Is death by anal impalement an option?

Careful Swami, this internationally renown man of culture is now quoting Jim Morrison from Oliver Stone movies, LOL

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Kurt Lockwood Takes The High Road On Porn Star Feuds

Porn stud Kurt Lockwood writes:


These are the normal things people go thru everywhere with boyfriend /girlfriend relationships ending and beginning everyday. It not some "BIG STORY," it's just common human emotions which as everyone who has ever been in any kind of serious boyfriend/girlfriend relationship knows aren't always that easy or cut and dried and it's very, very difficult to please everyone, especially in these circumstances, y'know? By the way, why "Sports Swarthy" or anybody else would even give a fuck about my personal life or anyone else's other than their own (or at least real J.Lo celebrities, I mean, c'mon) is not only so stupid but seems like a complete and utter waste of time.

Do you really have nothing better to do than to hate and talk smack about people's personal relationships that have absolutely nothing to do with you at all? There's always two sides to every story (and sometimes more) but who the fuck cares? It's so boring. There's a war going on, people. We should have some perspective about what really matters here. Haters who wanna hate should either get a life or go on with the one they have which after all is I'm sure is just as compicated and yes, sometimes messy. And I'm sure we can all agree that nobody's perfect, right? And isn't there something about "Those is glass houses..." and "Let he who is without sin cast the first..." and so on? And as far as "Sports Salami" starting to "despise" me...>YAWN< Well, just throw him on the pile with the rest of the KURT LOCKWOOD HATERS, y'know?

Whatever. I'll be his, or whoever else's "Erich Von Stroheim" ("the man you love to hate") of porn, if that's what gets them through the night. But I just can't make this clear enough. It...just...doesn't...matter. He and anybody else who want to waste their precious time on this Earth hating on me don't affect my life one way or the other or influence any of the decisions I make or who I am one bit so he's just wasting his time and energy. He's thinking about me I'm not thinking about him. I'm just trying to live and enjoy life the best I can, and yes, I sometimes make mistakes just like everybody else has a thousand times. Nothing new or exciting. Hey, I'm human, excuse the fuck out of me. I don't know, maybe he should stop worrying about me so much and pick an easier target. Somebody who gives a fuck, haha... As for a response, I have nothing bad to say about anybody and I'm not gonna... And that's the high road for ya...

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[from lukeisback.com]

Who is Kurt Lockwood? Is he new? And why would anybody care about him- he is a Male porn star(as long as he can get it up he is the same as all the rest- except for Wesley )

why the fuck do we not have thee michael jaxckson smiley on tap????

fuck it,

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why the fuck do we not have thee michael jaxckson smiley on tap????

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I fucking agree and i also think some of the logos boil made up need to be added, like the wankus is a lock for sure.