should know everything about American History.You're right about the TV thing. Was your life more like the Dukes of Hazzard or Hee Haw growing up?




I see H2C as more Like Mr. Hainey on Green Acres. Bornyo is a character right out of the Andy Griffith Show.
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#436998 - 07/23/09 04:53 PM Re: Fuck The South
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I can probably sum up what you learned about the civil war in a few lines.






Yeah you could think that.
I actually took the time to read up on such stuff (casually) after the Nathan Bedford Forrest statue got built. The article I read on it (in Vanity Fair) seemed a little one-sided. Sure, the south got a bad rap, and Grant and Lincoln were probably way bigger racists than Lee, Forrest etc. I am not even opposed to the argument of secession. this dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1KBMnj4BJY

(i sent Bornyo his page, too, btw) has been able to couch some great arguments without blaming those "damn liberals" and "socialists" and "Keith Olbermann". You oughta try it some time.

It's the "South's Gunna raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahze agin" and the victim mentality that I find a drag. but, hey, whatever floats your boat.

Anyway , this thread is getting too serious. I'm gonna laugh at whores. Stay gold....


Edited by tattypatty (07/23/09 04:54 PM)
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#436999 - 07/23/09 05:17 PM Re: Fuck The South
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#437000 - 07/23/09 08:24 PM Re: Fuck The South
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This is the first time I've ever been compared to Floyd the barber. I'll take it.

That's the thing about a Southerner- even one like Andy Griffith or to a lesser extent me...you think you are insulting us but we know better.

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#437001 - 07/23/09 10:39 PM Re: Fuck The South
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southern industrial complex = Slavery
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#437002 - 07/24/09 12:00 AM Re: Fuck The South
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#437003 - 07/24/09 12:02 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the Southland
I miss Alabamy once again
And I think its a sin, yes

Well I heard mister Young sing about her
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

In Birmingham they love the governor
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue
Now how about you?

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

Sweet home Alabama
Oh sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue
And the governor's true
Sweet Home Alabama
Lordy
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Yea, yea Montgomery's got the answer
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#437004 - 07/24/09 07:05 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Elab just has his panties in a bind because no one has ever written a song about Oregon. This is what happens when your greatest contribution to music is Quarterflash.
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#437005 - 07/24/09 12:50 PM Re: Fuck The South
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you think you are insulting us




I've never insulted you (or H2C fo rthat matter!)
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#437006 - 07/24/09 01:29 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Elab just has his panties in a bind because no one has ever written a song about Oregon. This is what happens when your greatest contribution to music is Quarterflash.






Well, the world has seven wonders that the trav'lers always tell,
Some gardens and some towers, I guess you know them well,
But now the greatest wonder is in Uncle Sam's fair land,
It's the big Columbia River and the big Grand Coulee Dam.

She heads up the Canadian Rockies where the rippling waters glide,
Comes a-roaring down the canyon to meet the salty tide,
Of the wide Pacific Ocean where the sun sets in the West
And the big Grand Coulee country in the land I love the best.

In the misty crystal glitter of that wild and wind ward spray,
Men have fought the pounding waters and met a watery grave,
Well, she tore their boats to splinters but she gave men dreams to dream
Of the day the Coulee Dam would cross that wild and wasted stream.

Uncle Sam took up the challenge in the year of 'thrity-three,
For the farmer and the factory and all of you and me,
He said, "Roll along, Columbia, you can ramble to the sea,
But river, while you're rambling, you can do some work for me."

Now in Washington and Oregon you can hear the factories hum,
Making chrome and making manganese and light aluminum,
And there roars the flying fortress now to fight for Uncle Sam,
Spawned upon the King Columbia by the big Grand Coulee Dam.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#437007 - 07/24/09 05:13 PM Re: Fuck The South
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The American Civil War was fought to abolish slavery.




No it wasn't! Get your facts straight.
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#437008 - 07/24/09 05:16 PM Re: Fuck The South
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The Confederates fought to preserve slavery.

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#437009 - 07/24/09 05:26 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Quote:

Quote:

you think you are insulting us




I've never insulted you (or H2C fo rthat matter!)




