Who the fuck is Fayner??? Goddammit, every day its Fayner this, Fayner that. I've been watching porn for 10 years now and have never even heard this dude. I mean, I know who Jules Jordan, Buttman, Rocco, Seymore, Khan, Mike John, Stoney Curtis and a dozen other directors are, but who the goddamn hell is Fayner, and why does his opinion matter?? I mean seriously, enough with mentioning this Fayner dude.

PS primate, I can't wait for your Iraq war stories.