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#436814 - 07/15/09 09:40 AM
Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Except with porn stars on set that is: The problem that I'm encountering at present though, is that I never know if the person I'm dating is really into Monica Foster or the woman who created Monica Foster. Basically what I'm saying is that a TON of men want to be with a pornstar, but I doubt a ton of men actually want to be with ME - so I've decided to stick to the following rule: No more personal-life sex until I'm at least engaged with a set wedding date. That's right, now this rule may simply insure that no one ever dates me again, but oh well... I'd rather be alone, than be with a guy who doesn't really want to be with me. Now I have to use the term "personal-life" in the rule because hey, I might do an adult movie here and there and will definitely be doing webcam shows (yea they're solo but I still consider that sex with myself - hehe). Her Blog, see 7/14 Monica, do blowjobs count?? Or how about just the butt until the big day? 
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#436815 - 07/15/09 09:49 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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How do you plan on getting engaged without sex in the relationship? Just making out isn't enough to judge sexual chemistry. The only guys who would be so patient that they would wait until they popped the question are 1) religious nutjobs 2) grade-A pussies 3) religious nutjobs and grade-A pussies.
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#436816 - 07/15/09 10:28 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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Yeah, that is about one of the dumbest things I have heard in a long time.
You seriously expect a dude to date you without having sex with you, while you are getting laid on camera, and be okay enough with it to want to marry you anyway?
Yeah, that's gonna happen.
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#436817 - 07/15/09 11:14 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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How many religious nut jobs would be OK with you remaining "chaste" with them while you're getting fucked daily by anonymous ex-cons? If he pays you, you can pretend it's just another one of your "privates." Yet another example of "Monica Foster - uppity whore" expecting the man she supposedly loves to be the only one in world who she won't fuck. 
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#436818 - 07/15/09 11:28 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Dumb whore
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#436819 - 07/15/09 02:41 PM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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They have a web page about her Monice Foster
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#436823 - 07/15/09 05:08 PM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I love her. Monica, given the questionable life choices you've made you should be thrilled if you can find ANY man who is accepting of those choices, isn't abusive, controlling or needs you financially. If you can find one of those then grab ahold with both hands honey, it wont get any better for you. Monica says Quote:
you might as well define me as full blown retarded
Consider it done.
A little off point but has anyone actually checked out monica's new site, getting into porn? Its a must for those who like to laugh, seriously she has made the whole site about her, she even has a giant picture of herself in the O in porn as the site header, and theres a video at the top right of the page that never seems to end and that you cant close it of monica listing all her many titles and info about herself. I like the idea of the site but outside of DL it couldn't be done by a more unqualified person.
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#436825 - 07/15/09 09:05 PM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until engaged
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Who are you accusing of "not doing shit"?
Yeah, I read the thread but you seem to be accusing anyone who criticizes you of "not doing shit".
Who do you mean exactly?
And before you accuse me, I have a job and work for a comfortable living. Who do you mean to be insulting?
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#436827 - 07/15/09 09:22 PM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until engaged
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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You seem to have missed my point.
Carry on please, it's funny.
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#436828 - 07/15/09 09:23 PM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 10/20/06
Posts: 31
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the funniest part about this is monica f is too much of a stunned cunt to realize what a stupid stunned cunt she is.
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#436829 - 07/15/09 09:24 PM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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major purchases....should not be made on looks only......ya buy a car ya test drive it.....you buy a house you get an appraisal on it.....sex it a lifetime commitment.....does it come with ebay buyer satisfaction?
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#436830 - 07/15/09 09:32 PM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Now I have to use the term "personal-life" in the rule because hey, I might do an adult movie here and there and will definitely be doing webcam shows (yea they're solo but I still consider that sex with myself - hehe). So everyone else gets to bang you but your potential fiance,that sounds really well thought out.You can just make some popcorn and slip in a DVD of one of the porn movies you have made and sweetly whisper in his ear "See sugar, marry me and you can get some of that yourself" I would suggest you tell him that while you are getting DPed or doing a romantic blowbang with 5 or more black dudes that have dicks that look like a black radiator hose. 
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#436831 - 07/15/09 09:37 PM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#436833 - 07/15/09 11:28 PM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until engaged
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
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If you work as the manager at Chilli's, then obviously my reply had nothing to do with your ass so STFU.
I don't get it. Because I do not work at Chili's I should shut up? (you spelled it wrong)
You don't make any sense.
No matter. Good luck on your engagement. I am positive your future marriage will work out very well.
Have fun with all of that. Chili's employees will probably still mock you but at least you'll be married.
I don't get this either, is she looking down on a manager of Chili's, or was that her dream job and things fell through so it was porn instead?
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#436837 - 07/16/09 03:21 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until engaged
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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did i not try to tapdance on this fuck puppet her first week here for writing stupid shit.
but ohhhhhhh no....now shes went full on La Toya retarded and you fuckers jump on the bash bandwagon lol
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#436840 - 07/16/09 04:25 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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The problem that I'm encountering at present though, is that I never know if the person I'm dating is really into Monica Foster or the woman who created Monica Foster. Basically what I'm saying is that a TON of men want to be with a pornstar, but I doubt a ton of men actually want to be with ME - so I've decided to stick to the following rule:
No more personal-life sex until I'm at least engaged with a set wedding date.
