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#436631 - 07/12/09 08:18 PM
Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
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Paula White
Claims to have been sexually abused and was a total fucking whore in her personal life. "I slept with over 90 men in 3 days" She is known to gesticulate wildly while giving a sermon as if she's battling with some fuck demon from The Dark Tower Books.
I wouldn't exactly call her a butter face but her weird pinched look and beady little eyes make me think she's actually an alien sex fiend. Body is bangin' Kind of reminds me of Mila Shegol with not as nice of a face.
(very Mila-esque here)
Ooooh yeah baby, I want to be the other side of that Uh-Oh Oreo.
Edited by Bug Whisperer (07/12/09 08:46 PM)
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#436632 - 07/12/09 10:30 PM
Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/08/09
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#436633 - 07/13/09 05:41 AM
Pastor Melissa Scott: Evangelist, Past Porn Star?
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#436636 - 07/13/09 01:50 PM
Re: Pastor Melissa Scott: Evangelist, Past Porn Star?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Amazing story. It appears to be true:
http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/news/latest/melissa-scott-porn-pastor
She was shot by Holly's mom back in the day.
I love her denial "not an actress in a pornographic movie". We know you weren't an actress, but were you a cocksucker?
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#436637 - 07/13/09 01:53 PM
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Paula White
Damn! She's sexy. Looks like she would take the dark meat too. Sometimes you just get a feeling about certain women. I'd be more than happy to slip her the rod, I'd have her lithe body shaking all over.
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#436645 - 07/13/09 03:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Froma a year ago. Reverse the trend: Pornstar to Preacher Preacher, Porn star? Pastor Melissa Scott married the long time televangelist Gene Scott in 2000 when he was 70 and she was 32. He died of cancer and left her rich with property, horses, bank accounts and his ministry. Rumor has it that Pastor Melissa Scott used to be the porn star Barbi Bridges. Melissa does not admit to it, nor deny it. ... Porno Pastor Melissa Scott
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#436646 - 07/13/09 08:13 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Victoria Osteen: I bet Joel snorts coke off her tits before Sunday services.
A while back the perky, sanctimonius Victoria got into it with a airline stewardess and really chewed her out. Got settled out of court I believe. She's a nice piece of ass, definitely sexier than Paula White.
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