I thought it was a fair comparison and I doubt Bornyos statement was directed your way. I'm sure they both laughed
while staring down the scope..
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#437010 - 07/24/09 06:00 PM Re: Fuck The South
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The Confederates fought to preserve slavery.




The Confederates fought to preserve the central bankers interests. This was the key driving force behind the conflict.

Preserving slavery was not as important as you have been led to believe.
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#437011 - 07/25/09 01:01 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Thank you professor...


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#437012 - 07/27/09 07:20 AM Re: Fuck The South
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southern industrial complex = Slavery




This just proves that you know absolutely nothing about American History. Be sure to expose your ignorance anytime, we really enjoy the laugh.

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Quote:

Quote:

The American Civil War was fought to abolish slavery.




No it wasn't! Get your facts straight.




Am I going to have to start calling you eagle eyes too? Read my post again and this time think 'context'.

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#437013 - 07/27/09 12:45 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Quote:

Quote:

The Confederates fought to preserve slavery.




The Confederates fought to preserve the central bankers interests. This was the key driving force behind the conflict.

Preserving slavery was not as important as you have been led to believe.




What central bankers? A central bank was established in this country until the early 20th century.
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#437014 - 07/27/09 03:36 PM Re: Fuck The South
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The American Civil War was fought to abolish slavery.




No it wasn't! Get your facts straight.




Am I going to have to start calling you eagle eyes too? Read my post again and this time think 'context'.




Nope, I get it.
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#437015 - 07/27/09 03:42 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

The Confederates fought to preserve slavery.




The Confederates fought to preserve the central bankers interests. This was the key driving force behind the conflict.

Preserving slavery was not as important as you have been led to believe.




What central bankers? A central bank was established in this country until the early 20th century.




Actually, the Federal Reserve banking act was the first time they had established a lasting stranglehold over this nation, which they would have achieved sooner if the south had won.
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#437016 - 07/27/09 03:49 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Let me explain further. The central bankers, which are headed by the house of Rothschild, had gained limited control of our currency thru the Bank of America act in the 1820's.

The Southerns were in favor of them establishing a Central bank, and the Northerners were opposed to it.

This was the deciding factor that led to the Civil War.
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#437017 - 07/28/09 08:00 AM Re: Fuck The South
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southern industrial complex = Slavery



Really? I doubt that BMW, Toyota, GM, CNN, IBM or Scientific Atlanta are operating their businesses with slaves down below the Mason-Dixon, do you?

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#437018 - 07/28/09 08:26 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Let me explain further. The central bankers, which are headed by the house of Rothschild, had gained limited control of our currency thru the Bank of America act in the 1820's.

The Southerns were in favor of them establishing a Central bank, and the Northerners were opposed to it.

This was the deciding factor that led to the Civil War.




This may be the funniest post ever.

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#437019 - 07/28/09 08:28 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Really? I doubt that BMW, Toyota, GM, CNN, IBM or Scientific Atlanta are operating their businesses with slaves down below the Mason-Dixon, do you?




context is king... we were talking about during the Civil War. Sure now they can lure big business easily cuz they are verrrrry accommodating. It is easy to be able to offer low tax rates to outside business when your population is using so much of the national welfare moneys and you don't give a damn about the quality of education for the kids.
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#437020 - 07/28/09 08:54 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Don’t worry Elabagunker I will forgive your uninformed ignorance. Do you not consider steel mills and ship building yards industry? Chemical plants, munitions plants, and textile mills all destroyed in the northern effort to keep the southern man down. The south repelled the north for several years at the start of the war and that alone should tell you that their industrial output had to be very close to that of the north, but what should I expect, teaching a liberal deductive reasoning is 10 times more difficult than teaching a dog calculus.

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#437021 - 07/28/09 09:16 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Quote:

Quote:

Let me explain further. The central bankers, which are headed by the house of Rothschild, had gained limited control of our currency thru the Bank of America act in the 1820's.

The Southerns were in favor of them establishing a Central bank, and the Northerners were opposed to it.

This was the deciding factor that led to the Civil War.