That's right, now this rule may simply insure that no one ever dates me again, but oh well... I'd rather be alone, than be with a guy who doesn't really want to be with me.
OK, OK, OK...
So there isn't very strong logic going on here, but isn't this the very sentiment that Jeff Steward was addressing in his "Question for the Women on the Board" post?
I agree that the logic and thinking behind this blog is absolutely flawed, but the sentiment isn't.
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#436841 - 07/16/09 04:32 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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@EY: There is nothing wrong at all with wanting to be loved, it's just that the conditional kind of love Monica seems to be after is laughably unrealistic.
Maybe I'm missing something but she has pretty much said "I'm going to be as foul mouthed and inarticulate as I want but I can't love a person who uses expletives around me".
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#436843 - 07/16/09 06:35 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until engaged
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Does this mean that she will nopt be doing any more crack untill she gets married either?
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#436845 - 07/18/09 12:33 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until engaged
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I don't get this either, is she going down on the manager of Chili's, or was that her dream and things fell through so it was porn instead?
Fixed.... Been a while, just had to...
Let me just say, this bitch has lost her fucking mind. On top of smoking crack, cunt must have gotten her weave sown on too tight. Good luck finding someone who finds your stupidity tolerable, let alone cute. I don't think there is someone out there who would put up with your shit especially if they're not getting any pussy. No guy in their right mind is going to wait around to get up in it, or even have the thought of putting a ring around your filthy finger cross their mind if they see you fucking all kinds of guys on a weekly/daily basis. I don't think you have much to offer and you know it. If the reason you're doing porn is because you "looove sex", know that holding out on "the one you love" says the opposite. It's '09 babe, no one puts a down payment on a cow without trying the milk first. You fucking low class, piece of shit, skank Oprah wannabe.
Have a nice day. <3
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#436846 - 07/18/09 05:06 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until engaged
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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I don't get this either, is she going down on the manager of Chili's, or was that her dream and things fell through so it was porn instead?
Fixed.... Been a while, just had to...
Let me just say, this bitch has lost her fucking mind. On top of smoking crack, cunt must have gotten her weave sown on too tight. Good luck finding someone who finds your stupidity tolerable, let alone cute. I don't think there is someone out there who would put up with your shit especially if they're not getting any pussy. No guy in their right mind is going to wait around to get up in it, or even have the thought of putting a ring around your filthy finger cross their mind if they see you fucking all kinds of guys on a weekly/daily basis. I don't think you have much to offer and you know it. If the reason you're doing porn is because you "looove sex", know that holding out on "the one you love" says the opposite. It's '09 babe, no one puts a down payment on a cow without trying the milk first. You fucking low class, piece of shit, skank Oprah wannabe.
Have a nice day. <3
Sometimes I really love you 
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#436847 - 07/18/09 09:27 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until engaged
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Porn Jesus
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#436850 - 07/19/09 07:51 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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Monica, are you overjoyed thet you have won the support of Desi??
I think the both of you deserve each other.
Desi ,from her "blog"..
"you gotta check out Monica Foster's new site GettingIntoPorn.com. There's a wealth of information about the good and bad of the porn industry. She gives a very good resource for guys and girls alike to read through. Now this is the kind of woman we need in our media these days . This is responsible reporting!! Monica, you did a fantastic job and everyone should know you did this 100% by yourself. This is by far your best work so far as you keep showing your talents are endless . Keep up the great work making the world a better place with your passion!!
Shouldn't desi be looking for work?
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#436851 - 07/31/09 04:28 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Speaking of loneliness, I'm back to being horny as hell. I'm wondering when I'll find myself in the situation of having sex again - of course I can have sex with myself, and I do, multiple times a day - however it's always more fun with a partner - the question is - when will I meet a new partner? It's gotta be someone hot, who I really like, and who's into me as well...guess only time will tell on that one. On top of that there are some new sexual activities I want to explore, so finding someone open enough to explore them with may be an "issue"...
It's a shame, because being 30 years old, I'm at my sexual peak, and being that I am my ideals and notions of sex, and what's right and wrong for me from a personal and moral standpoint are substantially morphing. Funny how that works - I'm actually reaching a level of becoming much more adventurous and open.
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#436852 - 07/31/09 05:40 AM
Re: Monica F: No Sex Until MARRIAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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Speaking of loneliness, I'm back to being horny as hell. I'm wondering when I'll find myself in the situation of having sex again - of course I can have sex with myself, and I do, multiple times a day - however it's always more fun with a partner - the question is - when will I meet a new partner? It's gotta be someone hot, who I really like, and who's into me as well...guess only time will tell on that one. On top of that there are some new sexual activities I want to explore, so finding someone open enough to explore them with may be an "issue"...
It's a shame, because being 30 years old, I'm at my sexual peak, and being that I am my ideals and notions of sex, and what's right and wrong for me from a personal and moral standpoint are substantially morphing. Funny how that works - I'm actually reaching a level of becoming much more adventurous and open.
Ah, that shit is everywhere. It just has to be someone hot, smart, independent, accepting, open and available. Into the tub with the toaster already, cunt.
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