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#436631 - 07/12/09 08:18 PM Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Registered: 04/16/09
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Paula White


Claims to have been sexually abused and was a total fucking whore in her personal life. "I slept with over 90 men in 3 days" She is known to gesticulate wildly while giving a sermon as if she's battling with some fuck demon from The Dark Tower Books.



I wouldn't exactly call her a butter face but her weird pinched look and beady little eyes make me think she's actually an alien sex fiend. Body is bangin' Kind of reminds me of Mila Shegol with not as nice of a face.

(very Mila-esque here)




Ooooh yeah baby, I want to be the other side of that Uh-Oh Oreo.


Edited by Bug Whisperer (07/12/09 08:46 PM)
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#436632 - 07/12/09 10:30 PM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Registered: 01/08/09
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Rexella Van Impe. She must be close to 80 years old, but she hasn't aged in 35 years.

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#436633 - 07/13/09 05:41 AM Pastor Melissa Scott: Evangelist, Past Porn Star?
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Melissa Scott, a hot and popular pastor from the University Cathedral in Los Angeles, has recently come under fire on allegations that she had a pornographic past under the name Barbi Bridges (link NSFW) in the mid 90s. ...

http://blog.sublimedirectory.com/2009/04/09/melissa-scott-televangelist-past-porn-star/

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#436634 - 07/13/09 10:00 AM Re: Pastor Melissa Scott: Evangelist, Past Porn Star?
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Does look pretty close and once you start performing it's hard to stop whether it's ona stripper pole or pulpit. Sweet
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#436635 - 07/13/09 12:00 PM Re: Pastor Melissa Scott: Evangelist, Past Porn Star?
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lol America. You actually have a range of female preachers to choose from! This whole thread would be a non-sequiter here in Old Europe, Hellelujia!!

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#436636 - 07/13/09 01:50 PM Re: Pastor Melissa Scott: Evangelist, Past Porn Star?
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Amazing story. It appears to be true:

http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/news/latest/melissa-scott-porn-pastor

She was shot by Holly's mom back in the day.

I love her denial "not an actress in a pornographic movie". We know you weren't an actress, but were you a cocksucker?
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#436637 - 07/13/09 01:53 PM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Paula White







Damn! She's sexy. Looks like she would take the dark meat too. Sometimes you just get a feeling about certain women. I'd be more than happy to slip her the rod, I'd have her lithe body shaking all over.


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#436638 - 07/13/09 01:55 PM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Victoria Osteen: I bet Joel snorts coke off her tits before Sunday services.




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#436639 - 07/13/09 02:09 PM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Kristi Watts from the 700 Club (in the brown dress). BTW: I concur with Paula White.
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#436640 - 07/13/09 02:15 PM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Quote:

Quote:

Paula White









Damn! She's sexy. Looks like she would take the dark meat too. Sometimes you just get a feeling about certain women. I'd be more than happy to slip her the rod, I'd have her lithe body shaking all over.






Good lord, you are such an insufferable ass.

BTW, that pic has been photoshopped so much she looks like an avatar on the Sims.

an unretouched picture makes her look like a grandma with too many facelifts.

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#436641 - 07/13/09 02:25 PM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Pastor Paula



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#436642 - 07/13/09 02:59 PM Re: Pastor Melissa Scott: Evangelist, Past Porn Star?
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lol America. You actually have a range of female preachers to choose from! This whole thread would be a non-sequiter here in Old Europe, Hellelujia!!




There are a lot of female preachers in several denominations in Europe.
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#436643 - 07/13/09 03:09 PM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Quote:

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Paula White







Damn! She's sexy. Looks like she would take the dark meat too. Sometimes you just get a feeling about certain women. I'd be more than happy to slip her the rod, I'd have her lithe body shaking all over.




She'd hang you from a tree in a heartbeat.
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#436644 - 07/13/09 03:31 PM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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#436645 - 07/13/09 03:39 PM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Froma a year ago. Reverse the trend: Pornstar to Preacher

Preacher, Porn star?
Pastor Melissa Scott married the long time televangelist Gene Scott in 2000 when he was 70 and she was 32. He died of cancer and left her rich with property, horses, bank accounts and his ministry.

Rumor has it that Pastor Melissa Scott used to be the porn star Barbi Bridges. Melissa does not admit to it, nor deny it.

...
Porno Pastor Melissa Scott
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#436646 - 07/13/09 08:13 PM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Registered: 07/19/07
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Victoria Osteen: I bet Joel snorts coke off her tits before Sunday services.



A while back the perky, sanctimonius Victoria got into it with a airline stewardess and really chewed her out. Got settled out of court I believe. She's a nice piece of ass, definitely sexier than Paula White.

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#436647 - 07/14/09 10:01 AM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Quote:

Quote:

Victoria Osteen: I bet Joel snorts coke off her tits before Sunday services.



A while back the perky, sanctimonius Victoria got into it with a airline stewardess and really chewed her out. Got settled out of court I believe. She's a nice piece of ass, definitely sexier than Paula White.





These fuckers are a modern day Jim and Tammy Faye. They love the almighty dollar.

Wikipedia: "His sermons and writings are sometimes reproached for their use of the concept of the prosperity gospel, a belief that wealth and power are rewards for pious Christians."



"Oh brothers, send me your hard earned cash so that I may buy me that Gulfstream 5 so that I can tell my story to all of the sinners of the world.........."
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#436648 - 07/14/09 06:16 PM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do porn.
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Melissa Scott, or Barbi Bridges, turned her back on holiness a while ago.



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#436649 - 07/27/09 12:52 PM Re: Post female preachers you'd like to see do por
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Quote:

Melissa Scott, or Barbi Bridges, turned her back on holiness a while ago.






I could Bash the Bishop to that!
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