This may be the funniest post ever.






Possibly, were it not so sad.
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#437022 - 07/28/09 01:03 PM Re: Fuck The South
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The south repelled the north for several years at the start of the war and that alone should tell you that their industrial output had to be very close to that of the north,




The south repelled the north for several years because of superior military leadership, (Lee, Jackson, etc) not because the industrial base was similar.
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#437023 - 07/28/09 01:11 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Who made their weapons? They made them. Who made the powder for those weapons? They did. Who made the locomotives to get the troops to the front? They did. Who made the uniforms for their soldiers? They did. Superior tacticians aside, the civil war was the first really industrial war.

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#437024 - 07/28/09 01:19 PM Re: Fuck The South
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I'm not saying the south didn't have some industry it's just that out of all the industry in America at that time the north had approximately 70% of it. Also keep in mind that until the blockade began to have effect a lot of the south's shit came from France and England.
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#437025 - 07/28/09 01:26 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Which is the reason they had to build up their industrial base, although I think your numbers are low. After the war most of what was remaining was destroyed by the north. It's hard to foster an uprising if you can't make weapons.

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#437026 - 07/28/09 02:20 PM Re: Fuck The South
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context is king... we were talking about during the Civil War. Sure now they can lure big business easily cuz they are verrrrry accommodating. It is easy to be able to offer low tax rates to outside business when your population is using so much of the national welfare moneys and you don't give a damn about the quality of education for the kids.





No, Elab, facts are king. Though that's never gotten in your way.

Welfare by States

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#437027 - 07/28/09 03:57 PM Re: Fuck The South
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In the Land Of The Blind..The One-Eyed Man Is King...

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#437028 - 07/28/09 04:03 PM Re: Fuck The South
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No, Elab, facts are king. Though that's never gotten in your way.

Welfare by States





Jesus Fucking Christ, no wonder California is going broke. I have to wonder how many of those 1,216,866 people were actually US citizens.

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#437029 - 07/28/09 08:58 PM Re: Fuck The South
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you southern boobs...

http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2004/09/red_states_feed.html


and this again approaches the hypocrisy thing that i know you have trouble understanding as shown from the replies to the republican sex scandal threads

Like yr goofy ass Bobby Jindal railing against the stimulus package while being photographed giving checks from the US govt with HIS NAME on it...

bottom line....secede for fucks sake
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#437030 - 07/28/09 11:02 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Let me explain further. The central bankers, which are headed by the house of Rothschild, had gained limited control of our currency thru the Bank of America act in the 1820's.

The Southerns were in favor of them establishing a Central bank, and the Northerners were opposed to it.

This was the deciding factor that led to the Civil War.




This may be the funniest post ever.




Possibly, were it not so sad.




Precious few know of mankind's true history. The rest are doomed to repeat it.
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#437031 - 07/29/09 04:59 AM Re: Fuck The South
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:

you southern boobs...

http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2004/09/red_states_feed.html


and this again approaches the hypocrisy thing that i know you have trouble understanding as shown from the replies to the republican sex scandal threads

Like yr goofy ass Bobby Jindal railing against the stimulus package while being photographed giving checks from the US govt with HIS NAME on it...

bottom line....secede for fucks sake






That's right Elab...get your material from this guy.

Besides, the guys chart is not what you said. You said "welfare". This chart only shows which states receive more federal dollars than they pay in. Well, dunderhead, those dollars are spent on things like military bases and nuclear waste dumps and other things those precious blue states don't want within their borders. It's not the same thing at all.

Thanks for playing along though, we have some nice parting gifts for you...

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#437032 - 07/31/09 10:04 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Crackers say what?

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#437033 - 08/08/09 12:30 AM Re: Fuck The South
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Quote:

Crackers say what?




You're a no talent bitch that contributes nothing to this board. However, you can redeem yourself by finding the nearest bedroom closet in your trailer and using the laces from your skechers to hang yourself. Problem solved. Thanks.
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#437034 - 08/08/09 10:58 PM Re: Fuck The South
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Fantastic.

I was looking for a reason NOT to post to this board, buy your love has convinced me otherwise....



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