Paula White


Claims to have been sexually abused and was a total fucking whore in her personal life. "I slept with over 90 men in 3 days" She is known to gesticulate wildly while giving a sermon as if she's battling with some fuck demon from The Dark Tower Books.



I wouldn't exactly call her a butter face but her weird pinched look and beady little eyes make me think she's actually an alien sex fiend. Body is bangin' Kind of reminds me of Mila Shegol with not as nice of a face.

(very Mila-esque here)




Ooooh yeah baby, I want to be the other side of that Uh-Oh Oreo.